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Chrimbo Stuff

Here's a Chumbawamba album I found in my garage... And a "I'm an assistant. You got a problem with that" poster I made for no reason. -pmelondemon43y 01:41, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Really? That's an oddly coincidental poster. The CD looks nice, too. Thanks! -- Assistant

HOHOHO!!! HAVE A WII!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS -- Santastar

It's not even Christmas yet... I still appreciate it, though! -- Assistant

Also, here's a Black Mesa poster I found for you. -pmelondemon43y 01:52, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

A Black what now? -- Assistant

A Black Mesa poster. Don't you remember? Gordan Freeman works there! Dude, he's famous! -pmelondemon43y 02:02, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Oh. I think I heard about him on the news. -- Assistant

Here, have a copy of Brawl to go with your Wii. belstrnnmmvnmn 04:03, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm giving you a banned YouTube account. It's how much I care. <3 123.211.254.225 04:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Uh...

Hey... do I know you? -- KCtheKid00908

Uh... do you? -- Assistant

Don't you live next door to me? -- KCtheKid00908

I don't think so... why? -- Assistant

I swear, you sound so familiar... would you happen to know someone called Skullbuggy? -- KCtheKid--00908

Yeah, I do. Why, do you? -- Assistant

Assistant? Is that you? -- KCtheKid00908

... Casey? -- Assistant

Aha! I knew it was you! I didn't know you had a blog! -- KCtheKid00908

Well... I do! -- Assistant

I never knew you felt this way... I just assumed you were some mindless henchman or something! -- KCtheKid00908

I have feelings, you know... but yeah. I didn't know you used the internet! -- Assistant

Are you kidding? I need to check up on all my favorite websites! ... Say, it'd probably just be easier to talk to you in person. -- KCtheKid00908

Yeah... I'll see you outside in a bit. -- Assistant

You too! *smooch* -- KCtheKid00908

Is Casey cheating on Jerry? Find out next time on... TALK:ASSISTANT'S BLOG! -- Announcer

A prank

Okay, so this one time, I put a burning match in my friend Badstar's hat! So when he put it on, his head caught on fire! -- Awesometails9

Nice! I should try that some time... -- Assistant

Then after that, he ran out the window screaming! AND HE WAS ON THE 3RD FLOOR!!! IT WAS HILLARIOUS! -- AwesomeTails9

One time, I played a prank on myself. I put Tron Guy on Tay Zonday who was sitting on a chair. I tied the chair to two ropes and suspended the chair with Tron Guy and Tay. I gave it a few pushes to see if it was tight. I taped the ropes and the chair to the ceiling. I then dropped a dollar. Two days later, I forgot about the prank and picked up my dollar which was tied to the tape. So I removed it by pulling it and got beaten by Tay Zonday, Tron Guy, and a chair. -pmelondemon43y 21:09, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

You know those guys? -- Assistant

Nope, I just gave them 60g a second to come to my house and help me pull the prank. -pmelondemon43y 21:23, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Huh. I guess being an internet star does that to you. -- Assistant

I still feel the pain of the smashing. I even got Tron Guy's butt in my face. -pmelondemon43y 21:31, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Ewww. -- Assistant

Also, tell Number Two I'm going to assassinate him B) -pmelondemon43y 21:35, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Alright, I guess. If you can do that over the internet. -- Assistant

I'm not even sure he's telling the truth. But if that's bad, once I put ant eggs into salad dressing for a restaurant I was working at. After a while, I heard screams, and I got fired. It was funny as hell though. LexonSeph0

It's fun to mix hair remover into shampoo. Squid jr.

DAN

dan is it you it's elyssa i really have to talk - ezelly41692

... Dan doesn't live here. Sorry. -- Assistant

omg is this robbie robbie get off of dan's accounr i really need to talk - ezelly41692

Okay, this definatly isn't the "Assistant's Blog" chat zone. Avi_fan

gtfo scott i need to talk to dan - ezelly41692

this is dan what up -- 2damax

dan i went all the way with max im so sorry - ezelly41692

dammit elyssa wtf am i not good enough or something >:( you ssssslag -- 2damax

dan it was at spring break and you werent there and i was alone and max was there and i really really shouldnt have done it and dan im crying right now dan - ezelly41692

>:( i dont care anymore elyssa i just dont care -- 2damax

Are you about done, Master? -- Assistant

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omg ROB IS THAT YOU ROB rob don't tell dan pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease - ezelly41692

no baby i am dan -- 2damax

Fine, I'll let you live your little life, why not. -- Assistant

AT LEAST I HAVE REAL FRIENDS ONLINE

elyssa dont worry baby were still cool -- 2damax

Tron Suits

hey some guy was talking about tron do you have any tron suits i need some for special time with my lady --Dinoshaur gaycm 23:02, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

Ask that creep Lemon. -- Assistant

Yeah, he has like, nine kids or something. -- CaptainBellstrom

Yes I have Jeremy, Alice, Finger, Dancer, Koolio, Professor Professor, Mister, Bucky, and Woman. -pmelondemon43y 00:16, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

