RiffText/Everything You Know Is Wrong/Episodes/7

Synopsis

Fanstuff of the Month discussion parodied and barbecued with a little extra awesomesauce.

LIGHTNING GUY: I'm going to go off to throw up now.

And Clamburger gets tasered a lot.

Transcript

{Noxigar is in The World That Never Was, as is every other Wiki User. Outside it is raining hard.}

NOXIGAR: I'd like to get my fanstuff nominated for this "Fanstuff of the Month" you humans have.

LIGHTNING GUY: I'm pretty sure humans know a waste of time when they see one.

{Cut to Clamburger in a front row seat}

CLAMBURGER: Some of us ain't human either, so you aren't the only non-human here.

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, thanks. That first part needed an explanation.

{Noxigar throws a yellow dagger at Clamburger and electrocutes him}

LIGHTNING GUY: Since when do daggers electrocute people?

NOXIGAR: Where was I? Oh yes. I'd like to nominate Everything You Know Is Wrong. Methinks it deserves a long period of time to be the Fanstuff of the Wiki.

IM A BELL: Agreed.

LIGHTNING GUY: Bell can never get a break.

{Cut to X66x66, next to Clamburger.}

X66x66: I object to this. You don't keep us in-character. And it's weird.

{Don't Press That Button stands up, next to X66x66}

DPTB: I don't like it that much either. And you added a ShwooxEkul shipping. Too weird for my taste. And I could get cut off any moment now-

{DPTB is cut off after "now".

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, that's what the mark meant!

Cut to Stinkoman K with a thumb down.}

STINKOMAN K: No ways, man!

LIGHTNING GUY: I see some ways over there.

It's too random!

{Cut to Shadow Scythe with a smile on his face and a "thumb" up.}

SHADOW SCYTHE: This is funny.

LIGHTNING GUY: Im a bell I get, but why would you portray Shadow Scythe raving this nonsense?

And I gained tentacles just from watching it!

{Cut to Homestar with a sign saying, "For Noxigar"}

LIGHTNING GUY: But Noxigar just announced his nomination. Why would you have a sign? Were you saving it for when he was imprisoned or something?

HOMESTAR: This featuwes me!

LIGHTNING GUY: As if he had a choice.

And I get to dwess up like Ask a Ninja!

{Cut to Clamburger, with the dagger still in him}

CLAMBURGER: So... much... butt... it... sucks...

LIGHTNING GUY: Yeah, I had a face-load of butt a few hours ago. Third worst experience of my life.

{Noxigar throws yet another yellow dagget

LIGHTNING GUY: GOT DAGGET BOBBY

at Clamburger. Clamburger is electrocuted again. Cut to The King of Town, Coach Z, and Strong Mad outside in the rain. They're on strike,

LIGHTNING GUY: You gotta hate those worker unions.

saying no to Noxigar's fanstuff.}

KoT: I will not do a barrel roll!

LIGHTNING GUY: Where did I put that gun?

STRONG MAD: I'm not in it!

LIGHTNING GUY: This is how we know Strong Mad is stupid.

COACH Z: Where's a sport?

{Cut back to Noxigar. He looks out the window to see the strike. He throws a yellow dagger in the air and a Pikachu appears.

LIGHTNING GUY: Why am I not surprised?

The Pickachu uses Thunder on Coach Z, King of Town, and Strong Mad. They are thrown in the sky.}

COACH Z: Looks like Team Roarket is blastin' off agairn!

LIGHTNING GUY: Do me next! Do me next!

{They blast off into the sky. Cut to Cyrus in the front row on the leftmost chair. He claps. Cut back to Clamburger, with the daggers still in him.}

CLAMBURGER: Also, the episodes keep getting shorter. The last one could fit onto one page on my computer.

LIGHTNING GUY: Actually, that's not something I'll complain about.

{Noxigar throws a third dagger and severely electrocutes Clamburger.}

CLAMBURGER: GAAH! That hurt! Now you banned!

LIGHTNING GUY: You gunna regret it now.

{Clamburger hits Noxigar with a Banhammer and knocks him unconsious.

LIGHTNING GUY: But I thought Banhammers made people fade into exsiction.

Cut to a neutral Joshua.}

JOSHUA: As long as I has pancakes I'll be fine with it.

LIGHTNING GUY: I love trusting these guys.

{Strong Bad and The Cheat check yes. Vindicator checks no. And then everyone on the wiki votes. Cut to Noxigar awake again with a bruise on his head. All the Homestar Runner characters except for Coach Z, Strong Mad, and King of Town are present, as well as millions of wiki users.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Traffic fraud is the worst kind of fraud.

NOXIGAR: Well, let's see the results!

{3333 votes are listed as yes, 3333 votes are listed as no, 3333 votes are listed as, "I don't give a crap"}

LIGHTNING GUY: i voted for the comedy option

NOXIGAR: It's a tie!

{Cut to Shwoo watching this on her computer.}

SHWOO: Finally, Noxic Gas has stopped the ShwooxEkul shipping! I is pleased!

LIGHTNING GUY: I is miserable.

{Cut to Homestar wielding a pretzel stick. Shwoo is hit with the pretzel stick.}

LIGHTNING GUY: "Screw youuu, kaaarmaaaaa!"

HOMESTAR: I get to pwetzel people in the face up to nine times!

{End episode}

Spot the References

Trivia

• The entire episode was based off a Fanstuff of the Month Nomination

Comments

If you want to comment on the episode, you can. Noxigar 20:04, 17 October 2007 (UTC)