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Part 1: Are You Afraid of the...Whatever You're Afraid Of?

{Cut to the dock}

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Island...

{flashback to scenes from the previous episode}

CHRIS: Campers worked their survival skills in the woods. That's right, we sent them into the woods! Lucas and Tex's "brotherly love" got out of hand, which led the Bass spiraling into conflict. The Gophers, on the other hand, took well advantage of this, and had a nice night of teamwork in the woods. When rain hit, Tom made a brilliant plan to keep the team dry, while the Bass soaked. On other words, the Bass "bear-ly" escaped from a nasty grizzly, and Lucas had the idea of sacrificing his own brother! In the end, it was Aruseus who left, leaving the Bass with only 8 members left.

{Cut back to Chris}

CHRIS: So, will the Bass be able to reform their crumbling team? Will the Gophers' nice streak carry on? Find out, on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!

{Cue the opening}

{Cut to the Campfire}

LUCAS: Well, that's one idiot gone.

WOLF: Jeez, Lucas! What crawled up your leg and bit you in the butt?

ELYSSA: Maybe it's you who needs to shape up.

LUCAS: And what's with HIM {points to Geoff} being captain?

GEOFF: I was selected Captain because I was through this game first. I know Wawanakwa like the back of my hand!

{Several Gophers walk to the Campfire holding various foods and stuff}

TOM: I'd hate to break up your little hate-fest, but we just wanted to enjoy our goodies by the warm fire.

FOXX: I do agree with ya, Lucas. Aruseus is a moron, and that's why we were glad we didn't get stuck with him.

LUCAS: Listen, you!

FENRI: Guys! Can't we just calm down?! I'm afraid something bad will start!

MEGAN: Me too! Even if you're on the other team, I hate to see people fighting.

TOM: I don't.

{A bee flies up to Tom}

TOM: Aah! {swats bee, it falls to the ground}

FOXX: Calm down. It's just a yellow jacket.

TOM: I know...I'm just scared of bees.

FOXX: Bees? Come on.

TOM: Well, Mr. Metalskin, what's your fear?

FOXX: I...well...I'm afraid of being shot out of a cannon...

TOM: {laughing} That's so rid...wait. No it's not.

KYUBII: Well, you wanna know what's ridiculous? I'm scared of fleas. Just having them all over you... {shudders}

GEOFF: Yeah...but not as bad as hail.

FENRI: I hate flying. Seriously.

ELYSSA: I'm scared of sharks...I almost didn't want to even do the first challenge, but I had to. For my team.

JESS: Cockroaches are so gross. I hate them...

ASHLEY: You know what would scare me? If I woke up one night, and noticed I lost all my fur...

RYAN: {cringes} Eek. That'd suck...but I hate jellyfish more.

VAN: I'm scared of being stuck in the middle of a forest fire. What about you, Pter?

PTER: Bullfighting.

KALE: I'm scared of tightrope walking. I once saw a guy fall from one, then learned he was in the hospital for months.

WOLF: I'm scared of being hunted by someone. Even though I don't show it, it even frightens me being known I have a huge bounty on my head.

BRUCE: Me too. I'm afraid someone's gonna shoot me, skin me, and wear me like a coat...or mount my head on a wall...AAH! {shivers}

MEGAN: I've been scared of clowns since I was young. Tip; never see It at the age of 10. Or EVER.

ELYSSA: What about you, Tex?

TEX: Ever since the accident, I've always hated blades and other sharp deadly things. Seeing swords, knives, and especially sawblades, make me all cringe. What about you, O Fearless Brother of Mine?

LUCAS: {sigh} Being caged.

TEX: Well. I knew the Bass' "leader" was afraid of something!

LUCAS: DON'T YOU START WITH ME!

ELYSSA: QUIET! BOTH OF YOU! Lucas, you and I are THIS close to being OVER FOR GOOD!

LUCAS: Elyssa! Wait! Ah, never mind...

{Cut to morning, in the Mess Hall}

ASHLEY: Oh joy! Time for the food I absolutely love!

CHEF: Oh, you and I are not going to like each other, kitty!

{Ashley sits next to Tex, who's looking a little down in the dumps}

ASHLEY: Hey, Tex! What's wrong?

