Conshow/67

Summary

The Conshow gets its idiot back... and then some.

CAST: Conchris, Sirhcnoc, Reedsen Citizens, Some Guy, Some Other Guy, Chrionroar, Alpha-Fred-001

INTRO GAG: None

= Transcript

{Open to a black screen with the words "Last time on Conshow..."}

CONCHRIS: {v.o.} The last time on the Conshow...

{Cut to The Streets, Sirhcnoc is getting his face fried off by a shark's laser beam}

SIRHCNOC: AHHHHHHHHHH-

{Cut back to said black screen, the previous words replaced with "And now the Conshow..."}

CONCHRIS: {v.o.} And now... the Conshow...

{Intro}

{Cut to The Streets, Sirhcnoc is still screaming for his life}

MAN #1: Say you're sorry!

SIRHCNOC: AhhhhhhIwilldonosuchthinghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

MAN #2: Hey, man? Shouldn't we, you know, reprimand him and let him go? I mean, we've been doing this for, like, a few weeks no-

MAN #1: Shut up.

{Cut to the rooftops, Conchris is standing, looking over the crowd gathered}

CONCHRIS: They dare hurt our villain without our permission? How dare they! I'll stop this... with this grappling... {pulls out a pen} ...pen. {clicks the pen, shooting out a grappling hook towards the ground which lands with a clink. Conchris then prepares to jump} Hup!

{Conchris jumps off the building, and immediately falls to the ground with a loud thud}

CONCHRIS: {weakly} I should've planned that better...

MAN #1: Hey look! It's the Conchris!

CROWD: {murmuring} It's the Conches! Ohmigawd. Why did he do that? Who's Conchris?

{Conchris recovers, standing up}

CONCHRIS: Yes, it's me, and now... I'm here for something... {clicks the pen in Sirhcnoc's direction} This something.

{The grappling hook hooks Sirhcnoc and sends him flying in Conchris's direction}

CONCHRIS: Well, see ya. {runs off, Sirhcnoc flying after him}

SIRHCNOC: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

MAN #3: Ahm... okay...

{Crickets chirp}

MAN #1: Shut up.

'MORE TO BE WRITTEN SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE