Thatkidsam.muffin/Fashionmore Henchman

These clerks for Fashionmore are very strange indeed. They have a soldier getup, but they like to give customers makeovers, like Thatkidsam. Cheerleader tried to date one, but his extremely squashed-together speech was too heavy for a speech balloon, and crushed her. One seems to be hunting Strong Bad after he ran out of the store. It was revealed in an easter egg of old timey that they act so much like henchmen because they were actually soldiers back in the '70s.

• Debut: wardrobe