Total Drama Island: Bluefox Productions Edition/Original

{Fade into what looks like Camp Wawanakwa, a loon is swimming on the lake}

(OOC: I know this is a near-carbon copy of the TDI promo. Bite me.)

NARRATOR: This summer, reality TV gets...

{The loon gets hit with a rock}

NARRATOR: ...quite the twist.

{Cut to Foxx, smirking and then walking away}

NARRATOR: A delinquent...

{Cut to Jess, lying on the beach}

NARRATOR: A spoiled princess...

{Jess gets pinched by a crab}

JESS: EEP! {shakes the crab off}

{Cut to some grey fox in blue swim trunks about to dive}

NARRATOR: A jock...

{He jumps into a pool, pan down lower to see Kale and some blonde girl with a green T-shirt with a picture of Link on it, watching the fox jump. They here a whack and a splash and cringe}

{Cut to Foxx, Jess, and Kale pulling a rope in tug-of-war. Pan further down to see what looks like Van, but with longer hair and a blue jersey}

NARRATOR: A big-hearted nature freak...

{A rabbit hops by, Van picks it up, sending Kale, Jess, and Foxx into the mud pit.}

VAN: Aren't you cute...

{Cut to Aruseus, dancing in a cabin}

NARRATOR: A guy who likes to party...

ARUSEUS: YEAH! C'mon, shake it, break it down now!

{Pan to Jess in a cabin, Elyssa enters}

NARRATOR: A Lucario girl with the urge to win...

ELYSSA: Ain't no one winnin' this one!

{Pan to Fang, sitting on a rock}

NARRATOR: A lone wolf...

{Fang turns around and punches the camera}

{Cut to the dock, Tom walks on}

NARRATOR: And...your average man.

TOM: Hey there!

NARRATOR: And the rest of the cast. They have to pass dangerous tests...

{Pan to the Dodgeball arena. Foxx gets pelted with a ball}

FOXX: Crap...

{Pan to see Jess and Elyssa sitting at a table. Elyssa passes her her lunch, a bowl of...something}

NARRATOR: Eat gross food...

JESS: Uh uh. It's yours.

{Pan to inside a cabin. Jess, Tom, and Elyssa are sleeping. The grey fox barges in and wakes them up}

NARRATOR: And just get to know each other.

????: Okay, who put jelly in my underdrawers?!

{Tom shrugs}

NARRATOR: It's an 8-week challenge to survive elimination, and win big.

{Cut to Aruseus, talking to Fang}

ARUSEUS: I'm in it to win it!

NARRATOR: It all happens on Total Drama Island!

Fun Facts

• I'd love to draw them, but the grey fox is original Ryan, while the blonde with the Link shirt is original Megan.