Total Drama Island: Bluefox Productions Edition/10

Part 1: Cooking Mama Campers

{Cut to the dock}

CHRIS: Last time on Total Drama Island...

{flashback to scenes from the previous episode}

CHRIS: Campers participated in the classic sport of deer hunting. However, some were the hunters, and some were the hunted. Van had made a serious mistake thinking a nasty snarling grizzly was a mere boulder, and nearly got himself killed. Fenri had found a little friend, and Lucas and Geoff had quite a fight, leading to them being shot at. However, when Van regained consciousness, he had shot the last remaining Bass...or so he thought. In the end, the Gophers eliminated Van from their team, bringing the Gophers to a two-loss streak.

{Cut back to Chris}

CHRIS: Is there something going on with the Screaming Gophers? Are the Killer Bass tearing themselves AND the other team apart? Well, it's your turn to find out, tonight, on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!

{Cue the opening}

{Cut to the Bass Cabin}

GEOFF: {yawn} Good morning, Killer Bass!

ASHLEY: Geoff...it's early. Hey...has anyone seen Fenri?

RYAN: No. He wasn't at the cabin last night, either.

TEX: This could be serious. Come on!

{Cut to the woods, the Killer Bass walk through}

RYAN: Well...would ya look at that.

{Fenri is asleep on the ground, snoring, with a Bungee Wolf cuddled beside him}

RYAN: Come on, snoozer. Let's go back to the cabin.

FENRI: {muttering} Just five more minutes, doctor...I need to finish this ham...

RYAN: He's talking in his sleep again. Time for plan B.

{Cut to outside the Bass Cabin, the Killer Bass are carrying Fenri}

LUCAS: What's this guy made of?! He's heavy as hell!

RYAN: I'll take the little guy. Don't want him to drown or anything...

{Cut to the Dock, the Bass throw Fenri into the water}

{Fenri pops out of the lake}

FENRI: WAH! AH! I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAAAAKE!

LUCAS: Well, he's up now.

FENRI: Wait...where's Bungee?!

RYAN: Right here, with me. Don't worry.

FENRI: Phew.

{Cut to the Mess Hall}

CHRIS: Campers! Today's challenge will test your culinary skills! Cook a three-course meal for moi, and I'll see who's is better! Supplies came in this morning, so get rolling!

{Cut to the Beach, there is a food truck, driven by a dolphin, full of various food items.}

CHRIS: You will each have a head chef, who would most likely be your team captain.

GEOFF: I was head chef last time, and we won!

LUCAS: My dad owns a pizza place! I could just make a pizza. I think I should be head chef!

TEX: And that's when we'd lose.

LUCAS: WHAT?!

TEX: Face it, bro. You don't have the skill.

LUCAS: Well, you couldn't be head chef either, shortstop!

ELYSSA: That does it. I'm not working with either of you!

LUCAS: Oh, COME ON! Elyssa...

TEX: Who's single now, bro?

LUCAS: YOU LITTLE...

{Lucas and Tex start fighting}

GEOFF: Ignorning that...Ryan, what about you?

RYAN: I could make a salad. I'm a ninja when it comes to chopping greens.

GEOFF: Awesome! What about you, Fenri?

FENRI: I...I've never cooked...

GEOFF: Ooh...that could be bad...

FENRI: I guess I'm just a deadweight here...

RYAN: No, man. Wait...how about Lucas and I, when he stops fighting, could make that pizza, and Fenri could chop the stuff for the salad! He's got claws like knives, man!

GEOFF: And I'll make sure he's doing okay. After all, it's his first time.

RYAN: I have an idea! We could do a fruit and veggie theme, for the first meal, Fenri's salad. Then the pizza, topped with peppers and stuff, and then a fruit salad for the dessert!

GEOFF: That sounds awesome! Let's rock!

TOM: Alright. Time for some Gopher dialouge!

CHRIS: Dude, stop breaking the fourth wall.

TOM: Sorry.

KALE: You should be head chef, Tom.

TOM: Me? Well...I have had screw-ups, like with my friend, Courtney...

FOXX: Anyway, Tom should be head chef. All in favor?

SCREAMING GOPHERS: Aye!

FOXX: All oppose? The "ayes" have it! Now...what to do...

PTER: Wow, look who's excited to cook...

FOXX: Well, I was originally built to help with household crap, until I was equipped with mass weaponry...

BRUCE: Ooh! Like Mega Man?

FOXX: Kiiiiiiiinda.

JESS: I know! We should do...some kind of international theme.

