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Basic Info

Remolay is the fourth and newest of the Wikihood housemates. Remolay found the ad for housing in a stray newspaper, but took his sweet-ass time getting there, as he didn't arise on the scene until Episode 3. He has had many jobs, but has an incredible knack for sucking at most of them, and resorts to job-hopping and "entrepreneurial" pursuits. When he emerged looking for a home, the only person who could come to the door was Noxigar, who mistook him - being an actual drow elf - for one of santa's elves, and is under perpetual presumption that he actually is one of them, despite constant facts disproving this theory.

Episode in and episode out, Remolay seems to be at the end of the totem pole of characters, but evidently is the most normal of them all - despite being a magically-endowed elf, he takes most of the events of the series with a grain of salt.

Remolay's prowess with business appears unparalleled, as he is even able to hold his own on the black market. The origin of such skills is unknown, but probably stems from the history of his people, as Drow are notorious merchants - even if their biggest import and export is slaves.

Descriptive Information

• Full Name: Remolay Da'Aylf
• Gender: Male
• Age: Fresh out of the flock (2Q)
• Height: 5 Feet, 7 Inches
• Weight: The least of all of us
• Eyes: Red
• Skin Color: Purplish pallor
• Hair Color: Silver, Dyed Crimson

Remolay's History of Job-Hops

• Some sort of door-to-door salesman.
• Smithy, Miller, Jailer, Laundryman, Hunter, Janitor.
• Fast-food serviceman, Dock worker.
• Concession stand worker.
• Cashier at Go Cluck Yourself Chicken.
• Candy Striper.