Kitties

I have three kitties at home. -SI_Guy12

Oh, and does his look like this: -SI_Guy12

Kitty did look a little bit like that, only smaller. Smaller ears, too. -- Assistant

Well, Oreo here is cuter. -SI_Guy12

And you've never seen Kitty, have you? He's only the cutest little kitty ever! ... Sorry, he's just real cute. -- Assistant

Hey, I have some kittens, free to good home. Want one? — ChwokaTalk

Has Kitty been nutered? FloppyDongHersh

Nah, Kitty's not neutered. And I don't need a new kitty--Kitty stops by every so often, and that's good enough for me. -- Assistant

Number Two

How comes he hasn't just made he own account instead of using yours? Also, was he ever teased with immature jokes? LexonSeph0

Mmf. Number Two doesn't know how to make an account, and every time I try to tell him how he just brushes me off. No, I don't think he's been teased. -- Assistant

Hey

I would like to recruit you to defeat Number 2. I know that you know all of his information. You would be a huge asset. What do you say? - Raiku

No thanks. I do find him annoying, but he's got me well-pais. -- Assistant

I could give you double. Brerose 23:59, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Nah, it's alright. ... I'd rather not murder in cold blood. Or oil. Or whatever he's got going through that little robot body of his. -- Assistant

Assistant...

I was wondering. Are you a satanist? Your name explains it. -- LD453

Nope. Proud atheist. -- Assistant

explains working for a godless killing machine jk you know how i roll assistant - Chwoka

Yeah, I know, man. -- Assistant

Coldplay?

Who likes coldplay!? -SI_Guy12

I do. Jerkfoot. -- Assistant

Srsly, Linkin Park is better. -SI_Guy12

Alright, let me step in for a sec. Linkin Park is not, was not, nor will ever be anything more than a bunch of whiny kids with a guitar, a microphone, and some drums. >:[ - SKUB ?

Woah, man. Chill out. -- Assistant

All coldplay has is violins. Other than that, difference? SI_Guy12

Last I checked, Coldplay had talent. I don't even like Coldplay that much! - SKUB ?

Alright, break it up. I don't want any fights. -- Assistant

Assistant, you need to listen to What I've done or something. SI_Guy12

Yeah, maybe I should. -- Assistant

Okay, that's it! I don't mind the Coldplay and Linkin Park hate, but hating on Violins, No Way! I own one myself thank you very much! LexonSeph0

IF YOU WERE ALL MEN YOUD LISTEN TO BENNY LAVA Benny_Lava

YAKKITY SAX TRUMPS ALL - Chwoka

ALL HAIL FRANK ZAPPA -- CaptainBellstrom

Ooh Yes. I Heard his cover of "I am the Walrus", and I was stunned by its greatness. LexonSeph0

Mario music

@Number Two: I believe you are thinking of the Super Mario Bros. Overworld Theme. -- CaptainBellstrom

I just call it the Super Mario Song. -- 2damax

Ah. -- CaptainBellstrom

RULER

Whenever I'm building anything, I find it's nice to have that factory-type song. You know the one - doo doo doo doo Doo Doo doo doo, then it goes dah DAH DAH, dadadadadah dah...dah dadah dah dah Dah dah, dah da dah, dadadadahg, dah dah dadadadah DAH dah? - Chwoka

I have that song on my iPod :O -pmelondemon43y 18:51, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

What is it called? - Chwoka

Working Song. - EvilCitrusFruit

Oh, I heard that one I think. It's that song with the music and the notes and the chorus and the bridge I think. -- 2damax

It's an instrumental. -Chwoka

Oh right that one -- 2damax

Xbox

HIGH-FIVE! -SI_Guy12

I never got an XBox... but still! *high fives* -- 2damax

Number Two

This should be YOUR blog, Number Two. Change the password and don't tell it to Assistant. - Demon Child

George

Hey, Assistant-Number Two. You haven't been here in a while, but, who's your favorite George? There's George Clooney, George Lopez, George Bush, George W. Bush... But who's you two's favorite George? -pmelondemon43y 04:12, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

i like george jetson -- 2damax

ATTENTION ALL

Number 2 sucks and quite frankly smells like poo - TheHomestrongestGuyinTheWorld

Hey Skullbuggy (Real Question)

Could you make me a happy emote, and mad emote, and a sad emote of Raiku? Brerose 00:02, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

I need a pic, first. - SKUB ? 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

-pmelondemon43y 00:03, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Wat do you say? Brerose 00:15, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

- SKUB ? 01:00, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

hey while you're just handing out free blog emoticons will you make me a series of emoticons of clyde, the orange ghost from pacman you will be a fine friend of mine IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D DO IT lol jk i don't need them THENOID 20:02, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

too bad i did them anyway - SKUB ? 20:22, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

make ones of lemon but model them after real lemons -pmelondemon43y 20:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

MB emotes plz kthnxbai belstrnnmmvnmn 20:32, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

GUYS YOU ARE NOT BEING COURTEOUS AND ASKING WHILST PRETENDING NOT TO BE ASKING THENOID 20:35, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm really tempted to make a blog my own, but I am afraid to. Lex 19:53, 23 December 2008 (UTC)