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You are at the front door of the building. Chat with other Wiki-Con people!

The Game

{Alucard (Sephiroth) Comes in.}

ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH): Hello? Anyone here?

TORNADOMAN (VAN): Hi, Alucard!

CRASHMAN(RYAN): This is great! I mean, Anthro Wiki sucked, but this is so cool!

CENTAURMAN(PTER): But without the idea, you'd have never existed, Ryan.

AIRMAN(FANG): He's right.

TENGUMAN (CYRUS): Wow! I haven't had an appearence since SSBR!

PHOENIX (TAHU): OBJECTION! What about SSS?

GRIM REAPER (R2-X6): Beep Boop!

TENGUMAN (CYRUS): True...

ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH): You understand droid? (LIAME): Yo, Bluefox guy!

CRASHMAN (RYAN): That's Crashman to you, Ian! Or...is it Anthony?

{Dracula (Zorc) Comes in.}

DRACULA (ZORC): HELLO GUYS.

ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH): Zorc!.... I mean Dracula! Kinda... Where's your costume?

DRACULA (ZORC): I HAVE A CAPE.

ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH): Oh.

{Demyx's (Badstar) group walks in.}

SAIX (DEMYX): Hi everybody!

DRACULA (ZORC): HELLO. I AM ZORC. I MEAN DRACULA.

ROXAS (GILLIGAN): I don't wanna be Roxas! Roxas is stupid!

AXEL (GSM): Shut up, Gilligan! I mean Roxas!

DRACULA (ZORC): WHERE IS THIS ROXAS YOU SPEAK OF? I WILL DESTROY HIM.

ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH): Dracula, you've got some 'Splaining to do!

DRACULA (ZORC): UH OH.

{Laugh track.}

IAN FROM SMOSH (LIAME): I Love Lucy, good show, good show.

DRACULA (ZORC): WHO'S THIS LUCY? I WILL DESTROY HER!!!... OR CONVINCE UWE BOLL TO MAKE A KINGDOM HEARTS MOVIE!!!

FRED (CRICKET): Chirp, chirp cha chirp! {Dracula, it's an old TV show.}

DRACULA (ZORC): I KNOW YOU INSOLENT FOOL.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): {Walking on the ceiling} This is awesome! No wonder Xigbar always does it!

NUMA (GASPER 2): I want up there, but I'm fat, I can't go up.

DRACULA (ZORC): DON'T LAND ON MY DRAGON.

DEMYX (BADSTAR): Hey, you're Zorc from my favorite TV show, Zorc & Pals! Can I have your autograph?

DRACULA (ZORC): OKAY. {Puts a pen in his dragon, and the dragon writes his name on a photo, and gives it to Demyx.} HERE YOU GO.

KENPACHI (BELL):{walks up with Yachiru (Niblet) on his back} Hmm... Looks like I can find a few good challenges here. ...Wow. That vendor dressed as Kisuke Urahara was right. You DO act like the person you're dressed as.

YACHIRU (NIBLET): You said it!

GIN (BLING): Quiet, you.

KENPACHI: Hmm... Y'know what? I'm gonna go get a Kisuke costume instead, 'kay? {warps off, warps back as Kisuke} There. Niblet, get outta here.

YACHIRU: Right... {warps off}

{Kuro warps in dressed as Shirosaki}

SHIROSAKI (KURO): Hey.

KENPACHI: Ah. Good. We needed a fifth.

ICHIGO (TRACY): Ooh. Nice costume. We could use a Hollow Ichigo.

SHIROSAKI: CALL ME SHIROSAKI. THIS IS A FAN CONVENTION. USE MY CHARACTER'S FAN NAME.

ICHIGO: Eep.

RANGIKU (SARAH):{runs in, the rest of the group's jaws drop} Sorry I'm late, guys. It was hard to find a Rangiku costume that wasn't for fat women who thought they were pretty.

DRACULA (ZORC): HEY. YOU GOT IT LUCKY. I'M TOO BIG AND FAT FOR A COSTUME, SO I HAVE A CAPE. HOWEVER, MY DRAGON HAS A PROPER COSTUME. IT'S A DRAGON.

KISUKE (BELL): Say, Sarah, d'you think it's wise to be going as Rangiku even though there are perverted nerds everywhere?

RANGIKU: Wel, you can just beat them up, right?

KISUKE: Oh. Right.

DRACULA (ZORC): DON'T WORRY. I HAVE A WIFE AT HOME. MARIK.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): {Firing bullets out of his guns. Firing them everywhere.} WHEEE!!!

GIN: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, XIGBAR, STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!

DRACULA (ZORC): I'LL SMACK HIM. {Smacks Xigbar with the dragon head.}

AIRMAN (FANG): Wait...isn't that...KYUBII?!

KISUKE: Yeah, I think that's him.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): How does Airman know my name?

TENGUMAN (CYRUS): Wait, I know you too! Kyubii...isn't it? My memory's been fuzzy these days.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): Hmmm.. wait... Cyrus!? Wait.... {Looks at Centaurman (Pter). Gasp} YOU!!!

IAN (LIAME): Ahh, anthros. Good times, GOOD TIMES!

CENTAURMAN (PTER): That voice...KYUBII!?

XIGBAR (KYUBII): PTER!?

CRASHMAN (RYAN): COOKIES?!

XIGBAR (KYUBII): {In shock} I didn't expect to see you here, Pter...

CENTAURMAN (PTER): ...Me neither...

TENGUMAN (CYRUS): Oh, dammit. We've got two archenemies here and we didn't even know it.

