Total Drama Island: Bluefox Productions Edition/8

Part 1: Bony Island Waits

{Cut to the dock}

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Island...

{flashback to scenes from the previous episode}

CHRIS: Campers at the fire revealed their deepest fears, and a certain someone got the information and formed it into a game! Campers then had to face said fears. There were bee stings, sharks, forest fires, a flying Foxx, and Wolf and Bruce in the woods alone. Most campers made it through, while some didn’t. In the end, Bruce had finally faced his fear, and brought the Gophers once again to victory, while Wolf had left the island, eliminating yet another Bass.

{Cut back to Chris}

CHRIS: So, can the Bass climb back to the top, or will the Gophers totally dominate? Find out on TOTAL…DRAMA…ISLAND!

{Cue the opening}

{Cut to the Gopher Cabin}

TOM: Whoa. Bruce. That was impressive.

BRUCE: Yeah…I never thought I could pull it off.

{Chef walks in}

CHEF: Well, well. If it ain’t the brave moron. I still have a score to settle with you.

{Cut to the Mess Hall, Bruce’s head is sticking out of a trophy base, although he’s really got his head through the wall}

BRUCE: I just had to say it.

CHRIS: Campers! Have I got the challenge for you! Your challenge today will be to grab a partner and canoe to Bony Island.

TEX: What the hell is Bony Island? Is that where the dead campers go?

CHRIS: Nope…but good idea. Bony Island is just a nearby spooky island full of the nastiest creatures. You’re going to have to paddle from here to the island, navigate through the back of the island, and then build a signal fire. I will then judge the fires, and whoever has the best-made one gets a head start home.

LUCAS: Sounds easy enough.

CHRIS: Whoa there, Lucas! Not so fast. There is a catch. You don’t know what’s on the island, so I won’t tell you what to expect. I’ll only leave you with this warning. If you decide to take ANYTHING off the island, you’ll be {ominous} cursed forever. {normal} Enjoy the challenge!

KYUBII: Pfft. Curses. They just tell you this stuff and expect you to believe it.

KALE: I dunno, Kyubii. Chris sounded pretty ominous.

KYUBII: Kale, my friend, you’ve got nothing to worry about. The Ol’ Kyubster knows his stuff. Bring it on, Chris!

{Cut to the Beach, several canoes await, some green, some red}

CHRIS: Bass! Gophers! Pick your partners!

{Outhouse Cam: Kale}

KALE: Okay, Kyubii’s getting WAY too cocky. I’ll just stick with Bruce for this one.

{Cut back}

LUCAS: Well, Elyssa…you’re ride is here.

ELYSSA: I don’t think you deserve it after the last two challenges. I’ll just go with Tex.

LUCAS: Wait! Elyssa!

{Outhouse Cam: Elyssa}

ELYSSA: Lucas is my boyfriend, I know, but he’s been…different lately.

{Cut back}

ELYSSA: Tex, you wanna go with me?

TEX: No can do, girl. I’ve got a partner.

ASHLEY: Hi!

ELYSSA: Oh! I’m guessing you and Tex…well…okay.

ASHLEY: You sure you have a thing for me? I mean…her.

TEX: She’s Lucas’ girl. Me, I was single…because…you know.

ASHLEY: I feel really bad…I’d probably be in the same position if I’d lost half of me…

TEX: Don’t. I have a feeling it’ll all fix itself soon.

LUCAS: So...seems like you couldn't go with Tex...

ELYSSA: Don't start with me.

CHRIS: Everyone, ready? GO! {shoots a starting gun}

{The campers race off}

{Tex and Ashley are paddling hard, Ashley seems tired}

ASHLEY: My arms hurt...and we're falling behind...

TEX: Don't worry. Good thing I still have upper body strength...

{Tex starts paddling like crazy, shooting him and Ashley toward the island}

{Cut to Lucas and Fenri in a canoe}

LUCAS: Come on! My stupid brother is ahead of us!

FENRI: I'm trying! I'm trying!

{Cut to Van and Kyubii in a canoe}

VAN: You brought the mushrooms?

KYUBII: This isn't Mario Kart, you dolt!

{Several campers, mostly Bass, dock}

GEOFF: Come on! Let's jet!

{The Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers start running across the island woods}

{Outhouse Cam: Chris}

CHRIS: Ehehehe...I hope they know what wooly beavers are...

{Cut back}

RYAN: Keep going!

{A roar is heard}

FENRI: What the hell is that!?

{The Bass turn around to see three wooly beavers chasing them}

LUCAS: RUUUUUUN!

{The campers on both teams run for their lives. Tex is trying to escape, but falls over}

LUCAS: Good job, Tex! Stay there until we win, okay?

ASHLEY: Oh, you ASS!

{Ashley grabs Tex and runs}

Part 2: Signal Your Way

{Cut to the other end of Bony Island}

TOM: We made it!

BRUCE: Now what?

KALE: Chris said we had to build a fire!

TOM: Okay! Here's the deal! Pter, sticks. Foxx, stones. I'll handle the fire!

FOXX: Okay! {Foxx runs off to get rocks}

{Cut to one end of the beach, Kyubii finds a weird tiki idol thing}

KYUBII: This is wood...I say we burn it!

