RiffText/MFT3K/Records of Bell/hostsegment2

{Open: SkullB and Bluebry leaning over the counter, talking to each other}

BLUEBRY: I'm telling you, Double Windsor all the way!

NOXIGAR: Double Rainbow sucks

SKULLB: That takes too long. Half Windsors balance the need for spped

NOXIGAR: speed

and ease of use with professional--

{Chwoka walks in, pushing a cart with a blanket over it, obviously hiding something under it.}

CHWOKA: Hey guys.

SKULLB: Oh, hey Chwoka. Whatcha got there?

CHWOKA: Well, most episodes of Records of Bell are spur-of-the-moment filler, right?

BLUEBRY: Stop beating around the bush, Chwoka! What's in there?!

CHWOKA: Ladies and gentlemen...

SKULLB: Is it a boot? Those have spurs-

{Chwoka takes the blanket off the item, revealing the Wheel of Plot, a multicolored disc sideways on a stand, with a pointer at the top.}

CHWOKA: ...the Wheel of Plot!

BLUEBRY: Where did you find the time to build thi

NOXIGAR: this

SKULLB: Amazing! How does it work?

CHWOKA: Well, it's a wooden disk with a hole in it and a little metal rod in the hole, but that's not important right now.

BLUEBRY: I think he's asking how to operate it.

CHWOKA: Well, each orange space is a noun, each green space is a verb, and each blue space is an adjective. For every color you get, you pull out a card from one of the three decks.

SKULLB: Sounds simple!

{Chwoka puts the decks and the wheel on the desk}

BLUEBRY: Let's play!

SKULLB: Let me spin first!

{SkullB spins the wheel. It lands on a blue space.}

SKULLB: Alright, let's see...

{SkullB takes a blue card.}

SKULLB: ... "Fiery"? This looks grim.

BLUEBRY: My turn!

{Bluebry spins the wheel and it lands on an orange space}

BLUEBRY: Oh and... um... there's just one orange card {picks card up} and all it says is "Japan."

{Chwoka spins the wheel and it lands on a green space.}

CHWOKA: Alright, let's see which one we get {reads card} aaaaaaaaaand it's "Fight".

SKULLB: ... Well!

NOXIGAR: You know, I think I'd enjoy Wheel of Plot better if it weren't all references to Bell's alleged "Japanophelia". But, is this really the best they can do?