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You are in the Daycare. You can mess with a bunch of stinky babies. (Line courtesy of Lemon)

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LEMON: {walks up to a baby, creepy voice} HEY THERE BABY. {shoots fire at baby}

{Sephiroth takes a baby and goes upstairs to the roof.}

SEPHIROTH: {Offscreen} Fly Baby!!

{Lemon gets a grenade}

LEMON: BWAHAHAHA! I've made this grenade to set off when the babies make stinkies! {hides grenade}

{Cut outside. Sephiroth is wearing sunglasses, and dangling a baby off the roof. A crowd of shocked people and paparazzi are outside.}

{a trucks horn is heard. maloa drives by the street with everyone in it in a monstar truck. everyone is squished after he drives by}

CAPTCHA: Hey there litte Baby.....{shoop da woops at the baby}

STAN: Why do you hate babies so much? ... Hold on, something's on me.

{Stan lifts his shirt and sees a baby stuck to his chest, sucking out his blood like a leech.}

STAN: ... That would explain it.

ALXXMAXX: I'LL SAVE YA STAN!!! {arm transforms into a cannon, blows leech-baby off Stan's chest, they baby flies onto a tree, ALXX nails leech-baby to tree} Welp, does anyone want to make the painfully obvious joke now?

RYAN: You're not gonna nail him to 20 trees are you?

ALXX: Meh, I think this freak of nature has gone through enough already.

{maloa somehow falls right into the roof. no one is hit. he falls out of his truck}

MALOA: No more flying car attempts.