Wiki-Con/Skits

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Im a bell's Skit

{scene opens to Gin sitting next to Ichigo}

GIN: I didn't want to be a soul reaper, anyway. I wanted to be... {stands up, transforms into a Quincy} A QUINCY!

{background changes to Gin standing atop the Grand Fisher}

GIN: Leaping from hollow to hollow! The smell of fresh-cut masks! The fall of mighty hollows! {pulls Rangiku onscreen} With my best girlie by my side! We'd sing! SING! SING!!! {singing} I'M a Quincy and I'm okay! I sleep all night and I kill all day!

{Kisuke, Ichigo, and Shirosaki appear in the background dressed as Quincies}

THEM:{singing} He's a Quincy and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

GIN:{singing} I kill hollows, I eat my lunch! I go to the lavatory! On Tuesdays I go shopping, and eat buttered skulls for tea!

THEM:{singing} He kills hollows, he eats his lunch! He goes to the lavatory! On Tuesdays he goes shopping, and eats butters skulls for tea! He's a Quincy and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

GIN:{singing} I kill hollows, I skip and jump, I like to piss on owls! I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.

THEM:{singing} He kills hollows, he skips and jumps, he likes to piss on owls! He puts on women's clothing? And hang around in bars?! He's a Quincy and he's okay! He sleeps all night and he kills all day!

GIN:{singing} I kill hollows, I wear high heels, glasses, and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

{from "just" to "papa", the screen shows a picture of Uryu Ishida's father in a pink dress}

THEM:{singing} He kills hollows, he wears high heels, glasses, {stop singing} AND A BRA?!!! {mumbling angrily}

GIN:{singing, oblivious} ...just like his dear papa!

RANGIKU:{crying} Oh, Gin! I thought you were so rugged! {runs off}

END OF SKIT.

Zippy's Skit

{Plok (Zippy) gets up on stage.}

PLOK (ZIPPY): Hey, everyone! Time for my one-man show!

{Crickets chirp.}

PLOK (ZIPPY): Who... uh, who wants to hear a joke?

CRICKET: Get off the stage!

PLOK (ZIPPY): Hey, screw you, buddy! Ahem... so, I just flew in from Anytown, and what's the deal with airline food?

{Pause.}

PLOK (ZIPPY): Wait. I think I did that wrong. Okay, let's start over. Have you seen those Chunky bars? Yeah, that's what kids want with their candy. Fruit.

CRICKET: You suck!

PLOK (ZIPPY): Hey, shut up! I'm going to the food court.

{Zippy walks off the stage. A man walks to the microphone.}

JERRY SEINFELD: What's the deal with airline food?

CRICKET: Ahahaha! It's funnier because he's famous.

END OF LINE SKIT

Sephiroth's Skit

{ZORC AND PALS: GUEST STARRING SEPHIROTH!}

OPENING: "Who's that crazy kook destroying the world, it's Zork, It's ZORK AND PALS! This episode was filmed on stage in front of a dead audience!

{Scene opens to a living room. Bakura is sitting at the TV.}

ZORC (DRACULA): BAKURA! I'M HOME!!

BAKURA: ZORC! You missed dinner! It's 9 O'Clock! Dinner was at Seven!

ZORC (DRACULA): I WAS TOO BUSY DESTROYING THE WORLD!!!!

BAKURA: That's my Zorc! {Laughter}

ZORC (DRACULA): By the way, a friend is coming over.

BAKURA: What!? Zorc!!!!

{Sephiroth enters.}

SEPHIROTH (ALUCARD): Hello Everyone!

BAKURA: Hello...

ZORC (DRACULA): THIS IS SEPHIROTH.

SEPHIROTH (ALUCARD): I knew Zorc from College! He was my room mate!

BAKURA: Nice to meet you...

ZORC (DRACULA): WE USED TO DESTROY THE WORLD!!!

BAKURA: That makes everything fine then!

SEPHIROTH (ALUCARD): And we killed all the students, and our teachers, and BROUGHT THE DEATH OF BILLIONS AROUND THE WORLD!!!

ZORC (DRACULA): WHICH I DESTROYED!!

BAKURA: That's my Zorc!

END OF SKIT