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RiffText/MFT3K/Bell Quest/prologue
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{Cut to a black screen. Slowly, writing in gold letters slowly fades in. It say's "Im a Bell and Badstar present..." The writing slowly fades away}
BLING: Hi juys! Who is you?
CHWOKA: Says the most hideous thing.
BLUEBRY: Hey there horrible grammar and spelling, I thought you died in 2006.
????-????? & ?? ? ????: Grab 'em!
BLUEBRY: Those are some confused names.
CHWOKA: I was under the assumption that 'em was short for Them, not Him. Or Her, as the case might be. Goddamn, that thing is downright androgynous.
{two men capture Bling}
CHWOKA: The very same men who were just talking? Are they men? My god, we're one step closer to solving the mystery that will be spelled out for us later on inevitably!
NOXIGAR: If the author says they're men, then they're men.
BLING: WAAAH!!!! HEWP ME! SOMEONE!
BLUEBRY: Hewp? Like, hoop? Ballin'...
CHWOKA: I'll only "Hewp" him if he says please. Properly, without any lisp.
NOXIGAR: So you wouldn't hewp Homestar Runner? Aww...
{the words "Bell Quest" appears they slowly fade away}
BLUEBRY: What ever happened to punctuation? I kinda liked it.
END OF PROLOGUE!
