Wild Mass Guessing/Aruseus Emails

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Tom is a pyrokinetic because...

...His agent couldn't afford him being main, but Aruseus cut the budget to make him cameo.
...His body separation or whatever the hell you call it is Aruseus' fault and he's been sued by Husk in order to get some cameos.

...as a zombie.
...in an episode where Arusues plays Contra and forgets to type the Konami code.

THE BUTLER DID IT Luc ian Sum mers 02:21, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Inner Aruseus. ...Ah, you don't remember him, do you? He was one of those failed characters by RB back on the HRFWiki. belstrnnmmvnmn 03:29, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
...my next point being that Aruseus was murdered by Husk.
It was Mr. Mustard, in the ballroom, with the lead pipe.--Kirbychu 03:54, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Zorax, after the mayonaise stuffed cake incident. Mis s P each

Cut Man heard of how Metal Man dut off Tex's lower half. He got jealous because he cut someone in half, and out of pure envy, Cutman decided to slice the next person he saw in half. Unfourtanetly, that person was Husk.
- ...And the reason his top half floats above the bottom one is because the same technology used in Fang and Zarel was used in Husk, but it's malfunctioning.
...he body slammed a butcher knife.

...win. Luc ian Sum mers

13:43, 17 December 2008 (UTC)

...he is actually two separate beings, whose minds are linked together.
...his mother was Pter and his dad was Tex.
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! belstrnnmmvnmn 03:29, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Aruseus accidentally chopped him in half somehow, thus harboring a grudge which leads into my next point...

==Once <insert murderer's name here> is proven guilty...==