The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP3

Transcript

{Open: a black screen}

CG: Previously on The Awesome Me Awesome Show,

{The gang is standing in front of the renovated motel.}

ZOE: Now, about my payment...

CG: Here's a hobo. {throws Hammaker to Zoe}

ZOE: Ew no.

{Suddenly, a large white limo drives up. A very rich-looking person comes out.}

???? ?????: Hello, peoples. I think I can help.

{Now...}'

VID: Who the hell are you?

???? ?????: The name's Naire. Bill Naire.

VID: The billionaire?

BILL NAIRE: A-yup

PIXEL: Why in the name of Allan Alcorn are you here?

NAIRE: Business is dropping, my friends. So, I want to put commercials on your show.

VID: What show? Are there hidden camer- {freeze frame}

NARRATOR: And now a word from our sponsors. Is your business failing? Need a loan? Well, Nairetional banks can help you out! We also do tax lowerings, land rental, and bomb shelters. Happy business!

VID: -as everwhere?! {looks around}

NAIRE: Yes, just like that. Now I just need y'all to sign this 'ere contract... {holds up a piece of paper}

CG: There can't possibly be any scamming going on, so okay. {signs}

ZOE: ... You idiot.

NAIRE: Yes, now that the deal is finalized, um... This episode ain't goin' far is it?

CG: Nerp itaint.

NAIRE: Nerp itaint?

CG: Nerp itaint.

NAIRE: Nerp... itaint.

CG: NERP ITAINT.

{Zoe clubs CG upside the head}

ZOE: ... Nevermind my brother, sir. Umm... what now?

CG: 2PART EPISODE 2PART EPISODE

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{open: the Yates Arcade. Crypto, Zoe, Shadow, and Vid are playing Brawl. CG is Meta Knight, Zoe is Samus, SG is Dark Toon Link, and Vid is Snake. A Smash Ball floats overhead, which Vid breaks. Using the grenade launcher, he knocks everyone off the stage and wins}

CG: ... {he pulls out a grenade launcher, which he points at Vid.}

VID: Aw, damn. {runs out of the room}

CG: {wellface}

ZOE: I like that it's called Tard on some places...

SG: {snickers}

CG: Three, two, uno. {the room explodes. cue opening theme. Afterwards, CG is seen with multiple people and the cast}

PEOPLE and CG: Boomdeyada, Bommdeyada, Boomdeyada, Bomdeyada

ZOE: What? This is your idea of a two-part episode? What the hell is wrong with you?

L.U.S.C.A.-4 EXCLAMATION: SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADNESS!

CG: Madness? THIS IS... oh wait.

JAM: THIS IS STUPID! {rams CG into a previously-unseen pit}

ALL except CG: Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomd {freeze frame}

ANNOUNCER: And now a word from our sponsors. Have a bad singing voice? Well, fix it now with Naire Microphones! It'll make you the billboard. Yes. You'll actually BE the billboard. Yay. Uh, back to the progrum.

ALL but CG: eyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada {fade into credits}