The RemolayRemadin Projects/The Beginning

The adventure starts in a rather stupid way.

Transcript

{black screen with the words "It's time"}

REMOLAY: {offscreen} Time? Time for what?

{Words transition to "To face your destiny."}

REMOLAY: {offscreen} Not that I could care less, but what destiny?

{Words transition to "The destined destiny."}

REMOLAY: {offscreen} Great, that's helpful... Yeah, I'm out of here.

{Words transition to "Remolay, wait! I need to tell you..." before fading to white. Cut to Remolay's bedroom. Remolay wakes up}

REMOLAY: Well, that was clichéd, I think.

{Remolay gets dressed, grabs a lit candle, walks outside, trips on a rope and drops the candle on the rope}

REMOLAY: {frustrated} Who's bright idea was it to connect the buildings with rope!?

{Remolay watches as every building catches fire and backs slowly away from the wreckage of his village}

REMADIN: And just where do you think you're going?

REMOLAY: [surprised} I'm... uh... Going to work?

REMADIN: You worked in the village.

REMOLAY: Fine... I'm running away from this mess. Maybe find another village. Word doesn't travel fast about these things, does it?

REMADIN: I don't have a clue. Besides, you wont be able to run away from it anyway.

REMOLAY: And why is that, O Desgrace to Drow?

REMADIN: Because I'm coming with you, and will constantly remind you about it.

REMOLAY: {dejected} Great, maybe I could ditch you in the forest along the way. {mumbles} That damn rope, who thought of that anyway.

REMADIN: That was me.

REMOLAY: I always knew you were an idiot. What was that for anyway?

REMADIN: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

REMOLAY: We better get out of here. Talking to only you is giving me a headache. Stop talking before this upgrades to an aneurysm

{Remolay and Remadin take the path towards the forest. Cut to the other side of the forest, where two mysterious figures are talking}

???: You told Remolay about his job right?

...: I tried, but he broke the dream spell!

???: Is that even possible?

...: Obviously it must be. Did you get to tell Remadin his task?

???: Yep, blindly follow Remolay around until he betrays him.

...: {angrily} You idiot! You were supposed to tell him to stay the hell away from Remolay!

???: Well it's too late now, It can only be used on a person once.

...: I can use it on him. It can only be used on a person once by that person remember.

{Remolay and Remadin walk out of the forest}

...: Crap! They're here already!

REMADIN: Who's here already?

REMOLAY: Who the hell are you?

???: I am known only as Elipses.

...: And I'm Tri Q. Marks.

REMADIN: And on the who's here already?

TRI: I'm schizophrenic. I hear voices in my head, they just came back.

ELIPSES: We finally thought we got rid of them after three years of therapy.

REMOLAY: That's... depressing. {eagerly} Want me to see if I can kill the voices?

{Remolay begins to unsheathe one of his swords}

TRI: Please, don't. Compared to a sword in my brain the voices are pleasant.

REMOLAY: Even more reason to try it.

REMADIN/ELIPSES: {simultaneously} Okay, I think it's time for us to go!

{Remadin and Elipses grab Remolay and Tri, respectively, and run off in diverging directions}

REMADIN: You idiot! Do you want to kill everyone we meet?

REMOLAY: Yes, but you really make it hard.

{cut to Tri and Elipses a few miles away}

ELIPSES: On second thought, maybe we should keep them together. It's much safer for us.

TRI: Or we could avoid them, you know.

ELIPSES: Which we are unable to do, we have to keep them on the right path.

{Elipses and Tri stand in silence for a minute}

ELIPSES: Dammit...

{Fade to black. Words "The Beginning Ends" appear on screen}