(even if you aren't vegan)
The Wizard's Dungeon/Start!
ZAPPO: Ha ha! I have trapped you in this dungeon!
CHWOKA: You fiend!
SKULLB: That's not cool at all!
ZAPPO: The best part of this is that you're trapped... unless you solve my maniacal puzzles!
SKULLB: Fine! We will!
{Chwoka flies up into the air, but hits an invisible ceiling}
ZAPPO: Hah! You think I wouldn't fit this place with invisible walls?
SKULLB: You're crafty, Zappo. Veeeeery crafty.
CHWOKA: I can still see over the wall! I can see the exit!
SKULLB: Yes! But how...
CHWOKA: I don't know!
ZAPPO: Hahaha! You'll never get past my traps--not even if you find the gear to open the door in front of you!
SKULLB: Of course! Why didn't I think of that?
{Chwoka turns a crank, which rotates the gear, but it won't work.}
CHWOKA: It has a missing tooth!
{SkullB runs down another hallway, looking for the missing tooth.}
SKULLB: Holy criminy! A pit of alligators and sharks!
{Chwoka dives in, and punches the alligator out. Then he uses the alligator to beat the shark up, stiffens them both out, and sets them up as a bridge.}
SKULLB: Good thinking! And hey! We found the missing tooth!
{SkullB picks up the missing tooth and inserts it into the crank.}
SKULLB: Let's go!
{Chwoka turns the shaft.}
{Chwoka runs through the door}
{Chwoka runs right back in,}
CHWOKA: Key, key, key, gotta find the key.
RAIKU: I can't find it.
LEMON: I think I see it! Up on that cliff!
{Chwoka looks up}
CHWOKA: but how do we get there!?
RAIKU: Lemon, use those lizard legs!
{Lemon runs up on his suction cup legs and trips}
RAIKU: TELEKINEIS! {Pulls the key to them. It falls into the maze.}
LEMON: Ah, cruddlesticks.
RAIKU: Lets go and get it!
{They run around in the maze.}
RAIKU: Found it!
LEMON: Now let's go to Mappo! Or Zappo or whatever!