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Wikihood/arc/13
Summary
As the War starts to tense even more, more people join the fray.
Transcript
{Cut back to the end of Episode 12. It continues, with the Armies fighting even more.}
SEPHIROTH: AGRHH!!!! {Fights off even more Wraiths and Ground People.} We're getting outnumbered!
{Lavos flies in, along with an army of thousands, each being different colors}
LAVOS: BACKUP HAS COME!!!
SEPHIROTH: YES!!
{OCC:Can another army join the battle?}
{OOC:I guess so, but keep it you know, Understandable. Don't make them come from nowhere, give them a little reason.}
{Cut to the SUN room of awesome}
SUPERDUDE: Userunknown, we have a report that a battle is going on. Should we help them?
USERUNKNOWN: Yeah, but after the battle we'll just backstab them.
{Cut back to the battle}
SEPHIROTH: POW! Right in the Kisser! {Zoom out, to reveal that Sephiroth punched the head of a Wraith.} RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!! {Kicks a Nearby Wraith.} Lucy, you have some 'splaining to do! {Cuts the head off Several Wraithes.}
{A SUN dropship flys over head}
LAVOS: MORE PEOPLE!!
SEPHIROTH: YES!!!
DROPSHIP PILOT:This is drop ship 9.Troops, prepare to para drop onto the feild.
{SUN troops parachute onto the feild}
SUN TROOPER:Who are we fighting!
USERUNKNOWN:Anybody we want to!{Shoots at Lavos}
LAVOS: ENEMIES!! ARMIES!! ATTACK!!!! {Points to the SUN people.}
USERUNKNOWN:Drop ships, this is green leader.BRING IN THE TANKS!
{SUN tanks drop from above and start shooting people}
SUPERDUDE:I love tanks!{Shoots his blaster at one of Lavoses soilders}One, two, three, four...
{The Barrier containing the Wraithes Breaks, and the Wraithes come, and attack the Sun Tanks.}
SEPHIROTH: HEY! YOU SUN PEOPLE! WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE IN THIS WAR!! BESIDES, IF YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT, AIM AT THE WRAITHES, OR THE GROUND PEOPLE! NOT US!!
USERUNKNOWN:PURPOSE?!?!PURPOSE?!?!?WE DON'T NEED A PURPOSE TO DESTROY ARMIES!WE ARE SUN!{Shoots 9999 of of Sephiroth soilders then blows the barrier.None of the tanks or their crews have been harmed}Tanks, aim for the people who built the barrier{The tanks attack Lavoses army.Most of Lavoses soilders have been shoot with lasers}
{Lavos's Army Raise their shields, deflecting the lasers right back at Userunknown's Army. As the SUN army is distracted by Lavos, Wraithes come up from behind, and start destroying the SUN People.}
LAVOS: BEHIND YOU!!
{Lasers come out of the wraithes.The SUN troops are unharmed}
SUPERDUDE:That's it!Tanks, run them over!{The SUN tanks run LAVOSES army over.OCC:Sheilds don't deflect lasers!}
{Lavo's army are unharmed by the force.}
LAVOS: YOU THINK WE CAN'T SURVIVE THAT YOU MORON!! FOCUS ON THE BAD PEOPLE!! {The Army pushes the Tanks back. OOC: It depends what kind of Shields. :P} {The Wraithes fly in front of the sun tanks, and start eating the metal off.}
WRAITH LEADER: WE WILL BE THE ONLY WINNERS!!
{The Wraiths find Mr.T and Chuck Norris in the tanks}
MR.T:I pity you fools.{They destroy all of the Wraiths.OCC:The army was run over by the tanks!}
{The tanks fight Lavoses army again}
USERUNKNOWN:Bombers, this is green leaders.Blow up their back row of men!{The bombers blow up Lavoses army}Thanks!
