Wiki-Con/Restrooms

Restrooms for boys and girls. PLEASE GO IN THE RIGHT ROOM.

Boys' Room Chat

DRACULA (ZORC): {From inside the stall.} IT HURTS TO PEE.

ALUCARD (SEPHIROTH): That's probably because you pee fire.

DRACULA (ZORC): Good point.

KISUKE (BELL): I suggest you two get out of here as soon as you can. I just ate a hellish burrito. I'm serious, it really was from Hell. It was on a tortilla made from the bread of a Broodwich, it had possessed refried beans, it was covered in unholy habanero sauce, and the meat was that of a demon's. Oh, did I also mention it was cooked over hellfire? {runs into an empty stall}

DRACULA (ZORC): RUN!!!

{They run off.}

SAIX (DEMYX): {Walks in. About to walk into a stall.}

{the stall bell is in rumbles. Cut to outside the restroom. The door flies open and fire shoots out of it. Kisuke walks out}

SAIX (DEMYX): {Walks out. Is charred. Eye twitch.} ......AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Indiana Jones (Eddie) Runs Into the Bathroom}

INDY (EDDIE): EVERYONE OUT! I ate a Atomic Burrito. No seriously, The Tortilla and Refried Beans were Radioactive. The Chili Verde was Atomic, The meat was from an Animal Tested Chicken. And it was Cooked over a Nuclear Power Plant. {runs into the stall Bell was in.}

{Darth Vader (Styx Fan) walks in}

DARTH VADER (STYX FAN): Hey, anyone in here wanna hear a Bathroom Joke?

{3 farts can be heard from Eddie's Stall}

DARTH VADER: Uh, Oh!

{Cut to outside Wiki-Con. A mushroom cloud appears from where the Bathrooms are. Indiana Jones and Styx Fan walk out.}

STYX FAN: {charred and in his boxers} I hope I don't have any weird side effects. {another Styx Fan devolps from his Belly Button.}

STYX FAN 2: Me neither!

STYX FAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!