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Synopsis

Aussie Evil is the untoppable

LIGHTNING GUY: Ron Toppable (don't look that up, by the way)

Bacon Man, an odorous cliche occurs, and Strong Sader is the hapless victim of HEAD-on.

He can't top the Bacon Man, no matter how hard he tries

Transcript

{Aussie Evil is dressed up as the Bacon Man. Cut to it being paused on a television screen.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This is what happens when you take too much Wiki Ecstasy!

LIGHTNING GUY: But it's so addictive!

{"PLAY" appears on the top right portion of the screen. Aussie Evil dances like the bacon man.}

AUSSIE EVIL: {singing} I am the bacon man, I bring all the pork I can, To all the little kids down the row. Clogging their arteries, with all the MSGs, so they all die at the age of 8!

LIGHTNING GUY: You just took away whatever was left of any enjoyment I could have ever gotten from that song.

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on the couch munching popcorn.}

STRONG BAD: Now this is entertainment! Not even Stephen Colbert Report could top this!

LIGHTNING GUY: But that's probably because it doesn't exist.

{Cut to Strong Bad being on Sephiroth's computer}

SEPHIROTH: I smell

LIGHTNING GUY: Teen spirit.

a really odorous cliche.

{Cut to Sephiroth being on Clamburger's computer. Thatkidsam and Clamburger watch it.}

CLAMBURGER: Indeed. And Bonus Stage sucks harder than the Bacon Man song in it.

THATKIDSAM: Let's just hope that Rya doesn't appear anytime soon.

LIGHTNING GUY: I'm not sure how she could when she's dead.

{Rya appears, much to Thatkidsam's dismay. She is an undead Forsaken cyborg.}

LIGHTNING GUY: This is why Matt Wilson hates his fans.

RYA: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to me!

LIGHTNING GUY: Please, God, strike me blind.

{Clamburger shrieks in a high-pitched voice and Thatkidsam bangs his head to a wall 27 times.}

LIGHTNING GUY: Specifics are important.

RYA: You have no chance to survive make your time!

LIGHTNING GUY: Screw Make Your Time! It's completely bearable compared to this.

{Clamburger and Thatkidsam both faint. Cut to behind Rya. It

LIGHTNING GUY: What? Rya's behind?

is Noxigar using a walkie-talkie to create Rya's voice. Noxigar sees that Clamburger and Thatkidsam are unconscious. Noxigar puts the walkie-talkie away.}

NOXIGAR: Hehehe... gets 'em every time...

LIGHTNING GUY: That was definitely worth being a dead robot's behind for.

{Strong Sader appears}

STRONG SADER: I don't think that was very wise of you...

{Noxigar gets out a HEAD-on

LIGHTNING GUY: A what.

and applies directly on Strong Sader's head.}

NOXIGAR: Head-on! Apply directly to the head!

{The HEAD-on explodes, Strong Sader with it.

LIGHTNING GUY: How depressing.

Cut to all of it being on Shadow Scythe's computer}

SHADOW SCYTHE: Now that that's done I can use my tentacles to do my homework.

LIGHTNING GUY: "Oh victims you have some homework to do!"

{End episode.}

Comments

Comment-on! Apply directly to a comment! Noxigar 15:24, 15 October 2007 (UTC)