{Lavo's army reveal that they were guarded with a forcefield. They shoot fire, and Ice Blasts at them, melting, and freezing some of the tanks.}
{The Second Wraith army comes.}
WRAITH LEADER: ATTACK!! {They all open their mouths, and shoot energy beams at all the armies.}
SEPHIROTH: {Flies down, and slices many SUN Tanks in half.} DON'T ATTACK MY ALLIES!!!! AHH!!! {Throws huge Energy Bombs at the Wraithes.}
{Sephiroth's army comes down, and fights the Ground People. The Ground people throw rocks at them. One ground person however, is dancing.}
USERUNKNOWN:YOU CAN'T DEFEAT US!WE ARE NOT EVEN HERE!{All of the SUN forces dissaper}
SEPHIROTH: ARMIES! PUT ON FORCEFIELDS!! {Sephiroth's and Lavo's Armies put forcefields on.}
{Cut to Userunknown and Officer Superdude sitting on a hill with lap tops}
SUPERDUDE:Want to tell them those were just holo grams?
USERUNKNOWN:And ruin our fun?Nah.
{Cut to Sephiroth, and Lavos talking with walkie talkies.}
SEPHIROTH: Want to tell them we're aware that they're using Holo Grams?
LAVOS: And ruin our fun? Nah.
{The Sky turns dark.}
SEPHIROTH: NIGHTTIME!! Alright everyone, lets all have a night rest, and we'll fight again later, Ok?
ALL THE ARMIES: ALRIGHT!
{The Armies Set up camp, at their bases, and go into their tents.}
{Cut to a Large Tent. All the Major wikihood people involved with the war are there.}
SEPHIROTH: Man, this fightings been tiring me.
LAVOS: Yeah, me too.
BOTH: MARSHMALLOWS OPEN ON AN OPEN FIRE!! YAY!! {The 2 roast Marshmallows.} YUM!
{The Next Day.}
{Cut outside.}
ALL THE ARMIES: GOOD MORNING!! {The Battle soon continues.}
{A nuclear explosion destroys half the armies.Cut to SUN HQ}
SUPERDUDE:Reports say the bomb worked.Think we should get more soilders to guard HQ?
USERUNKNOWN:And ruin their fun?Nah.
{Cut back to Embaron, where's a giant fortress erected in place of the Royal Palace. The First Chaos is sitting on a big black throne inside.}
THE FIRST CHAOS: Ha ha ha, these minions aren't dumb enough to be fooled by a couple of holograms.
NEARBY GROUND PERSON: They aren't, boss?
{The First Chaos phases out as the real First Chaos walks over.}
THE FIRST CHAOS: Well, not as dumb as you.
{The doors burst open, and Trance CHaos and Angel Joseph walk in, with Kuja and Helsong.}
CHAOS: One-siding your own minions? {sarcastically} You're SO EVIL!
THE FIRST CHAOS: Yes, I am. {zaps the four and makes them teleport off to a random place but Embaron} Commander!
{A Sharothian with a torso of diamond walks over.}
COMMANDER MAUSOLUS: Yes, my lord?
THE FIRST CHAOS: Send another legion over to Earth. Despite their inferior technology, they keep beating my troops for some reason. And this time, use the elite troops.
COMMANDER MAUSOLUS: Yes, o Chaos!
{Mausolus walks off.}
THE FIRST CHAOS: Major!
{An elephant-sized rancor walks over.}
MAJOR REX: {grunts}
THE FIRST CHAOS: Send the Psycho-Warriors over to Horde Major. The Sharothian heretics are putting up a good fight.
MAJOR REX: {grunts}
{Rex walks off. Cut back to The Battlefield. A little brown-haired boy is in the middle of the battlefield.}
{OOC: Yes, I named the planet Horde Major. Anyone mind? =D - Znex}
{OCC: Yes, I do! No! Don't mess with my canon!}
???: Where is The Enigma? I could sense his releasing. By know, my idiot father has sent him off. But so help me...
{An army of Wraiths is surrounding the boy. He creates a purple and red orb, and drops it. When it hits the ground, all the Wraiths disappear.}
???: Too easy. But now I see his plan...
{The boy walks off the screen.}
{Lavos and Sephiroth's armys are together now, with them both charging towards the Ground People.}
SEPHIROTH: COME ON EVERYONE!!! DESTROY!!!
{OCC: WARNING: Mess with my canon, and this is your punishment. I control your character for 1 Line only. Note that I can make them do silly things when I do that. BTW, It's not a good idea anyway, as quite alot of this canon about my universe will appear in a Fanfic.}
{A bunch of Battle Airships pass over the fighters, and bomb the Wraithes.}
???: You! Blue-haired organism!
