User:Conchris/Random Stuff/trans1

Summary

This is what happens when I get bored and decide to write a rather crappy transcript for my attempts at random humour.

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

{Open to Conchris' House - Main Hall}

CONCHRIS: Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?

CRUROAR: NO! Of course not! Besides, it's not like something really bad is going to happen!

{The scene suddenly shifts to a city}

CONCHRIS: What the hell?

{CD-I Link suddenly shows up}

CD-I LINK: Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some spaghetti!

{CD-I Link suddenly explodes, revealing Weegee}

CONCHRIS: How'd you get here?

WEEGEE: ...

{Weegee suddenly turns into and flies off}

CONCHRIS: IS THE WRITER INSANE?!

{Cut to the writer's desk}

ANGEL: It didn't have Forest in it!

DEVIL: Quick! Spam more zeroes!

{The writer quickly writes down several zeroes, cut back to the city, the buildings are filled with zeroes}

CONCHRIS: Seriously, this better stop right now...

{The screen fades to black}

THE SUFFERING WILL CONTINUE

CONCHRIS: Aww crap!