RiffText/MFT3K/Bell Quest/7

{Acidgrrl warps away}

SKULLB: Good--she's keeping her distance.

IM A BELL: Wait, didn't she say hey'd be here in chapter 8?

SKULLB: Awww... Hey didn't make it.

NOXIGAR: Hey must've gone to the Friend Zone.

VEGEROT: ... Crap.

H44WP: {Laughs evilly and pulls a lever.}

{A giant spider falls from the ceiling.}

SKULLB: DONT SHOOT ITS JUST SOME CURSED GUY oh wait this isnt ocarina of time

IM A BELL: O_o

SKULLB: How do you say that? "Oo-wuh-oo"? That's how I'd say it."

VEGEROT:{weirded out} I don't know how you said that!

{Cut to 20X6. I am bell is fighting Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan. I am Acidgrrl voips in}

I AM BELL: Oh, hey, sis! What're you doing here?

ACIDGRRL: It's a long story. But i'll tell it anyway.

{30 MINUTES LATER... everyone except acidgrrl is covered in dust and spiderwebs}

CHWOKA: Those are some fast spiders. At that speed, they've already eaten you.

ACIDGRRL: And then I voiped over here!

STINKOMAN: Acidgrrl, duid

BLUEBRY: I think you mean "druid" {does a nerdy inhale}

you HAVE to read the entire transcript of Bell Quest? And describe the Bell Quest poster in detail?

SKULLB: "We went deaf and blind!"

1-UP: I like that about her.

STINKOMAN: Uhh... I don't think Badstar will like this matchup any more than Acidgrrl+Bellson.

BLUEBRY: They were such a cute, incestuous couple...

NOXIGAR: The DNA test results prove otherwise. They also prove that Bellsion is

NOT

The father.

I AM BELL: Well, lets go get my clone and the annoying guys. Where are they, anyway?

BELLZAR:{from inside 1-up's stomach} HELP US!!!! 1-up thought we were pudding!!

BLUEBRY: EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1-UP: Uhh... right. Pudding...

WATASHI BERU: {From inside the stomach.} Hey! I found the little dangly thing that makes him puke!

SKULLB: What, like there's a name for it?
CHWOKA: There is, but it sounds dirty, so Bell won't use it.

{1-up pukes kirbies}

CHWOKA: Oh god!

ACIDGRRL: They're sooo cute!

1-UP: I don't know how I did that!

{Cut to Stink-up.(20X6 Badstar.}

BLUEBRY: It's like they just took a bottle of punctuation marks and lightly shook it over this sentence.

STINK-UP: Can we just go already?!!!

ACIDGRRL: If you want to. {smiles}

{I Am Bell deuces Acidgrrl in the face}

I AM BELL: Stop it Acidgrrl. Badstar didn't like Bellson+Acidgrrl. 1-up+Acidgrrl was crap. And I'm not sure about Acidgrrl+Stink-up, but it will probably be a failure.

BLUEBRY: Gets around more than the town bike.

STINK-UP: Yeah. Let's stop with all the disgusting romance. {Shudders at romance.}

ACIDGRRL: Bro, you forgot Harvax+Acidgrrl.

BLUEBRY: WHA-HO

I AM BELL:{weirded out} How many relationships have you been in?!!

ACIDGRRL: About 5,000.

BLUEBRY: Oh god, the VDs she's collected...

STINK-UP: Quick! Acidgrrl, teleport us out of here!

ACIDGRRL: Ummm... I can't teleport. I used up all of the power. And nobody else knows how to teleport.

STINK-UP: Stinkoman, does'nt Pan Pan have a teleportaion device?

I AM BELL: I tink I used to know... But yeah, Pan-Pan does!

BLUEBRY: I tink you should have used spellcheck.

{Cut to Pan-Pan's house}

I AM BELL: Alright, what do you want?

PAN-PAN: Badalang.

I AM BELL: THE GOLDEN-BELL FLIER?!!! THAT'S MY SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLUEBRY: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SHINEZ: I have an idea.

{cut to a hangar. I Am ShineZ is painting a ship gold}

I AM SHINEZ: Look good so far little bro? {continues painting. hums "I Am The Slime"}

MEANWHILE...

STRONG BAD:{from phone} The Pizz?

IM A BELL: Yes. We'd like to order an XXXXXXXXL pizza. Half olives, half Parsley Fruit and Nuclear waste.

CHWOKA: Lesson 102 in Komedy: Things that aren't normal are inherently funny!

NOXIGAR: {squints at the XXXXXXXXL pizza part of the line of dialogue} So, 8-strikes-in-a-row and L pizza isn't funny. Nevermind.

{The Cheat appears carrying a gigantic pizza}

THE CHEAT: Mehdihlehmeh!

IM A BELL: $20?!!! Outrageous! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!

BLUEBRY: I vomited in my mouth and swallowed it and found it more pleasurable than the preceding line.

NOXIGAR: For once

I AGREE

Except for the puking part.

{a lazer comes out of Im a bell's mouth and into The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: MEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Cut back to 20X6}

I AM BELL: For some strange reason, I feel like firing a lazor into Cheatball out of my mouth...

CHWOKA: I don't think time works the way you think it does, Bell.

STINK-UP: Well, Pan Pan, heres your new ship!

PAN-PAN: BADALAAANG!!!! Badabadalang! <"yaaaayy!!!! You can use the teleport!">

CHWOKA: Usually characters are mute so that they're animal-like or mysterious. Having the translation be wrote by Im A Bell is a blow to the character's gut

NOXIGAR: Some Homestarrunner.com characters would like to have a word with you.

{Cut to everybody in front of the machine.They are about to use it, when all of a sudden, an angry Pan Pan enters the room.}

PAN-PAN: BADALAAAANG!!!!! <"It's a fake!!!">

I AM BELL: Uh oh. Brother, you better think of something quick!

BELLZAR: I'll take care of him! GOLDEN TORNADO BELL BLAST! SHOOP DA' WHOOP!

I AM BELL: Nice!

BELLZAR: Ummm... the attack isi'nt working!

CHWOKA: Yeah, and Chwoka isi'nt wanting to punch you in the face.

I AM BELL: I see the problem. You dinna charge yah lazar!! Imma chargin' mah lazer, Imma firin' mah lazer, SHOOP-DA-WHOOP!!!!!!!

{a lazer comes out of I am bell's

CHWOKA: Capitalizing names: Optional?

mouth and into Pan-Pan}

STINK-UP: Let's go!

I AM BELL: Okay.

{Everyone voips away}

END OF CHAPTER 7!!!

NOXIGAR: Pfft, this wasn't nearly as long as I had hoped it would be. Misleading title, yeah in some cases the riffing of this show is warranted.