Wiki User Presidential Platforms

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Bluebry's Platform

I AM SUPREME RULER WITH ALL POWER. NONE OF YOU GET ANY. THIS IS SERIOUS.

Zoo977's Platform

Vandal's be gone! I am quick to spot a vandal, and would be quick to block one. I would also make a new seacond sandbox for just coding. The current one would be for goofing around. Not to mention a newer, fresher monobook for the wiki. Rules would still be strong, but not as strict! Vote for me for a funner, better wiki!

Badstar's Platform

At first, I was okay with memes. But now, my feelings have changed. I also think there is too much conflict latley. So, if elected, I shall do my best to settle conflicts and stops memes. Not permanentley, but I'll limit them so they don't get annoying after a while. I will aslo revert vandalisim as much as I can!

Skullbuggy's Platform

Hello, party peoples in the place to be.

I don't know how this happened, but I'm here. Several of you know me as the new moderator of this here Wiki User Wiki. If you all made a conscious decision to make me mod, why not make me president? After all, I've got what's known around here as "thinkin' parts".

First off, inline linking. Upon checking the 'kipedia, inline linking is also known as image-leeching, which sucks the bandwidth from the sites who deserve it. Apparently all y'alls don't want to put the effort into saving a file, uploading it here, and deleting it from your own hard drive. WAAH TOO MUCH WORK. It's my opinion that linking is fine as is.

Second, vandalism and spam. Both of those cannot be stopped, but as president I will promise to be ever vigilant in my watching-out-for and blocking of vandals and spammers. I cannot guarantee a full-blown assault on the guys, but I will block them--or at least try.

And memes. I've changed my mind--away with them. Memes are simply an outlet for forced laughter--because you're not funny enough to actually make a real joke. So next time I see one, I'll be deleting it and the picture. So there.

As for the layout of the website, I may help us change it to something a little less bland-ular. Perhaps jazz it up a bit with a neat backround, why not? I can't promise you this, of course--Sammy's the only one who can do it, but I'll certainly try.

Who gives a frack about the Sandbox? It's called a sandbox for a reason--to make things and destroy them. This includes spam, of course, but why bother? Somebody's just going to erase it and make their own stupid Chuck Norris song. Irridisregardless, the sandbox shouldn't be worried about.

Thus concludes my long, boring, and informative speech. Make the right choice this whenever--to the person that gives a crap about this place!

VOTE SKULLY-WOKA '08

Raiku's Platform

I think that the inline linking is what it is, Terrible. But Meme Wars are getting too crazy and are going to be minumized but still kept if I am President. I will also stop Vandals and Sandbox Spams.

WUjcm's Platform

OK, everyone, you know I'll do anything to help this wiki in crisis. I've developed a good reputation here and I'm willing to stand on it. I'm always here to help. Even though I may not seem active sometimes, I'm always on. Edits don't determine how active you are. I'm also a pretty smart dude. I knew that having memes here would be a problem at the start. And I was right. And, of course, I will help in the aftermath of your mistakes, because no one's perfect. And I will support inline linking as long as it's from a file hosting site or your own website. So, now that you know how great a president I'll be, vote JCM 2008!

Vindicator's Platform

You know me. You know what I can do. I'm tired. Who are you again? Why am I wearing bunny slippers? Where's my coffee? COFFEE

Comments

Let's clear this for actual platform conversation. If you want to talk, use the talk. Comment on the platform, and remember, candidates, what you've written is your final version. As of now, no more edits to your platforms.

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Personally, I feel unsteady on SkullB's stance for memes.-Chwoka 14:20, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

This is why I accepted the Bluebry Part VP Nomination, I do not want people like Skullbuggy teaching evolution and condoms. SKULBUGGY IS A HEATHEN THENOID 17:40, 14 September 2008 (UTC)