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The Wizard's Dungeon/Start!/monsters
ZAPPO: Now meet the ferocious beasts you must slay! Like...the GLOBATROLL!
CHWOKA: Aw, he looks sad...or stupid...
SKULLB: He looks like dead meat to me!
{A globatroll wails, and Chwoka clutches his ear, then falls down}
SKULLB: I'm a robot! I fear no wails!
{SkullB takes out his mace and kills the globatroll.}
SKULLB: Ohhh, yeah! One down! What next, Zappo?
ZAPPO: An orchestra of Globatrolls!
{Thousands of Globatrolls appear, and begin moaning. Chwoka explodes.}
{Lemon poofs in}
LEMON: O HAI THAR
SKULLB: No time for this! Chwoka just exploded!
{Vindicator walks past the Globatroll}
VINDICATOR: Fatty.
{SkullB takes out his mace again and kills them all in one fell swoop.}
SKULLB: Take that!
{Chwoka comes back to life}
ZAPPO: Fair enough, easy kills.But now you must face a PROFESSORBLAG!
LEMON: That sounds like a rejected DnD character.
SKULLB: Come on, Zappo! Is that the best you can do?
LEMON: That thing is ugly.
ZAPPO: They're worse than they look!
{The professorblag throws a potion at SkullB, which singes him. SkullB dies.}
SKULLB: {as a ghost} Kill him, Lemon! Avenge meeee!
{Lemon takes SkullB's mace and eats it. He can now shoot out mace out! And of coarse he shoots it out at the Blag guys}
ZAPPO: You killed him! You killed an actual professor! Oh, man! You're good, you little punk... But try and best my FIRE IMPS!
{SkullB comes back to life.}
SKULLB: I'm sure dousing him with water would work!
LEMON: I was supposed to be Mr. Fire! Whatever, I'm learning water spells!
{Lemon shoots water at the Fireimp; yet misses}
CHWOKA: He looks so happy! Let's not kill him. He can be our pet!
{Lemon tries again and hits it, making it into a big, black, ball}
{The imp now simply walks around a bit woozy.}
CHWOKA: you just set a regular imp on fire!? How lazy can you get!?
SKULLB: We must keep him!
ZAPPO: Grrr! Why can't I best you? No matter...
LEMON: Just wait till I unleash my ultimate move. It'll pwn everything! But I'm not ready....
ZAPPO: prepare to meet...GECKOBANNANA! A ROOM FULL OF THEM!
LEMON: {trying to hold in laughs} Geckobannana?
{OOC: Someone control me, going into shower}
SKULLB: That's it? Geckobananas? Please, I could kill these things in my sleep!
{SkullB takes out his sword and chops one of them in half.}
ZAPPO: So you can kill one... HOW ABOUT ONE HUNDRED?
{Lemon laughs and sets fire to the whole crowd of Geckobananas.}
ZAPPO: ... Come on! Looks like it's time to introduce my secret weapon... the GLOBATROLL!
SKULLB: ... That's just a Globatroll.
ZAPPO: No! It's clearly different!
{OOC: Goodnight, guys. Gotta get some sleep 'round here.}
{OOC: Back. What I miss?}
RAIKU: Raggonix, throw a bomb at him!
RAGGONIX: Got it, Comrade! {Raggonix throws a huge bomb at the Globatroll destroying it}
ZAPPO: What? There's more of you? Grrr...
LEMON: YOU CAN NEVER STOP US.
ZAPPO: Well! Never mind that! Let me just conjure up another enemy...
LEMON: Heh, whats it named? Lorgrots?
ZAPPO: No! The GLOBETROTTAH!
SKULLB: So you painted this one like a basketball and put it on stilts?
ZAPPO: Yes!
LEMON: Zappo, can you get any more unoriginal?
VINDICATOR: {begins whistling}
LEMON: Stop making useless cameos. And how did you get here?
VINDICATOR: F10.
LEMON: I just clicked that button on my keyboard. It just selected that "Files" thing on the top of my screen.
{The Globetrotter impales Lemon, killing him.}
'LEMON: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE {spirit washes away}
{Badstar appears out of nowhere and slices the stilts in half then while the Globetrotter is falling he stabs the whole sword through him.}
BADSTAR: YOU JUST GOT... THUNDERSTRUCK!!!!!!
VINDICATOR: Well when I press F10-
{Vindicator disappears, a turning hourglass appears in his place and Vindicator reappears}
VINDICATOR: I leave the world for a short time then reappear. If I choose to come back, per se.
CHWOKA: did you run out of magic points or soemthing?
{Chwoka trips the G;lobetrotter, who falls with a splat.}
ZAPPO: No! I've been keeping them in reserve for the final creature...
ZAPPO: THE FEARSOME MS. KITE!
MS. KITE: {purrs}
VINDICATOR: YOU'RE FAT!
{Lemon somehow comes to life}
LEMON: A KITE?
{Ms. Kite burns Lemon and Vindicator with a single breath. They both crumble into ashes}
VINDICATOR: Oh no she didn't.
{Lemon comes to life.}
LEMON: HEY IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRE BREATHER. NOW LETS FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE
{Lemon throws fire at Ms. Kite. Vindicator somehow throws a bucket of water at Ms. Kite.}
{Ms. Kite, being several factors taller than anyone, is barely singed.}
BADSTAR: Great... ETHER!!! {Attacks Ms. Kite with Ike's final smash}
{Ms. Kite dies}
CHWOKA: hey look a door
ZAPPO: It's locked! You have to find the key!
RAIKU: {picks up something sparkly from the ground. its the key.} Found it.
ZAPPO: That's the fake one! The real one is in the maze!
{The trio run in with the key and open the door.}
ZAPPO: No! You fiends!