{The boy points to Sephiroth.}
???: Where is my father?
SEPHIROTH: Umm... Why are you asking me? I don't know. {A Wrath come up from behind Sephiroth with a sword, but he just stabs him in the eye before he can do anything.}
???: I can sense his presence, and Helsong's, and Kuja's, and a similar pattern! Don't tell me my father isn't here!
ZNEX: Who are you?
???: I cannot say. Now, do you know where my father is? He is here on this planet!
SEPHIROTH: God.. What's his name?
???: If you must know...My name is...Adel. My father is Chaos. My mother, Noelle.
SEPHIROTH: CHAOS? HE HAS A SON? Yeah, he's here. He's fighting somewhere.
ADEL: Would you accompany me to find him?
SEPHIROTH: Alright. {A Sword comes flying, and impales him.} Ouchies.
ADEL: {Sigh} Let me help you. {Adel makes another ball of energy, and launches into Sephiroth. The ball makes the sword desintegrate}
SEPHIROTH: Meh. I've had worse. I've once had my brains blown out by missile launcher, and had my guts torn out of my stomach, so yeah. I kinda lost my feeling of pain.
ADEL: Can you just help me find him?
{More Wraiths come flying down from high, but these ones are covered with a black cloak. They like swooping down on victims and sucking out their souls. O_o}
ADEL: Will these pawns ever stop?
{Adel does what he did when he was surrounded by Wraiths before, picks up Sephiroth, and the two teleport away.}
{Cut to Userunknown}
SUN SOLDIER:Sir, the plan is ready!
USERUNKNOWN:Good.
SUPERDUDE:Soldier, go get your battalion and deploy.
SUN SOLDIER:Yes, Officer Superdude ,Sir!
{Cut to the SUN drop ship hanger.The SUN soldier is ordering other SUN soilder onto drop ships.Cut back to the battle.The drop ships drop SUN soldiers on the battle feild}
SUN SERGEANT:Alright, men, move out!
KATHERIN:{Userunknown charecter}Soldiers!Focus fire on those Wraiths!
{The SUN soilders fire on the Wraiths}
{The shots pass through the Wraiths.}
WRAITH LEADER: Foolish mortals, you cannot destroy those who do not live.
{The Wraiths swoop onto the SUN soldiers and start sucking their souls out.}
{At the location of Chaos, Adel and Sephiroth have made it.}
ADEL: Father! I have come to destroy you!
CHAOS: Adel?
ADEL: You left me to die, but I returned.
{Adel makes a purple and red ball, and hurls it at Chaos, who grabs it and absorbs it.}
{An egg flies out of the sky and lands next to Adel, Sephiroth and Chaos. It's as big as a full-sized human and it's black and red.}
ADEL: Nothing will stop me!
{Adel goes up to Choke Chaos, and Chaos forces his hand down to the ground, and knees him in the face.}
{Znex walks over eating a chocolate bar.}
ZNEX: Oh hey guys. {groffl} Why are you guys fighting? {mmmff}
SEPHIROTH: I wouldn't fight my son. One would put a hit on me, and the other would destroy existance as we know it. ....Okay, mybe not that rash.
{Cut back to the Battlefield. FF7 Sephiroth is fighting Wrathes, and suddenly Vincent Valentine shows up.}
VINCENT: {Hostily.} Hello, Sephiroth.
FF7 SEPHIROTH: Don't talk to me, worthless mortal Turk.
VINCENT: Turk? Speaking of that, the Turks themselves are aware of this battle, and are right now being sent here to fight.
FF7 SEPHIROTH: {Thinking.} Excellent! My plan is going in perfect order! All we need is a few more people, and then I'll make my strike!
{A portal opens, and out of it pop 50 turkeys.}
SHAROTHIAN SOLDIER: Geez, what a dreadful pun!
{Cut back to the Wraiths and the soldiers.}
SUN SOLDIER:Foolish Wraiths!We have no soul!!!Muh-ha-ha-ha!
WRAITH LEADER: Then how do you talk?