TOM: Well, I'm half Italian, so...maybe I could do a pasta or a pizza...

PTER: Do we even have to have a theme?

MEGAN: I heard nothing against that. Anyway...good luck Tom... {hugs Tom}

TOM: Don't worry...I know what I'm doing...I hope.

JESS: Urgh...

TOM: Okay, I'll leave Pter and Foxx in charge of coming up with an appetizer. Kale and Bruce will handle dessert, and Megan and Jess, you do the main course. Okay, people, let's gather our food and go.

{The Gophers start to walk towards the Mess Hall}

JESS: What was that just before?

MEGAN: What?

JESS: Were you canoodling with my man?

MEGAN: I just hugged him...

JESS: Look here, Princess Zelda. Tom is MINE.

ASHLEY: {offscreen} Hey!

{Cut to a shot of the Killer Bass watching Jess and Megan}

ASHLEY: We're already ready! So stop your catfight, because we want a challenge!

{Cut to the Mess Hall. Cut to the Killer Bass working on their meal}

GEOFF: How goes the salad, Fen-meister?

FENRI: The greens are in, and I'm slicing the feta.

GEOFF: Okay! Just try not to slice anyone or the cutting table.

FENRI: Hey, can you keep Bungee safe for me? I don't want him getting diced, fried, boiled, or baked or anything.

GEOFF: I...uh...

{Flashback to scenes of Episode 11 of Total Drama Island; DJ entrusting Geoff in taking care of Bunny, Bunny hopping away, Bunny getting eaten by the snake}

GEOFF: Okay... {Geoff takes Bungee} I hope this doesn't end up like last time...

FENRI: Last time?

GEOFF: You see, last TDI, I had a friend of mine, who had taken the cutest little bunny under his wing, and he asked me to watch it during one challenge. I got careless and the little guy hopped away, and ended up getting eaten by a snake...

FENRI: Must've been heartbroken, right...

GEOFF: Both of us.

FENRI: Well, if you're nervous, I can hold on to him for myself.

GEOFF: Thanks, man. Makes me feel a lot better.

{Cut to Lucas and Tex working on the pizza}

LUCAS: Tex, that's too much sauce.

TEX: How would you know?

LUCAS: I was the one dad wanted to help with the pizza plaze.

TEX: Well, you're using too much cheese!

LUCAS: I haven't even put the cheese on, dumbass. Now get me the grater.

TEX: You have legs! You get it yourself!

{Elyssa moans and hands Lucas a cheese grater}

LUCAS: Why thank you, sweet.

ELYSSA: Don't talk.

LUCAS: Sheesh. {starts grading cheese}

ASHLEY: You got that potpourri of fruits I asked for? We want to really impress the guy.

ELYSSA: Yup. The basics, plus things like kumquats, pomegranates, papayas. That's good, right?

ASHLEY: Seems pretty good.

RYAN: Fenri, if you'd like, I could hold on to Bungee for ya.

FENRI: Really? Thanks!

GEOFF: Hm...lookin' good, Fenri! That seems like a really nice salad!

FENRI: ...Thanks, Geoff. You made this first time really easy for me. {hugs Geoff}

GEOFF: URGH! Fenri...crushing...body...

{Cut to the Gophers}

TOM: Okay, so what you got to suprise me?

PTER: Well, Foxx and I had found a bag of frozen shrimp while there, and we've got ourselves a nice cocktail. For the sauce, Foxx had the great idea of mixing tomatoes, peppers, and cheese. It sounds odd, but you should try it.

{Tom tastes the sauce}

TOM: Not bad. Maybe you were built with a sense of taste. Kale? Bruce? What you got here?

KALE: I managed to find some ingredients for s'mores and Bruce and I came up with a cool smoothie idea. However, it wasn't easy with the mixer.

TOM: S'more puree. Sounds good to me. And finally...you two...

JESS: I boiled pasta!

MEGAN: And I made sauce!

BOTH: And we both made this spaghetti!

JESS: I did better on the pasta!

MEGAN: But Tom likes the sauce better!

TOM: BOTH OF YOU! This is for CHRIS. Not ME. So stop fighting over me! Even if I did like one of you I wouldn't stand this senseless fighting! We're trying to WIN here.

BOTH: I know you like me most! No, he likes me! You, shut up!

TOM: Let's just stop and present the goddamn food.

FOXX: Girls. This is why I don't date.

Part 2: Hell's Mess Hall

{Cut to the Mess Hall, Chris awaits the food}

CHRIS: Okay! It's time for the campers to present their dishes! Why not let the Gophers go first?