TEX: Oh, it's just my brother...

ASHLEY: Aren't you the older one? You should have power over him!

TEX: I know, it's just ever since the accident he's had power over me.

{Flashbacks to the previous episode}

LUCAS: I guess girls aren't turned on by someone with only half their stature...

LUCAS: You see these?! These are my LEGS. This is my TAIL! That {points to Elyssa} is my GIRLFRIEND! I have a lot more than you do!

{Flashforward to now}

ASHLEY: Oh, don't listen to him.

TEX: You're right. Well...I...

ASHLEY: What is it?

TEX: I kind of have a thing for you...

ASHLEY: Really?!

TEX: If you don't like me, that's okay. I can understand why...

CHRIS: Ok, campers! Today's challenge is a little game I call "Phobia Factor!" It's a game where you have to face your worst fear! The campers who pass the test win, and the most winners on each team determine's what team wins!

TOM: You mean...you were EAVESDROPPING on us!?

CHRIS: Kinda...

BRUCE: Come on, guys. It can't be that bad, can it?

KALE: Bruce is right. This won't be bad for us at all!

FOXX: Well, I guess we'll give it a shot. I know I'm not gonna like this...

Part 2: Phobia Factor Begins!

{Outhouse Cam: Tom}

TOM: Kale had a point back there. This could help us in a way.

{Outhouse Cam: Fenri}

FENRI: Meh, this won't be that rough.

{Cut back}

CHRIS: Okay, campers! Chef and I will work together to make your worst fears even worse for you! So...are you ready to conquer your phobias?

{Cut to Lucas in the woods}

{Flashback}

LUCAS: {sigh} Being caged.

{Flashforward}

CHRIS: You just have to stay in this cage for 6 hours and you'll score a point for your team.

LUCAS: Okay. Here goes.

{Lucas gets in the cage, Chris locks it}

{Cut to Tom, there is a glass box with a beehive in it}

{Flashback}

TOM: I know...I'm just scared of bees.

{Flashforward}

CHEF: Get in there... {pushes Tom through the door in the box}

TOM: Ok, just don't bother them...

{Tom sits down, several bees fly around, some landing on him, but not stinging him}

TOM: Eeeh...

CHRIS: How you feelin'?

TOM: I'm really...not...scared at all. I think I've conquered my fear! {A bee stings him} Ah! {swats bee, several other bees start to go for him} AAAAAH!!!!

{Tom runs out of the box}

CHRIS: We'll just give him a point...

GOPHERS: 1

BASS: 0

{Cut to Bruce and Wolf in the woods alone}

{Flashback}

WOLF: I'm scared of being hunted by someone. Even though I don't show it, it even frightens me being known I have a huge bounty on my head.

BRUCE: Me too. I'm afraid someone's gonna shoot me, skin me, and wear me like a coat...or mount my head on a wall...AAH! {shivers}

{Flashforward}

BRUCE: Isn't this great? Just you and me in the woods alone together, and no one after us.

{Cut to Chef on a hill wearing safari gear and holding a dart gun}

CHEF: Hehehe...I've got me a bounty to collect and a nice red fox coat...or trophy...

{Flashback}

ELYSSA: I'm scared of sharks...I almost didn't want to even do the first challenge, but I had to. For my team.

{Flashforward}

{Cut to Elyssa, tied up, dangling over sharks}

{Flashback}

RYAN: ...but I hate jellyfish more.

{Flashforward}

RYAN: Ooh...this might hurt...

{Zoom out to show Ryan in a tank full of jellyfish}

RYAN: Ooch...eech! Ow! AHAHAHAHAOWWWWW!

{Ryan comes out of the tank, panting, his body covered in jellyfish stings}

CHRIS: And that's a point for the Bass!

GOPHERS: 1

BASS: 1

{Cut to Van in an enclosed forest}

{Flashback}

VAN: I'm scared of being stuck in the middle of a forest fire.

{Flashforward}

{Chef peeks in and tosses a lit match, the entire forest goes ablaze}

VAN: AAAAH!!! NO!!! I DON'T WANNA DIEEEE!!! {Van starts running around}

{Cut to the Mess Hall, Ashley is tied to a post}

{Flashback}

ASHLEY: You know what would scare me? If I woke up one night, and noticed I lost all my fur...

