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First introduced in program, there are several fictional, generically-named presidents that seem to have ruled for a very short time.

Debut: program

Bob Smith

Bob Smith is the nerdiest president, he has rusty headgear and seven-inch-thick glasses. He doesn't do anything, he just spends all day in the Oval Office checking out the Newgrounds portal. He was launched into space in a snowglobe by his bodyguards, because he saw an animation that said he would die in seven days. He thought he would be safe by drifting the universe so nobody could kill him. Nobody knows if he will ever be back.

His paintings reveal three other presidents: President James Johnson, President John Williams, and President Bill Jackson.

James Johnson

James Johnson was seen briefly in brain damage, where Icreature lit firecrackers around the head of a James Johnson statue to emulate "head explosions" mentioned in an email.

Jack-John Johnson-Jackson

In a complete 50-50 vote in the '05 election because of their same opinions, Jack Johnson and John Jackson were welded together at the hip so they could both be president at the same time. They suffered the same fate as Bob Smith, and they even collided in an easter egg in president.

Jack Johnson can also be seen in an easter egg in grapefruit overlord while Thatkidsam is chuckling about places named after their inhabitants. He really thinks the "Jack Johnson Memorial" is hilarious.