YA MOTHA NEVA LOVED YOU

FATHER:

LOOK AT YOU

YA MOTHA TOLD YOU TO EAT YOUR GREEN BEANS

YA DIDN'T EAT YA GREEN BEANS

NOW LOOK AT YA

FATHER:

I REMEMBER THE IRISH POTATO FAMINE

AND I WAS BORN IN NEW YORK IN THE '60'S

FAT WOMAN:

YA MOTHA NEVA LOVED YOU

MOTHER:

I'M TAKING THE CHILDREN

AND YA CAR

AND I'M DRIVING IT OFF A CLIFF

FATHER:

THIS IS BECAUSE I WON'T LET YOU BUY THAT HAT ISN'T IT

MOTHER:

I STILL DON'T WANT YOU EATING STEAK ON TUESDAYS

FATHER:

IT'S MY LIFE HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN SAVED BY THE BELL

MOTHER:

I'M TAKING YA GIRLFRIEND AND FORCE-FEEDING HER RAT POISON

FATHER:

I'M SHOOTING WET T-SHIRTS OUT OF A CANNON NEXT WEEK

MOTHER:

YA KNOW THAT'S ILLEGAL

FAT WOMAN:

THE FATHER'S AN IDIOT

FATHER:

I WANT MY SON TO GET A QUALITY EDUCATION

MOTHER:

AND I DON'T WANT TO EAT OUT OF A DUMPSTER

FAT WOMAN:

Men. {sigh}

respond

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Umm.... {Clap Clap Clap..} Lex 23:24, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

...I-Uhh-Wh-Hmm-Eh-FFFFFFFF- belstrnnmmvnmn 23:30, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

...You deserve a certifiward! -- Badstar

That sounds like a disease. belstrnnmmvnmn 23:33, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

Do you guys actually understand why I posted this? They call me Big T BLOOD 23:37, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

I have three guesses: 1. Lyrics to some Zappa song? 2. You're leaving. 3. This just happened to you. O_O belstrnnmmvnmn 23:39, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

You've gone insane? Lex 23:40, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

No...They call me Big T BLOOD 23:43, 22 December 2008 (UTC)

It references Saved by the Bell, so you must have. 01:28, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

Nope. They call me Big T BLOOD 01:46, 23 December 2008 (UTC)