(even if you aren't vegan)
Wikimon/Field
Big field. You can see and battle new pokemon here.
USE YOUR POKEDEX ON POKEMON YOU DON'T HAVE/HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.
Pokemon Found Here
- Usually any Pokemon except the legendaries and Well.
Chat
RYAN: Wow, look at the view. Isn't it beautiful, Ruko?
RUKO: Riolu!
DRAPION: Drapion!{attacks Riolu}
LEE: {returns Drapion} Return. You need to learn to stop attacking others. Oh hi. My name's Lee. I'm the Pokemon League Champion.
RYAN: Hi. Why'd your Drapion hurt my Riolu?
LEE: I'm looking for my Riolu. Have you seen it?
RYAN: D...did I...Is this your Riolu?
LEE: Let me see.{puts hands in front of it, then moves fast, Riolu only flinches} No, when I do that to my Riolu it goes berserk.
{Joseph walks right inbetween the two to go catch Haseo.}
JOSEPH: Hey, Ryan.
{Joseph Throws the Armadillie at Haseo.}
HASEO: What was that for?
JOSEPH: I'm gonna catch you so I can raise you and power you up. Like in .Hack//G.U. AND in Pokemon!
HASEO: If you wanted me to help, you could've just nudged me awake!
JOESPH: But then I can't get a doll of you!
{Joseph hits Haseo with the pokeball, and he turns into a chibi doll version of Haseo.}
HASEO: What? Why am I adorable?
JOSEPH: Because you're a pokemon now!
HASEO: Dangit. Well, what do I do?
{Joseph places Armadillie in front of Haseo.}
JOSEPH: Beat that!
{Haseo pulls out 2 daggers and slashed Armadillie. He dies.}
HASEO: This cute form gives me power over all animals!
{Ruko walks up to Haseo}
RUKO: Lu?
RYAN: {in a Luigi outfit} No! It's dangerous in there!
HASEO: Do I have to PK you?
{Ryan runs in normal clothing and picks up Ruko}
RYAN: He came to your...thing...and thought it was a toy. Sorry. I'm gonna play some more with lil' Ruko over here.
HASEO: Taste my bony-daggered fury!
{Haseo attempts to hit Ruko, but trips.}
HASEO: Ow!
RYAN: Hey, do you know where I can a mart that sells toys? I want Ruko to get used to me before I start to train him.
HASEO: I can trade you for some of my daggers if you want. My first pair were wooden.
RYAN: No thanks. We're not ready to play Jack Sparrow yet.
LEE: Ummm, I can just catch another Riolu and not show my pokemon. I guess you guys are busy anyway.{starts going away}
SUPERDUDE:{Walks to the field with sarge next to him}Alright, Sarge.Keep an eye out for wild pokemon!
SARGE:Camochop!
FATER: Fater. Fater.
BLING:{wanders in} Hmm... Lessee what Pokemon I want...
SHI: I'd suggest a Bidoof.
BLING: Oh? Hmm... {gets out Pokedex(apparently stylized by Bling to look golden}
POKEDEX:{demonic voice} Bidoof, the Gnawing Pokemon. Bidoof are rivals of the Shiceus.
BLING: I think not, Shi.
SHI: Oh. Right. Er... What about a Pachirisu, then?
POKEDEX: Pachirisu. The Electric Squirrel Pokemon. The Pachirisu is believed to be a relative of the Shiceus.
BLING: Er... Might as well.
SHI: Name him Huin.
BLING: ...Why "Doom"?
SHI: Hey, you named ME "Death"!
BLING: Ah.
FATER: {uses punch on Shi} Fater, Fater!
BLING: Grr... SHI! USE BITE!
SHI: Right! {uses bite on Fater}
FATER: Fa- {uses iron tail on Shi} ter!
BLING: SHI! USE HYPNOSIS!
SHI: Right! {uses Hypnosis on Fater}
BLING: Now! While Fater is still helpless! Use Bite again, and throw him at that tree!
SHI: Got it! {uses bite on Fater and swings him into a nearby tree}
{OOC: If you say that Shiceus can't use Hypnosis and Bite at first, I disagree. Drowzee is a Basic Psychic-type Pokemon. He has Pound and Hypnosis as base attacks.}
DUOSLICE: {uses mega slice on Shi, knocking it out} Duo.
