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Latest revision as of 03:03, 24 December 2012
Aruseus receives a head-exploding email.
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Foxx, Kooky, Strong Bad, The Cheat
Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Badia
NAMINE: I'm excited to see how Aruseus uses his uniqueness to bring mythos to Strong Badia!
Computer: Intell 600
Date: Febuary 5th, 2007
Transcript
ARUSEUS: It is a sad, sad day for email checkers worldwide, one of them has lost his computer. But now, that email checker RETURNS!
NAMINE: This opener could've been scrapped, honestly. Maybe a "Hey, thought this was over? Too bad, Zippy, because I got a new computer courtesy of Tom paying for it at Best Buy!"
{Aruseus places the Intell 600, a blue-colored Lappy on the desk}
ARUSEUS: It's the Intell 600!
NAMINE: Intell 600... so like a Pentium but more futuristic? Okay. I can totally buy that.
Let's see if it can check emails. {types run_arumail.exe}
subject: shoeDear Aruseus,
- Derp
Why is a shoe?
NAMINE: Uh, was Reddit around in 2007, or was South Park just so immensely popular that "Derp" was more commonly used?
ARUSEUS: {typing} Aren't you gonna finish that, Derpula? If you don't want to, I will. {clears screen}
ARUSEUS: {typing} Why is a shoe...blue? Why is a shoe a foot item? I got it! Why is a shoe a shoe! {leaves}
NAMINE: {typing} Why was that last question not a question at all?
{Cut to the Field, Foxx is there with Kooky, Aruseus walks in}
KOOKY: Aw, great. It's you.
ARUSEUS: Why is a shoe a shoe?
FOXX: Is that a trick question?
ARUSEUS: No.
FOXX: Oh. Umm...a shoe is a shoe because...because...AHH! {head explodes}
ARUSEUS: Holy carp!
NAMINE: KARP KARP MAGIKARP
KOOKY: Whoa.
{Aruseus walks off, Cut to Strongbadia}
STRONG BAD: Hey there, shag rug!
{Namine vomits.}
NAMINE: Sometimes I wish Noxigar didn't know so much about British slang...
ARUSEUS: Ignoring that. The Cheat, why is a shoe a shoe?
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}
ARUSEUS: No it is not a trick question.
THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises, head explodes}
STRONG BAD: HEY! Only I can torture The Cheat!
ARUSEUS: Uh...that happened someone else.
STRONG BAD: Who?
ARUSEUS: Foxx.
STRONG BAD: Oh. That's alright. That red pest has been invading Strongbadia too long!
NAMINE: Exactly... how hard is it to invade Strongbadia?
ARUSEUS: Riiight. {walks off}
{Cut back to Intell}
ARUSEUS: {typing} So that's why a shoe is a shoe, Derpie Dan. It's a shoe because-
{Aruseus' head explodes and he falls off the chair. The Paper comes down}
NAMINE: Was 2007 the year of head explosions? I forget, to be honest.
Easter Eggs
- Click on Aruseus when he says "holy carp" to see a carp with wings and a halo.
Fun Facts
- Yet again, another instance of carp/crap.
NAMINE: KARP KARP MAGIKARP
