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The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP5
{open: a black screen}
JAM: Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu Chu, (Previously on the Stupid Dumbass Stupid Show,)
OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Keith Pom, you are under arrest for messed-up looking animal abu- What in blazes happened to the damn jail?!
LEO: No, it isn't KP! It's....
{KP reveals to be SKP}'
SKP: Shadow Keith Pom!
SG: You?! How'd YOU get here?!
SKP: Disguise. Duh.
{Now...}
SG: No, how'd you get to Earth? You know getting shadows here is very complicated!
OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Uh, what about the jail?
SKP: I went through the jail toilet, which sewer water mixed with shadow causes an nuclear explosion.
CG: What about ol' mummyface?
SKP: Yeah, I don't know who dat is.
CG: Well kiddies, you know what that means! Time for a flashback! Shadowpher, do the honors.
SG: {waves hand so we do a wavy flashback.}
{Cut to Crypto, sitting in a padded cell.}
CG: Oh, so this is how they treat me, after all we did for them! Well, when I get {the wall cracks open and the room shakes} Yes! Vid came through! {Runs into opening, into a room containing a man in a white suit and black fedora, polishing a shotgun} Well howdy thar stranger.
STRANGER: Hmm... Yes, just call me that. {turns around, to reveal his face is bandaged up (like a mummy) with two holes for his eyes, which are covered by red tinted sunglasses.} You bustin' out?
SKP: Oh, he's the fourth wall police, tracking you down.
SG: ... ... ... Whatever.
SKP: Anyways, I came back to invite Shadowpher back to Shadow Dimension, but I also played jokes.
{manical laughter}
SG: How the hell do you plan to do that? Me and Crypto've tried, but it seems impossible.
SKP: You gotta click you heels and say "I belevive in Shadow-going-backness".
SG: What.
CG: Very what.
SKP: Wanna go back, or not?
SG: Will I have to work for {shudders} him again?
SKP: No, NPS will let you work for me and you're my favorite.
SG: He'd better not double-cross me again, though. But, I'll take you up on your offer, for now.
OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Uh, seriously, what the hell happened to my jail?!
SKP: Shut up and just be happy you wern't in there at THE DAMN TIME!
SG: Well? I want to see if NPS has completely ruined everything yet.
SKP: Fine. Do it.
SG: ... Vid, turn off the camera
VID Okay.
SG: ... I'm serious, idgit.
VID: {Stifling laughter} Okay. {Pushes a button on the camera.}
SG: {Glaring; clicks heels} I belevive in Shadow-going back-ness.
{The whole gang teleports to Shadow dimension. all but SKP fall on ground}
VID: Hey, how'd we all end up here?!
SKP: Everyone in a range of ten feet go with the person that did it.
OFFICER BRIMBLESKI: Er, y'all are under arrest for kidnapping an off-
SG: Oh, do be quiet. {waves hand; Brimbleski is muted} Well, where's ol' ugly?
NPS: Over here, you stupid waste of space. Now, shut up or you'll be my guard again. Your job with SKP is........caddy.
SG: ...Fine.
ZOE: What about us?
NPS: Oh, yea. SKP, take them home.
VID: {whispering} I thought you said this was impossible!
CG: {whispering back} I did I did I did.
{SKP does the thing with everyone but SG and NPS in range of ten feet}
{cut to the Yates}
ZOE: ...How long do you think Shadow'll last 'til he whacks SKP over the head with a golf club?
CG: About... the front nine.
KP: Hey, guys.
{end toon]