(even if you aren't vegan)
Chaos Emails.exe/Inbox
Leave any Emails you hopefully want to see checked. I will try to answer all of them. However, please use a psuedonym or an alias, not your wiki name. Seriously. Also, leave it below the line. Thank you! 
They call me Big T BLOOD
Dear mr. Chaos, If I payed you amillion dollars, would you either, open a resturaunt, make a video game, or buy a new PC. Yours curiously, ////// Strong Intelligent <.__.>
Hi-lo, Ammy! So... ever been in any sort of contest? - ZPP
Dear Lucky Winner! You've just won 800,00,001,11000,01,0013,002,030 $! Your prize will be here in 10 minutes! From, Money Inc.
Attention Chaos: We have been informed that you have purchased a BELL 2999 computer. We are sorry to say that the model you have has been recalled. Models like yours have been known to cause explosions that can destroy anything within a 1 mile radius when used to check emails. If you have checked more than '''1''' email(s) on this computer, evacuate the area. Sorry for the inconvenience, BELL Computers Inc.
Greetings, Son of Death,
I have emailed you to tell you that you, your siblings, and your parents have stayed too long in this universe and it's time for you to go back to whence you came and let someone else be the Master of Death. Your time of purging shall come no sooner than 12:00AM tomorrow morning.
Thank you,
The Interdimensional Society of Death Reapers
Hello Chaos. I have questions: 1. Will you take your dad's job when he retires? 2. What do you recommend eating when no one is home? 3. Why are your eyes red? 3a. Who did you inherit them from? The Man with No Name
To whoever is answering this email, Is it tough being you? Have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day? Sincerely, Mr. Game & Watch
To Chaos Emeraldvii7,
When someone is mean to you, what do you do? What's the best
way to deal with an absolute jerk?
From,
Superfield
Dear chaos,
Did you know the bell makes a good crash test dummy? Seriously, It passed a test for a car that explodes!
Sincerely,
Hardhat Runner
