Wiki User Presidential Elections/tvads

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Nebs

1

{Some random guy goes up to his postbox and takes out a ballot paper with Nebs' name in big letters and a tick next to it.}

RANDOM GUY 1: Oh, what a surprise!

{Cut to someone else who's done the exact same thing.}

RANDOM GUY 2: Oh goodness gracious me!

{Cut to an escaped prisoner who is being handed a ballot paper by a Nebs supporter(yays!).}

VOICEOVER: Now you can too be surprised by this dazzling new candidate!

{Zoom in on the ballot paper.}

VOICEOVER: Vote for Nebs!

{A tick appears next to Nebs on the ballot paper.}

2

{Nebs walks up to the screen.}

NEBS: Hey guys, nice to meet you all. I promise you, if you vote for me, there'll be KFC in every pot! {mumbles quietly to himself as the shot fades away} Or was it cake? I never could remember...strawberry?