{The Wraiths swoop down on the soldiers and destroy their bodies instead. Cut back to where Sephiroth is.}
HELSONG: Sephiroth, We're here to help!
KUJA: Just leave the hard ones to us.
SUN CAPTAIN:Mayday! Mayday! Something turned three quarters of our soilders into soulless demons!We need he-AGGH!
{The captain is grabed by a soulless demon SUN soilder}
DEMON SUN SOILDER:I will destroy all souls!
{FF7 Sephiroth jumps, and impales the Demon Soldier, Aeris style.}
{A Helicopter comes down, and out of it, comes a group of People, All in Suits.}
RENO: Man, A War! Just my kind of thing.
RUDE: LETS BUST SOME!!
{The Both run, shooting Wraithes.}
TSENG: Ready Elena?
ELENA: Of course I am.
{The Both start fighting.}
{Out of the Helecopter comes Rufus Shinra.}
SHINRA: Hmph. {Gets out Walkie Talkie.} ALL SHINRA SOLDIERS TO SHAROTH! REPEAT! ALL SHINRA SOLDIERS TO SHAROTH!
VINCENT: Hmph. Shinra.
SHINRA: Oh, Vincent. What a pleasant Surprise. ....AND SEPHIROTH?!
FF7 SEPHIROTH: Yes, it's me.
{Cut back to the SUN captain(We will call Him Captain Kevin)}
CAPTAIN KEVIN:Mayday!Mayday!We need air support now!
{SUN gunships fire on the battle}
{Shinra ships come in, along with the Rocket from Rocket Town.}
SHINRA: GREAT!
FF7 SEPHIROTH: Whoa. This War is heating up. Sweet!
SUN PILOT:This is SUN gunship 9.Can anyone hear me? Please respond.I repeat, please respond.
SHINRA SOLDIER: I am here! We are going to Aid you!
SUN PILOT:Good!I need some one to distract the Wraiths so the SUN transports can pull our troops out of there.
{One of the Shinra Helecopters starts playing music}
HELECOPTER: FROM LOUSIANA TO NEW ORLEANS! YEAH YEAH! GO JOHNNY GO GO GO!! JOHNNY B GOODE!!
{Loud grunting laughter is heard, as if through a megaphone. They look up and see giant warships orbiting the planet. The warships start firing upon the SUN and Shinra ships.}
SUN CAPTAIN:MAYDAY!MAYDAY!WE'RE TRAPPED!WE NEED EVAC NOW!I REPEAT!WE NEED EAVC NOW!
SUN PILOT:Gunships, OPEN FIRE!{The fire at the wraiths}Keep fireing, men.
{OOC: Uh...the warships are firing upon you, not the Wraiths. - Znex}
{A giant box floats out of one of the warships with a parachute and lands down on the battlefield where it opens to reveal a giant mech.}
MECH 6661: DESTROY! DESTROY! {starts shooting at the SUN and Shinra armies}
SUN CAPTAIN:Get the tanks down here!{SUN dropships drop troops and tanks.The tanks fire at the giant mech}
{The Shinra ships start firing Missiles, and rockets at the Warships.}
CAPTAIN KEVIN:Alright, men!Focus fire on that mech!{All the SUN troops fire at the mech}
{Mech 6661 starts to run towards the SUN troops, jumps on them, and starts tearing them apart while firing at the rest of the troops.}
MECH 6661: EXTERMINATE!
{More giant boxes float out of the warships with parachutes and land down on the battlefield where they open to reveal more giant mechs.}
MECHS 6662, 6663, 6664: DESTROY!
{The mechs start firing upon the SUN army while the warships start firing giant lasers at the Shinra ships, where some of the lasers break the Shinra ships in half.}
SHINRA SOLDIER: Oh crap. Whee!!
{OCC:If that is a SUN soldier, deleate it.}
{OCC: Don't worry, it isn't. I'll make it more specific.}
SUN SOLDIER:Wait.Their not tearing us apart.We wear super body armour.It's unbreakable.{Shoots a mech}Come on!Let's show them what we are made of!
