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It's a real fast 'coaster. You can here It's the end of the world as we know it by REM playing.

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BABY: Me have fun hewe!

GUY: Sorry, you needa be above age 10 to ride this, kid.

BABY: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! {walks out}

MALOA: {walks in} This looks fun! {gets in a cart}

GUY: Hey kid! {pulls Maloa out} You over 10?

MALOA: I am 10.

GUY: Sorry, gotta be OVER 10.

MALOA: Then you didn't read the sign carefully. {points at the sign. it says you have to be at least ten to ride}

GUY: {unzips suit to be Lemon} I made this coaster. I make the rules. {zips up costume}

MALOA: {kicks lemon in the stomach repeatedly} Admit I can ride! Admit I can ride! Admit I can ride!

SEPHIROTH: I'm 22! {Jumps in Cart.}

MALOA: {noptices the rides about ot start. jumps into a cart. the ride then starts. maloa is away from the start before lemon catches him} So long!

{The guy dials for security. They come in}

SECURITY: Ehhhh, yeah boss?

GUY: Stop the coaster and get that 10 year old get OFF!

{maloa tosses three fencing spears the go right into the ears of the security. an ambulence drives them off}

MALOA: I win again!

SECURITY: Ehhh, kid, this ride is too fast and ya might fall off because of yo low body weight! Eh, get off now!

SEPHIROTH: Are you Canadian?

SECURITY: Ehhh, no, 'lidda kid. I'ma strong guy.

{Im a bell, Sarah, and Yog walk in}

IM A BELL: ...Is there an age limit?

GUY: Must be over ten to ride.

IM A BELL: ...You don't understand. Is there a maximum age?

GUY: Errrr... 90 is max.

IM A BELL: ...Crap. I'm 825 years old.

YOG: And I'm 846.

SARAH: Well, I'm only 27, so I'm able to get on.

RAIKU: I am immortal, meaning I am as old as the universe, but I look 29, so I can ride. {Rides it}

GUY: NOPE! Appearance doesn't matter, you can't ride.

IM A BELL: Wait, what if we're stronger than you?

GUY: No one is stronger than me. {zips down jacket and reveals to be Lemon}

SEPHIROTH: Gods sake! {Gets out Diamond Glove. The light reflects in the guy's eyes, temporarily blinding him.} QUICK! HOP ON!!

{Bell, Sarah, and Yog get in}

IM A BELL: Oh wait! {gets out, kicks Lemon in the nuts, gets back on}

RAIKU: Wait up! {Gets on, and freezes Lemon.}

SEPHIROTH: Let's get this going! {Uses Psy powers to get the coaster moving.}

{It starts and ends when it is done. Lemon is still frozen.}

REAL LEMON: Oh, hey backup android! Hm. He's frozen...

{man-o-man walks up}

MAN-O-MAN: Step aside, two-people-that-look-exactly-alike, I'm 12!

MARISSA: {Walks on, holding a map. sits in a cart} I think this is the cafe.