{Flashforward}

CHEF: This won't hurt a bit... {holds up a razor}

ASHLEY: No! STOP! I'll...I-I-I'll claw your face out! Don't! Stop! NOOO!!! {Zoom out, several sounds of hair being shaved and Ashley's cries for help are heard}

GOPHERS: 1

BASS: 2

{Cut to the shore, Foxx is in a cannon}

{Flashback}

FOXX: I...well...I'm afraid of being shot out of a cannon...

{Flashforward}

CHRIS: You might wanna wear this... {holds up a helmet} Oh wait, you're made of metal. No helmet for you then!

FOXX: What?! I-

{Foxx blasts out of the cannon}

FOXX: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

{Foxx is seen flying towards the other end of the island. He lands in the grass and gets shot straight in. Chris walks over to notice Foxx's legs sticking out of the ground}

FOXX: And we have a point for the Gophers!

GOPHERS: 2

BASS: 2

FOXX: Um...over here?

{Pan to see the other half of Foxx in a tree}

FOXX: Don't worry...I'll fix myself.

{Cut to Kyubii in a large tub}

{Flashback}

KYUBII: I'm scared of fleas. Just having them all over you... {shudders}

{Flashforward}

{Chef is pouring a large tank of fleas into the tub}

KYUBII: Uuurrgg...

{Kyubii sinks deep into the fleas}

GOPHERS: 3

BASS: 2

KYUBII: {gasps for air} I made it! And now I itch all over! Seriously.

{Cut to Lucas, looking pretty ramshackled, Chris walks by}

CHRIS: You can be released if you like, you just won't pass the challenge...

LUCAS: Naw...j-j-just keep me here.

{Cut to Bruce and Wolf}

BRUCE: Okay...I'm thinking of something grey...

WOLF: Me?

BRUCE: Yes! And I'm thinking of something...deadly.

WOLF: T-t-that dart?

{Wolf notices a dart in the grass}

BRUCE: Yes! And now I'm thinking of something...prized.

WOLF: My...head on Chef's wall?

BRUCE: Nope! My head on Chef's wall! Wait...Chef's after us, right?

WOLF: RUN!

{The two run screaming}

{Cut to Van, still panicking}

{A helicopter comes by}

CHRIS: Okay, Van! You win! Come on up!

{Van climbs up the ladder to the copter}

GOPHERS: 4

BASS: 2

{Cut to Jess, she runs from Chef dressed as a cockroach}

JESS: EEEK! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU GROSS BUG!

{Jess starts pounding Chef, knocking him out}

GOPHERS: 5

BASS: 2

{Chris gives a thumbs up to Jess}

{Cut back to Elyssa}

ELYSSA: Am I DONE yet?!

CHRIS: Hm...I guess.

GOPHERS: 5

BASS: 3

{Cut to Kale, walking a tightrope}

{Flashback}

KALE: I'm scared of tightrope walking.

{Flashforward}

KALE: Almost...got it...

{Kale nearly loses his balance, but he regains it and finishes}

GOPHERS: 6

BASS: 3

{Cut to Tex, who's chained to a metal bed with a blade swinging over him}

{Flashback}

TEX: I've always hated blades and other sharp deadly things.

{Flashforward}

TEX: You're not gonna hurt me, right?

CHRIS: Oh, don't worry. You're insured...

{The blade continues to lower}

TEX: Nnnnggghh...

{The blade hits the metal, right below Tex}

CHRIS: Aaand you're done.

GOPHERS: 6

BASS: 4

{Cut to Lucas, rather crazy}

CHRIS: You've only got two hours left...

LUCAS: LEMME OUT! I WANNA GO HOME!

CHRIS: Your loss... {Unlocks the cage}

{Cut to Geoff on the beach}

{Outhouse Cam: Geoff}

GEOFF: I never got over my fear of hail last Total Drama Island...but I'm prepared...

{Cut back}

CHRIS: Here we go again...

{Chris moves a fake hailcloud toward Geoff. It starts hailing. Geoff pulls out an umbrella}

GEOFF: HA! Not so high and mighty now!

