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Latest revision as of 09:24, 11 August 2016
ILL BE FORMATTED LATERBefore
LIGHTNING GUY: Didn't even bother trying to separate the crap.
MR. CLOUD: There's lazy, and then there's lazy. It's a wonder how this guy gets out of bed in the morning.
NOXIGAR: Groggily.
I start, I'll annoucne 6 new characters that have been added to SSXMails.
MR. CLOUD: Does announcning hurt?
Depressio Coach Z Mr. Teatime Homestar of Light Gir Da_Burninator
If you have been chosen, but do not want to star, just tell me. If you do want to star, but was not chosen, I will try to fit you in.
LIGHTNING GUY: This won't go horribly wrong at all.
And now, the moment you've probably not waited for, SSXMail 20!
LIGHTNING GUY: Probably.
a>run_SSXMail20.exe
a>Dear Super Sonic X,
What does the 'X' stand for?
MR. CLOUD: In the United States, the X originallyNOXIGAR: No, you're juxt wrong.referred to a non-trademarked rating that indicated a film contained content that was not suitable for minors, such as extreme violence or explicit sex, and thus was for adults only.
LIGHTNING GUY: Examples include any film starring your mother.
Confused at your letter/roman numeral, Depressio
SSX looks to the right. All of a sudden, Depressio, Coach Z, Mr. Teatime, Homestar of Light,, Gir, and Da_Burninator appear.
SSX: Woah! I thought this was an uninhabitable wasteland!
MR. CLOUD: That perfectly explains how you're in it.
How did you guys get here?
HoL: Budget
LIGHTNING GUY: BUDGE IT
cuts!
SSX: Ok, whatever. Well, I guess you six are a part of SSXMails now.
MR. CLOUD: Actually, we just had to use the men's room.
LIGHTNING GUY: "I only have a lady's room." Cue awkward pause.
DB: Hey, can I still be, uh, cool in here?
SSX: Did you say...I'm not cool?
MR. CLOUD: Are you saying you are?
DB: Not really. I mean, it's real crowded in here. It doesn't really seem like I have room to show off, and make really cool poses.
LIGHTNING GUY:
NOXIGAR: It's generally a good thing that sites like those have dead images.
SSX: Well, there's still the empty room, by which I mean, the garage.
DB runs outside, and puts a huge sign on the garage reading "DB's room".
MR. CLOUD: I hope you enjoy getting run over every morning.
HoL: Hey, was that a huge, walkning,
LIGHTNING GUY: Is that like announcning?
stack of brownies, or a huge bendi straw?
Teatime: That was a dragon, you idiot!
MR. CLOUD: Hey, we do the insult throwing around here! Who does he think he is?
HoL: I know, can you be-
Teatime: WILL YOU JUST STOP TALKING?
MR. CLOUD: {takes off his earrings} Oh, now it's on!
HoL: What? I just said 2 lines.
Depressio jabs HoL in the stomach.
LIGHTNING GUY: Yawn.
Teatime: ......
MR. CLOUD: Choking or something?
Thanks.
SSX walks up to the computer, to se Gir downloading episodes of Invader ZIM.
LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, right. Because he's a character. On the show.
SSX: What are you doing?
Gir: It's a late christmas present. 10 ZIM episodes! YAY!
LIGHTNING GUY: This sounds so much like Gir.NOXIGAR: That's because Gir has no personality whatsoever.
SSX: Hey, this doesn't look like my computer!
SSX finds his computer in the trash.
MR. CLOUD: Right where it belongs.
Gir:....That's the other present!
LIGHTNING GUY: He didn't want it either.
SSX walks down to the garage to see how DB is doing.
D_B is making cardboard figures of himself in various poses.
SSX: What are you doing?
MR. CLOUD: Making cardboard figures of himself in various poses, maybe?
DB: I'm saving my cool poses and recreating them.
DB's cardboard poses are drawn in horribly.
SSX: So, that's what happens when you take him away from Protoshop.
LIGHTNING GUY: Protoshop? Sounds like one of those weird hairstyling packages.
Well, I should probably answer the email now.
SSX and DB return to the Computer Room.
SSX: Ok, Depressio. The X in my name stands for Xtremgrolngrahlemgrohsngroomerlanscgranpsxcreandoborinchughelasnograshpornaglenmorbonohjkanghelnmorkchsacerdertryinuhgreanfdoanfraeangroanglopersnoopcanholber.
MR. CLOUD: Simple enough.
Or ten. Also, I have a word of advice. NEVER REPEAT THAT WORD AGAIN, EVER! Well, that's pretty much it. But, I'm not goona be lazy and end it right here.
Gir: Why not?
LIGHTNING GUY: Because he hates us all.
SSX: Because I'm ending it here.
The paper comes down.