{The speaker goes off, it sounds like the Drive-Thru Whale}

SPEAKER: ATTENTION, CONNERS. THE MARKETPLACE IS NOW OPEN FOR YOU TO PUT UP SHOP. SHAVE YOUR BROWN, PLEASE, IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): I had always planned to beat the crap out of you if I had ever met you again. But now, for some reason... I don't think I want to.

CENTAURMAN (PTER): I was thinking the same thing.

KISUKE: Great. I just lost my excuse to sell weapons at the shop I'll be setting up.

CRASHMAN (RYAN): Who be that?

TENGUMAN (CYRUS): That's Kyubii. Back in FCUSA, he used to be best friends with Kyubii. Years later, they got into a fight and split up, and Pter pretty much clung to Fang, and treated him as his best friend.

TORNADOMAN (VAN:) And now, instead of pummeling him, Kyubii seems like he's sorry for what he's done.

AIRMAN (FANG): I think Van's right.

DRACULA (ZORC): I DON'T CARE.

PLOK (ZIPPY): Hey, everyone!

{Pause.}

PLOK (ZIPPY): I'm Plok. The guy from the video game. Plok.

{Pause.}

PLOK (ZIPPY): So nobody's heard of Plok.

DRACULA (ZORC): I HAVE!

KISUKE: I've seen him before, but that was only from a webcomic where someone was using a Plok-based Megaman edit and calling himself Plokman.

PLOK (ZIPPY): Oh, good. For a second I thought I was alone here. To the 'con!

ROXAS (GILLIGAN): Seriously, can I please costumes!? I hate Roxas! In fact... I don't think organazation XIII that much...

DEMYX (BADSTAR): {Sigh} FINE... just dress as someone else from Kingdom Hearts 2!

ROXAS (GILLIGAN): Okay! {Walks away. Comes back dressed as Kairi.} Hows this?

{Everybody is staring at Gilligan weirdly.}

KAIRI (GILLIGAN): What? Haven't you all ever seen a catboy dressed as a girl before?

ICHIGO: No, that's not it. The problem is that all of us are wearing costumes that make us like the characters we're cosplaying as. I suggest you change your costume again before you become a catgirl, which will likely make some nerds kidnap you.

KAIRI (GILLIGAN): {Runs off. Comes back dressed as Sora.} Will this do?

ICHIGO: Yeah, that'll do.

AXEL (GSM): NO, THAT WILL NOT DO!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRESSED AS AN ORG MEMBER!!!! FAIL!!! YOU FAIL!!!!! FA-

SORA (GILLIGAN): {Pulls out keyblade and whacks Axel over the head with it.}

AXEL (GSM): ...Nevermind.... ow....

XIGBAR (KYUBII): {Jumps off of the ceiling.}

CENTAURMAN (PTER): Listen...I'm...sorry for the fight we got in.

DRACULA (ZORC): THAT WASN'T A FIGHT. THAT WAS A SCUFFLE!!! A REAL FIGHT ENDS WITH PAIN, TORTURE AND BLOODSHED!! JUST LIKE WHEN I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD. AND THEN I AM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD. THEN I WILL DESTROY THAT TOO!

KISUKE: Why destroy Disney World? It's too much fun! Destroy Eurodisney instead.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): Pter... I'm sorry too... and I was wondering if.... maybe... we could start over?

STUDIO AUDIENCE: Awwwwwww...

SORA (GILLIGAN): CRAP! THEY FOLLOWED ME HERE!!! ICHIGO, GET THE GUN!!!!

ICHIGO: Here! {tosses a machine gun to Sora}

CENTARMAN (PTER): You mean...be friends again?

XIGBAR (KYUBII): ...Yeah. If you don't want to, I understand... I was a jerk back then... and if you don't wanna be my best friend again... well, I guess I deserve it.

STUDIO AUDIENCE: Awww-

SORA (GILLIGAN): {Starts firing at the audience with the machine gun}

{Zorc's Dragon quickly proceeds to eat the audience.}

DRACULA (ZORC): FINE I WILL DESTROY EURODISNEY.

CENTAURMAN (PTER): I want you to be my best friend again...but that means I'll have two best friends, you and Airman over here.

AIRMAN (FANG): Yo.

XIGBAR (KYUBII): Thats okay. I have one question, though.

CENTAURMAN (PTER): What is it?

XIGBAR (KYUBII): Where the hell did that hair come from?

KISUKE: I suppose Dongrels grow blonde hair once they reach a certain age.

CENTAURMAN (PTER): Other way around. Pteradoneans grow hair of any color at a certain age.

KISUKE: But you just said you don't know how you got the hair!

CENTAURMAN (PTER): Gr...grah...

{Centaurman (Pter) jumps onto the WUW page and erases the line}

CENTAURMAN (PTER): THERE! I never said it.

DEMYX (BADSTAR): Wheres Saix?

AXEL (GSM): I think he went to the bathroom.

{Saix (Demyx) walks in. He's charred. He looks shocked. Eye twitches}

DEMYX (BADSTAR): Whoah... you look like you just witnessed a hellish crap...

SAIX (DEMYX): HORRIBLE IMAGES!!!!!!!

KISUKE: I knew I shouldn't have let that clone of mine buy that Hell Burrito.

{Darth Vader (Styx Fan) and his group}

DARTH VADER (STYX FAN:) Sorry were late, Eddie had to have that Burrito.

{Buinika (Sarette) enters, using her tentacles to open the door.}

BUINIKA (SARETTE): ABCDEFGHI!

SOLID SNAKE (RAIKU): Hi

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• Skits - Perform skits with your group or other people!
• Food Spot - Get something to eat!
• Arcade - Every gaming system awaits you!
• Restrooms - If you need to go, go!
• Concert Hall - Bands of your choice play here!
• Art Corner - Draw Wiki-Con pictures and put them here!
• Market - Put up shops here!