TOM: I'm sure you will enjoy it.

{Cut to the Gopher's kitchen area, a mysterious person starts sprinkling white powder on the spaghetti}

TOM: Okay. Pter, Foxx...bring on the starter.

{Pter and Foxx bring out the shrimp cocktail}

CHRIS: A shrimp cocktail...simple...yet satisfying. {dips the shrimp in the sauce and eats it} What is in this sauce? It's great! I give it 9 points out of 10!

PTER: Nice idea, man. {Pats Foxx on the back}

TOM: And now...the main course. Your dinner is served.

{Chris takes a bite of the spaghetti, and starts to gag and cough}

CHRIS: This is the saltiest thing I've ever had! Why does spaghetti have salt on it, anyway?!

JESS: I swear! I didn't put salt on it at all! I only boiled the pasta! Wait...MEGAN.

CHRIS: Can I get something to actually balance the taste?!

{Kale and Bruce hurry with the smoothie, Chris drinks it}

CHRIS: Ah...With the exception of the salt, I'd say you Gophers are full of interesting ideas! 10 points for this, and a total of twenty!

TOM: Okay, who's bright idea was this?!

JESS: I did nothing! It was Megan who over-salted the sauce!

MEGAN: What hit you in the head?! I did nothing!

{Outhouse Cam: Megan}

MEGAN: Okay, so it was me. I sabotaged the meal in hopes of getting Tom to hate Jess. Well, looks like it worked...I hope...

{Cut back}

CHRIS: Now let's see what the Bass have.

{Geoff presents the salad. Bungee is sitting on the bowl}

CHRIS: What's this? {picks up Bungee} An after dinner pet? He's cute, but it's the food that really counts here.

FENRI: Hehe...he's mine. Bungee's always being silly. Anyway, he just wants you to know that the salad's good!

CHRIS: Hm...it looks nicely cut. {eats} For a salad with no dressing, this is a nice mix. I'll give it...eight points.

GEOFF: For a first timer, man, you ROCK! {high-fives Fenri}

CHRIS: Now...what's next? {Geoff brings out the pizza} A pizza. Looks overcheesed...

{Tex smirks at Lucas}

CHRIS: But then again, there could be a little less sauce, too.

{Lucas smirks right back}

CHRIS: Anyway...bottoms up. {Chris eats the pizza slice} Hm...not bad. 8 points again. This is it. The defining moment...

{Elyssa brings out the fruit salad}

CHRIS: Hm... {Chris eats the fruit salad} It's like a bunch of fruits are having a disco party in my mouth! This dish deserves a perfect 10! The Bass win!

{The Killer Bass all cheer}

CHRIS: Which means the Gophers have someone to vote off! Place ya bets!

TOM: GAH! This is your fault, Megan!

JESS: HAH!

TOM: It's just as much as your fault, Jess!

MEGAN: So prove it to us, Tom. Who do you love more?

TOM: Love? This was about love?! We lost a challenge because I had two girls fighting over me?!? I'm flattered, but I'm thinking I shouldn't have a thing for either of you! {walks away}

Part 3: Tri-Forced to Leave

{Cut to the Campfire}

CHRIS: Campers, your votes are in. Whichever of you does not recieve a marshmallow, well...follow the Dock of Shame...to the Boat of Losers, and don't come back. Ever. Our first recipient is...Kale.

{Kale is given a marshmallow}

CHRIS: Bruce.

{Bruce is given a marshmallow}

CHRIS: Foxx.

{Foxx is given a marshmallow}

CHRIS: Pter.

{Pter is given a marshmallow}

CHRIS: And...Tom.

{Tom is given a marshmallow, and sighs of relief}

{One marshmallow left! :O}

CHRIS: One of you girls are going home. And the lucky marshmallow goes to...

{Jess and Megan look at Tom. Tom shakes his head, and the two turn back}

CHRIS: Jess.

{Jess is given a marshmallow, she turns around and hugs Tom}

JESS: I knew you loved me more!

TOM: I didn't vote for any of you. In fact, I actually chose myself to see if you two would calm down if I left.

MEGAN: Okay, so I deserved this. I oversalted the meal, and waited for Jess to take the plunge so that I may be with my dear Tom!

TOM: Just go already!

{Cut to Megan on the Boat of Losers}

MEGAN: I know you want me, Tom! I know you'll regret this!

{The Boat sails away}

JESS: So...

TOM: Jess...I just need some alone time...

{Tom walks off. Fade out to black}

{Cue credits}

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