(even if you aren't vegan)
The Wiki User Wiki Roast of
Because we like making fun of people and the things they do.
I was watching Bob Saget's roast a few nights ago, and it dawned on me:Why can't Wiki Users roast each other? We can use slightly fouler language than our father Wiki, and we've got plenty of people who deserve a laugh, this is why I've devised this in the most devilish of ways.
- WE ROAST WHOEVER WE PLEASE. The person we roast will be given the heads-up from the roast master(see below) that he is cordially invited to sit in a chair an watch in agony as we do nothing but pretend to insult THEm only to make him/HER laugh.
- THE PERSON BEING ROATTED GETS TO ROAST THE ROASTERS AT THE END. Man that was a mouthful.
- YOU NEED TO SIGN UP FOR A ROAST TO ROAST. Duh.
- IF YOU'D LIKE BE A ROASTMASTER, YOU'D NEED TO SELECT A USER TO ROAST AND POST ON THE TALK PAGE THAT YOU'D LIKE TO ROAST HIM/her. The roastmaster gets first honors at taking the user down a peg.
- THE FIRST SLOT IS ALWAYS THE ROSATMASTER. Duh. Again.
- YOU NEED TO KEEP UP TO CURRENT EVENTS WITH THE PEOPLE IN THE ROAST. When the list is full, you'll need to write 12 things, an entrance line, 10 funny/crude jokes, and a line to go out.
- ABOUT THE 10 THINGS: You can either write them about the roasters or the roastee(the person we're roasting), so you could make fun of 5 roasters and say 5 things that make fun of the roastee.
- GOT IT? Good.