GOPHERS: 6

BASS: 5

{Cut to Megan, a clown walks up to her and honks a horn twice}

MEGAN: Sorry, Chris. Wrong clown. I didn't tell you I got over my fear at 14.

CHRIS: Very clever of you, Megan. Too bad I couldn't find Pennywise.

GOPHERS: 7

BASS: 5

{Cut to Fenri, spazzing out in a plane}

FENRI: LEMME DOWN! I DON'T LIKE THIS!

CHRIS: Dude! We just landed. You're clear.

GOPHERS: 7

BASS: 6

{Cut to Pter in a fenced pen}

PTER: Nice cow...

{The bull charges towards Pter's cape. He lifts it, and the bull moves past it, breaking out of the fence and stampeding over Van}

VAN: Oh, COME ON!

PTER: To-rea-dor.

GOPHERS: 8

BASS: 5

CHRIS: It all come's down to Chef's Safari. If Wolf doesn't chicken out, the Bass will take this challenge!

{Cut to the forest, Wolf and Bruce are hiding in a cave}

WOLF: Ok, if I go out, you have to be a shield for me.

BRUCE: No. If we're going to conquer our fear, we'll have to do it...not together. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

{Bruce runs out}

BRUCE: TAKE ME, CHEF! I'M ALL YOURS! CUT OFF MY HEAD AND MOUNT IT ON YOUR WALL! WEAR MY PELT AS A COAT!

{Chris walks in}

CHRIS: Wow, Bruce. That's real brave...accepting your fate. Well, Wolf? Will you accept your fate too?

WOLF: No! I go my own way. And if my way is cowering, it'll be cowering.

CHRIS: Then if Wolf's still scared, it looks like this goes to the Gophers!

GOPHERS: 9

BASS: 5

{Cut back to the Dock}

CHRIS: Congratulations, Gophers on your excellent victory! Bass. You. Me. Campfire. Tonight.

{Outhouse Cam: Kale}

KALE: Wow...I felt so brave walking that tightrope...Now I remember why that guy fell! He was trying to peel a radish WHILE tightrope walking!

{Outhouse Cam: Fenri}

FENRI: Even if we lost, this was a nice oppurtunity to face our fears...

Part 3: Can't Let You Do That

{Cut to the Campfire}

CHRIS: Campers, you're votes have been cast, and it is time to see who walks the Dock of Shame tonight. Whoever doesn't get a marshmallow, the Boat awaits you. Anyway...the first marshmallow goes to...Geoff.

{Chris tosses a marshmallow to the following}

CHRIS: Ryan.

RYAN: Yes! Ow...

CHRIS: Fenri.

FENRI: Phew.

CHRIS: Elyssa.

CHRIS: Tex.

{Cut to Ashley, who is a bit shaven}

CHRIS: Ashley.

{Tex looks at Ashley and smiles}

CHRIS: Only one marshmallow remains. Whoever gets this is safe from elimination.

{The two left look very nervous}

CHRIS: And...Lucas.

{Lucas gets a marshmallow}

CHRIS: Wolf. Time to head home.

{Wolf walks to the Boat of Losers}

RYAN: Goodbye, Wolf. Nice meeting you.

WOLF: Thanks. You and the rest of the team made me feel less...bad. Well, I gotta go.

{Zoom out to see the boat drive offscreen, followed by a flash of light, and a cry of pain from Wolf}

{Cue Credits}

Fun Facts

  • The final part is a reference to the fact that Wolf is a Super Smash Bros. character. The flash of light and cry of pain is what happens when you get knocked offscreen.
  • Here are some exact terms for the fears that several campers have.
    • Xyrophobia - Fear of razors. (Tex, it was the closest I could find to blades)
    • Apiphobia - Fear of bees. (Tom)
    • Selachophobia - Fear of sharks. (Elyssa)
    • Aviophobia - Fear of flying. (Fenri)
    • Pyrophobia- Fear of fire. (Van, kinda)
    • Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns. (Megan)
    • Taurophobia- Fear of bulls. (Pter)
    • Cleithrophobia - Fear of being enclosed. (Lucas)
    • Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets. (Wolf, kinda, and Bruce, technically if anyone's gonna go hunting these days they'd use a gun, however Wolf's not afraid of missiles that much)