The Super Cryptogamer Super Show!/EP10

{Open:Crypto is in the lab from last episode, crouched over a robot, welding things and using a wrench here and there. Finally, he flips a switch connected to a module which is in turn connecting to the robot.}

CG: Heh... bet he never thought I'd try this...

ROBOT: Four... Two... One...

CG: Yes? Yes?

{Suddenly, the robot grabs CG's neck}

ROBOT: YOU SHALL DIE TODAY, YOU TREACHEROUS FOOL!

CG: Yeah.... nerp itaint. {CG reaches into his coat, from which he draws a black-green-and-yellow pistol, which he fires at the android clutching him, which in turn releases its grip and stumbles, backward, over a fence into a pit}

CG: Bye bye!

{Cue theme. Afterward, we see a pitch black place. Yellow eyes open and gather around one spot, then move offscreen. Cut to CG, playing Pong with Vid}

VID: Dammit kid!

CG: Muhahaha.

ZOE: {walking in} Okay, who took my-

CG: Well, Vid, I'mma go over to BB's. {glances at Zoe; runs offscreen}

{Cut: Bisonco General Store. Billy Bison is sitting at the register, looking bored. Tommy is sweeping the floor. Crypto walks in.}

CG: Hey, guys!

BILLY: Hey, it's Crypto! We ain't got any more claw hammers, so...

CG: What? Nah, I finished that diorama. Uh, got my... "shipment" in?

BILLY: Oh, that, yeah. George! Go get the packagae out back, will ya? {Pause. After a few minutes George stumbles in, dragging a crate twice as tall as Crypto behind him.}

GEORGE: There's yer stinkin' crate...now go *censored* off...

CG: Danke, short angry person.

{George gives CG the bird, the walks away. Cut to later, at the hotel. CG, Vid, and Jam are watching Avatar}

CG: Oh boohoo, your tree was destroyed. Quit cryin' about it as if you're in some kinda b-movie, Smurfette!

VID: As if they're in some kinda b-movie?

CG: Oh, m'bad.

JAM: ... Chu chu chu chu chu chu. (Meh. The whole movie was simply showing what they can do with fancy computers and such. Once it's in 2D there's nothing left but a horrid plot. Oh well. At least Cameron had the foresight to remove some of the worse parts. I'mma play some Ping-Pong.) {Jam leaves toward the right}

CG: Damn, Vid, this is really just filler with only a tad of forshadowing towards future episodes.

VID: At least we got to riff on a movie.

CG: Yeah but-

VID: Quiet you. {A ringtone is heard. CG takes out his phone}

CG: Oh, it's just that screwball we got for a mayor. Let's ignore his existence.

VID: Gladly! {cut to a dark forest. A squirrel is eating a nut. Loud stomping sounds are heard, which scare the squirrel away. A pair of glowing green orbs appear, located on the apparent head of a hulking, monstrous figure.}

HULKING, MONSTROUS FIGURE: FOUR TWENTY ONE... IT'S TIME TO PLAY, FOUR TWENTY ONE...

{End}