BLING: ... {picks up Shi} Ouch. {grabs a Pokeball} Well, it looks like Fater's already knocked out as well. Go, Pokeball! {throws a Pokeball at Fater} Now, I'll wait to see if it gets caught. Er, wait a second... {grabs the Duoslice} You! One; How long have you been standing there? Two; If you don't mind, Shi was battling someone, and you have no business for knocking him out. Now give me one good reason why I shouldn't crush your skull. {feeds the Duoslice some Babelfish sushi}
{OOC: Duoslice was protecting it's son from getting hurt,like a bear and her cub. And the Duoslice was hiding in the water nearby.}
DUOSLICE: {panting}Duo. Duo. Duo.
BLING: OH. Oh, sorry. {grabs thrown Pokeball, releases Fater} Sorry about that. I didn't realize that was your son. ... Er... {throws Shi against the same tree} WAKE UP.
SHI:{gains consciousness} Ow. What-What happened?
BLING: Well, that Duoslice knocked you out, because that Fater was her son. You should have a headache because I threw you at a tree to wake you up.
SHI: Oh. So, what now? I'd suggest making some money. Maybe by selling some of that Pokefood in your backpack.
BLING: Um... How do you know that's in there?
SHI: I ate some of it while you weren't looking.
BLING: Whatever... {picks up Shi, walks off}
DUOSLICE: Duoslice! {runs after them with Fater. Takes pokeball and has it catch Fater}Duo.{vanishes}
BLING: ...W-Wow. {releases Fater} Fater! Try this! {throws some Babelfish sushi at Fater}
FATER:{eats sushi, reacts happily} Mmm! That's good!
BLING: Excellent. You can speak English now. Now, listen. You can name yourself, okay? But is has to be depressing and Japanese, like my other two Pokemon, Shi (Death), and Huin (Doom). {OOC: Bling has millions of clones stationed at millions of places. One recently caught a Pachirisu}
FATER: Hmm... Unmei?
BLING: "Fate"? Hmm. Okay.
YURI: Okay Soviet Dragon, I'm gonna do research on you. While I do that, you can go play with the other Pokemon.
SOVIET: Gymi! {salutes}
{Yuri takes out his Pokedex. The Pokedex is red with a golden Hammer & Sickle Icon on the back}
POKEDEX: {In Russian Accent} Gymi, The Fire Pokemon, is capable of amazing Fire Powers. A standard Fire attack from it could burn down 2 miles of Forest. They're usally found in volcanos, coal mines, deserts, and Pittsburgh.
YURI: That's no suprise.
POKEDEX: If a single drop of water touches a Gymi it will be knocked out for a full day. Gymis usually befriend other Gymis, Gyromites, Gyros, Wells, Charmanders, and Riolus. A Gymi usually evolves when thet're put in Lava, Fire, or Molten Iron for an hour.
{Homestar Runner arrives with a Squirtle}
HOMESTAR: We need anothew Pokemon. Most people use 6.
{A Murkrow arrives}
MURKROW: Squak!
HOMESTAR: Okay Bubs, use Watew Gun!
{Squirtle uses Water Gun on Murkrow}
HOMESTAR: Now to catch it.
{Homestar takes out a Pokeball and throws it at Murkrow. It rolls around constantly until a "click" is heard}
YURI: What are you doing here?
LEE: Who is that?
HOMESTAR: I'm Homestaw Wunnew. I'm new to this wegion.
YURI: Well, here's a gift for being new here {hands Homestar a Well} My Well, Peter Spawned 500,000,000 Babies. So I'm trying to get rid of 'em!
RIVAL: Go Roller! [takes out Roller} Roller let's start training! Use roll out on that tree!{Roller starts using roll out}
{later}
RIVAL: Okay Roller, let's go find an electric type or a grass type!{leaves}
STRONG RAD: Okay, Shadoforce, use your Tackle attack on that tree! {points to a tree}
{Shadoforce uses the Tackle attack on the tree as a Seedot falls from a tree.}
STRONG RAD: Get ready for your first battle, Shadoforce!
SHADOFORCE: Shad!
{After the battle...}'
STRONG RAD: We won our first battle!
SHADOFORCE: Shad! Force!
{Rick sees an excel. He uses his pokedex.}
POKEDEX: Excel, the iron wing pokemon. Although some may refer to it as a baby Skarmory, it is in fact a different pokemon. Like a Skarmory however, they do travel alone.
RICK: Go, Otto! {Rick sends out Otto, Otto uses bite.}
