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RiffText/ChoomWikihood/2
Summary
A lesbian couple moves upstairs from The Choom Gang. Skub goes to the gym.
Transcript
{Noid moves upstairs from the Choom Gang}
NOXIGAR: 'Kay, the synopsis already said why, or else I'd be very confused right now.
SKUB: Huff-a-puff! I am goin' a-to the gym! {Skub hops up from the couch and boogies on over to the gym}
NOXIGAR: boogies on over? What is this, the mid-80's?
FREE WEIGHTS: Hello, Mr. Skub!
SKUB: Hello, free weights!
FREE WEIGHTS: A fine day for a-liftin', eh sir?
SKUB: A fine day indeed, my boys.
{Skub begins to lift the first weight}
SKUB: Rub-a-dub-dub, I'm the liftin'-est Skub!
FREE WEIGHTS: Lift us next!
SKUB: Why, sure! Just...
{beat}
SKUB: WEIGHT a second!
FREE WEIGHTS: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Skub you card!
NOXIGAR: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha ha! Comma, you card!
SKUB: Thank you, free weights! I- Wait a second. This isn't right at all.
{The scene fades. Open to a scene of Skub in a padded cell. He is rubbing his feces on a wall while making airplane noises}
SKUB: Brrrrrr! Brrrrrrrr!
DR. ROSKOVICH: There's no help for him. Let's go.
{Mrs. Skub runs away from the one-way window sobbing}
NOXIGAR: Oh, I see. Let's pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars. Gee, I'm sure Skub could use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now.