KALE: Kyubii! No!

KYUBII: Why not? It's just some dumb tiki thing.

KALE: Chris said if we take anything from the island we'll get cursed!

KYUBII: Kale, there's no such thing as curses!

KALE: Kyubii, please!

KYUBII: Listen, Kale. I don't believe in curses. In fact, this is what I think of your fake curse, Bony Island!

{Kyubii chucks the tiki idol into the ocean}

KALE: Thanks, man.

TOM: Guys! We've got it!

{Tom tries to make a signal fire, but the sticks barely light}

TOM: Dammit! What's wrong with this fire?

KALE: Try harder!

JESS: Wait! Tom! You were telling me you were a pyrokinetic!

KALE: Huh?! That makes things a whole lot easier!

TOM: Jess...that's cheating though...

FOXX: Tom...you've got to do this.

TOM: No. I want to win this fair.

FOXX: Do it or I kill you.

TOM: Fine by me!

{Tom makes a large signal fire}

{Cut to the Bass}

LUCAS: Oh, COME ON! Geoff, why didn't you pick Tom?

GEOFF: I didn't know he was pyrokinetic! I didn't even know we were going to be doing the same challenges?

FENRI: Well, if they can cheat, so can we! Let them win the signal fire thing! I have a plan.

{Cut to Chris in a helicopter}

CHRIS: Well, looks like the Gophers get a head start! Bass, hurry it up!

{The Bass make a signal fire, while the Gophers are just leaving shore}

RYAN: Okay, Fenri! Ready?

FENRI: Okay!

{Ryan hops in a canoe, Fenri starts to roll, providing a rudder for Ryan's canoe, shooting him forward}

TOM: No! Goddamnit!

{Cut to Kyubii and Van's canoe, Kyubii watches Fenri go by and hangs his head low}

VAN: Kyubii? Something up?

KYUBII: Oh...it's nothing.

{Cut to Tex and Ashley's canoe}

TEX: Wow. Look at him go!

ASHLEY: Tex...do you really...like me?

TEX: Yeah...kind of. I've just been too nervous to ask. I thought since I'm only half the man I was you wouldn't like me.

ASHLEY: Tex, sure, you're not fast, you're short, but...you're not Gus.

TEX: Gus?

ASHLEY: Oh, just some annoying guy who thinks he's my boyfriend. Always clinging to me...

TEX: Yeah. Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

CHRIS: And it looks like the Bass have this! Which means...Gophers, time to vote!

{Cut to the Mess Hall}

TOM: We lost. Well, I guess the Bass are starting to work together again.

FOXX: But do we really have to choose to vote off someone? I didn't see any problem.

PTER: We all pitched in!

{Outhouse Cam: Kale}

KALE: Nobody's been that much of a problem. I don't see anyone leaving us.

{Cut back}

KYUBII: Well, let's just eat and worry about it later.

{Kyubii picks up his fork and drops it. He picks it up again and it slips and lands on the floor}

KYUBII: Gah! Goddamn fork...

{Kyubii gets the fork and goes to cut his meal; he ends up cutting his finger}

KYUBII: OW! I just cut my finger!

KALE: You okay, Kyubii?

KYUBII: Yeah. I'm just having a little bit of bad luck here. Wait...bad luck...oh no.

VAN: Something you're not telling us?

TOM: Kyubii, you can tell us anything...

Part 3: Turn Tail and Run

{Cut to the Campfire}

CHRIS: Campers, you've all cast your votes, and this was a tough decision. But...the same routine has to go. Whoever does not recieve one of these marshmallows must walk the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and never come back. Ever.

{Outhouse Cam: Jess}

JESS: I never really liked Foxx that much. He seemed too rough.

{Outhouse Cam: Megan}

MEGAN: Eh...Pter's kind of a wiseass. I think he should leave.

{Outhouse Cam: Kale}

KALE: Foxx doesn't seem too friendly...

{Cut back}

CHRIS: When I call your name, get a marshmallow. Kale...

{Kale is thrown a marshmallow}

CHRIS: Tom.

{Tom is thrown a marshmallow}

CHRIS: {tosses marshmallows to the following} Bruce. Megan. Jess. Pter. Van.

{One marshmallow remains}

CHRIS: And the final marshmallow goes to...

{Both remaining campers look nervous}

CHRIS: ...Foxx.

{Foxx recieves a marshmallow}

CHRIS: Sorry, Kyubii. You gotta go.

KYUBII: No, Chris. It is I who should be sorry, to my team.

VAN: For what?

KYUBII: I had gotten cocky, and I took a tiki idol from the island to be used for wood.

CHRIS: So you cursed yourself? But you didn't take it off the island back to Wawanakwa did you?

KYUBII: I chucked it into the ocean...and then I kind of...cheated myself off the island. Play back my vote, Chris.

{Outhouse Cam: Kyubii}

KYUBII: {is throwing multiple ballots into the box} This is for my team! May the curse be lifted!

{Cut back}

TOM: Kyubii, what you did was brave. Stupid, but brave.

KYUBII: We all have to make sacrifices. Well, see ya.

{Kyubii sails away on the Boat of Losers}

{Cue Credits}

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