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ZAPPO: Ha ha! I have trapped you in this dungeon!

CHWOKA: You fiend!

SKULLB: That's not cool at all!

ZAPPO: The best part of this is that you're trapped... unless you solve my maniacal puzzles!

SKULLB: Fine! We will!

{Chwoka flies up into the air, but hits an invisible ceiling}

ZAPPO: Hah! You think I wouldn't fit this place with invisible walls?

SKULLB: You're crafty, Zappo. Veeeeery crafty.

CHWOKA: I can still see over the wall! I can see the exit!

SKULLB: Yes! But how...

CHWOKA: I don't know!

ZAPPO: Hahaha! You'll never get past my traps--not even if you find the gear to open the door in front of you!

SKULLB: Of course! Why didn't I think of that?

{Chwoka turns a crank, which rotates the gear, but it won't work.}

CHWOKA: It has a missing tooth!

{SkullB runs down another hallway, looking for the missing tooth.}

SKULLB: Holy criminy! A pit of alligators and sharks!

{Chwoka dives in, and punches the alligator out. Then he uses the alligator to beat the shark up, stiffens them both out, and sets them up as a bridge.}

SKULLB: Good thinking! And hey! We found the missing tooth!

{SkullB picks up the missing tooth and inserts it into the crank.}

SKULLB: Let's go!

{Chwoka turns the shaft.}

{Chwoka runs through the door}

{Chwoka runs right back in,}

CHWOKA: Key, key, key, gotta find the key.

RAIKU: I can't find it.

LEMON: I think I see it! Up on that cliff!

{Chwoka looks up}

CHWOKA: but how do we get there!?

RAIKU: Lemon, use those lizard legs!

{Lemon runs up on his suction cup legs and trips}

RAIKU: TELEKINEIS! {Pulls the key to them. It falls into the maze.}

LEMON: Ah, cruddlesticks.

RAIKU: Lets go and get it!

{They run around in the maze.}

RAIKU: Found it!

LEMON: Now let's go to Mappo! Or Zappo or whatever!