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Summary
In this goofy episode, the ring decide's it's time to have a "meeting" with the rivals at Space Poland!
NAMINE: So there is a Space Poland!
LEX: Yeah... how about that...?
NAMINE: I have more in common with you than with Nox, especially when I get into character proper.
NAMINE: I'd ask why you were in favour of Noxigar & Vanilla Ice as a couple, but... I can only assume Dan bribed you to exclude me from Ben & Alex's United States Adventure?
LEX: Oh, fuck. Fuck.
NAMINE: I only just learned Space Jose actually exists.
LEX: Look, Namine. It's nothin' personal, I... I...
NAMINE: ...am at a loss for words?
LEX: Yeah. Also, you're unnerving me.
{Short pause.}
NAMINE: My apologies. I've been on edge lately, after reading Ben & Alex. Noxigar gets a good laugh at it, and compares it to Bell Quest in its superb quality. I'm not as fond of that as him, though.
LEX: Maybe I can try to win you over by rewriting Ben & Alex in such a fashion that you'll begrudgingly like it?
NAMINE: Your "Katawa Hearts" tactic might not be as potent on me as it would be on Noxigar.
LEX: Of course you'd know about my plans.
NAMINE: My recognizing the name "Scotty Touchdown" wasn't a giveaway? LEX: No, I kind of just thought Noxigar put a part of his heart in you and assumed he took control for a few seconds.
{Short pause, again.}