{The Shinra Helecopters start firing Large Atomic Missiles.}
{OOC: Ah, but the mechs have armour made of diamond. That's unbreakable as well. In other words, STOP MESSING UP MY PLOT!!!! - Angry Znex PS. It's spelt soldier, not soilder. Oh, and if you keep godmodding, then I'll start controlling your troops for one line like Sephiroth does, so stop it! These guys are supposed to be mega-powerful. And stop using holograms! What's the point? \_/}
{OOC:Thank you for spelling my name right. There's a lack of proper spelling of my name among Users. -Sephiroth}
{Mech 6661 throws all the body armour off the SUN soldiers and THEN starts tearing the soldiers apart.}
MECH 6661: I AM A VERY INTELLIGENT MECH! DESTROY!
OMNIMON: We have returned!
{The Royal Knights, with the exception of Aplhamon, and the Ark init's Human form, all enter the field.}
HELSONG:Welcome to the fight!
{The sky turns red, and millios of Zombies, Wraiths in armor, Skeletons, ghosts, and demons all come out of the sky. Everything thst just appeared wipes out the enemy forces, and they begin on the Mechs.}
{More cloaked Wraiths fly in from the skies and start sucking up more souls while the Mechs destroy the bodies of the soulless.}
CAPTAIN KEVIN:You are sooo easy to trick!{He throws a smoke bomb down and leaves with all the SUN forces.OCC:Don't bring SUN back into this}
{The Demon army and Royal Knights begin destroying EVERY army in the battle.}
{OOC: Ooh, they be getting a bit bloodthirsty. O_o - Znex}
{Cut back to where The First Chaos is.}
THE FIRST CHAOS: Hmmm...General!
{A pale white human walks over.}
GENERAL NEVER-DYING: Yes, o Chaos?
THE FIRST CHAOS: Prepare the rest of the Rogues of Death. We'll get those Royal Knights out of the way.
GENERAL NEVER-DYING: Yes, my lord.
{The General whistles, and nine powerful beings, more powerful than the members of the Royal Knights, fly over. The First Chaos then transforms into a more powerful version of Alphamon, but is pitch black.}
OMEGAMON: Right, for glory!
ROGUES OF DEATH: FOR GLORY!
{The Rogues of Death fly off to the battlefield on the planet.}
OMEGAMON: Greetings, doubles.
{The Rogues of Death then start attacking the Royal Knights.}
LAVOS: Right now, I don't know who the enemy is. SHOW YOURSELF ALLIES!!! {His army raises their hands.} NOT YOU! {They put them down again.}
OMNIMON:Well. {Omnimon turns into Omnimon X, and begins unloading rapid slashes on Omegamon, which turns him back into the First Chaos.}
OMNIMON X: Perhaps I should just wipe out the planet...
LAVOS: I'm afraid, that's not entirely possible. {Zoom out, to show, all of his armies, along with the Shinra Troops, and extra people.} I, have an army, of 13 Billion. {Starts Tranforming, into a similar form Sephiroth is in, only, with 6 Wings. 3 Black, and 3 White.} You may think you are powerful, but, WE ARE THE 2ND UNIVERSE!!! {Parts of the planet start breaking off, and joining Lavos.} We are, THE LEGENDARY SHAROTH!!!!
{Cut to where Sephiroth, and Adel is.}
SEPHIROTH: WHOA! MY BROTHER HAS REACHED LEGENDARY POWERLEVEL. FORM ONE HUNDRED. I feel sorry for anyone who's gonna get in his way.
CHAOS: Adel, I must go...All Delete.
{Chaos turns into Alphamon.}
ALPHAMON: Kyouku Senjin Oryuken!
{Alphamon gets his axe, and his wings, and enters into the scene with Omnimon X.}
OMNIMON X: Shall we?
ALPHAMON: We shall.
{The two hold up their hands, and a giant green orb made of digits begins to form.}
ALPHAMON AND OMNIMON X: ALL DELETE!
{Everything flashes, and the digits spread throughout the universe. Soon, all the armies are standing on a heavy glass field, where they're surrounded by an evil cloud. The Mechs try to escape, but all break. Wraiths try, and die.}
ALPHAMON: Welcome to my playing field.
OMNIMON: The-
{pans out.}
OMNIMON: DIGITAL WORLD!
THE END!