The RemolayRemadin Projects/Ogre Battle

Transcript

{open on a peaceful field, pan left to reveal Remolay and Remadin standing outside a burning village}

REMADIN: {Yelling} Seriously! This is the second one this month!

REMOLAY: What are you complaining about? At least you had nothing to do with this one.

ELIPSES: {Voiceover} In order to understand that we must take you back through time.

TRI: {Voiceover} You know, right after Remolay tried to kill the voices in my head with a sword.

{cut to the path outside of the forest, Tri and Elipses run toward Remolay and Remadin, who are walking away}

ELIPSES: Wait!

{Remadin stops, Remolay keeps moving. Remadin throws up a barrier that Remolay crashes into}

REMOLAY: {recovering} You have 2 minutes to explain what the hell it is you want.

TRI: We think there might be... Wait, What?

REMADIN: That's how long it take for the effects to wear off.

ELIPSES: {confused} You guys make no sense.

TRI: As I was saying, we think there might be something for you in that village over there. Maybe a quest of some sort, People in distress.

{nothing happens}

REMADIN: Um... What village.

TRI: Oh, sorry. That one.

{Tri points to the left. Camera zooms out to reveal a small village.}

REMOLAY: Yeah... No way.

REMADIN: {overlapping} Alright.

REMOLAY: Dammit Remadin!

(Remadin runs towards the village. Remolay follows soon after. They stop in front of a obese old man around 700 years old.}"'

WALLACE: Greetings to you travelocitors, I am known as "The Greeter" Wallace Mart.

REMOLAY: I am Remolay Daellf ,"The One Who Never Wanted To Know Your Name", and this thing with me is my brother Remadin, "The Unimportant".

REMADIN: {angry} Why I oughta! {calms down} No, Remadin, remember the exercises.

REMOLAY: No, no, Hit me. You might be interesting for a change.

WALLACE: Oy! Weirdos! Are you prepared to listen to the story of our troublefications or should I just leave you to your bickererations.

REMOLAY: I'll take option three.

{Remolay pulls out one sword. Wallace begins to back up. Remadin puts up another barrier and Remolay falls over}

REMOLAY: I hate this thing...

REMADIN: Tell us of your troublefications.

WALLACE: It all bestarted 507 year ago...

{screen starts to do a wavy fade to a flashback of the founding of The Village}

REMOLAY: I'm already bored.

REMADIN: Hush, you.

WALLACE: This village was founded on a land that was simplifically a field. There was some good farmeration land around, so we settled.

REMOLAY: Why, Why do you speak like that?

{Page turn fade to a single ogre smashing a roof in}

WALLACE: About a year later, a terrible beast came from a cave directly north from here. It has been terrificating our village people ever since, although somehow they are managifying at stayin' alive.

REMOLAY: {eager} Do you want us to kill the beast? Please tell me you want us to kill the beast.

WALLACE: Yes.

{Cut to the village scene}

REMOLAY: Okay, I'm out of here then!

{Remolay runs north}

REMADIN: {chasing Remolay} Wait! He's not telling the... Oh what difference does it make. He needs this one anyway.

{Cut to inside of a cave, Remolay walks through with a torch humming the Indiana Jones theme. Remadin walks behind with a confused look on his face.}

REMADIN: What the hell are you singing?

REMOLAY: {stops} I haven't a clue! Who cares? {starts humming again}

OGRE: {Offscreen} I kinda care

{pan out to reveal a giant beast with blond hair}

REMOLAY: I've been waiting to find you all day, ugly.

{Remolay pulls out both swords and jumps at the ogre. The swords stab him in the hand. Ogre slams Remolay to the ground}

REMOLAY: {in major pain} Son of a...

OGRE: I take it Wallace sent you.

REMADIN: Hit the nail, and Remolay for that matter, on the head there.

REMOLAY: {in pain} That sucked...

OGRE: {angry} That lying MOTHERF...

REMADIN: You're language, watch it."

OGRE: Wow, buzzkill much?

REMOLAY: {slightly less pain} You have no idea.

OGRE: Wallace has been telling lies about me for years. He drove my kind off of that land five hundred and seven years ago. Only I remain.

REMADIN: He's telling the truth. I knew of Wallace's untruthful lying the whole time.

REMOLAY: Can I kill THEM now? Wait... You knew about this, and didn't tell me!?

{cut to just Remolay and Remadin arguing}

REMADIN: I didn't think it would make a difference.

REMOLAY: {angrily} It wouldn't have, until I found out he could kill me with the hilts of my swords!

{Remolay calms down}

REMOLAY: {to Ogre} That reminds me, can I have my swords back?

{Remolay is hit on the head with his swords}

REMOLAY: Thanks, Remolay out!

{Remolay charges out of the cave, Remadin runs after as fast as possible}

REMADIN: {yelling} Don't do it!

{cut to Remolay and Remadin standing outside a burning village}

REMADIN: {Yelling} Seriously! This is the second one this month!

REMOLAY: What are you complaining about? At least you had nothing to do with this one.

ELIPSES: {Voiceover} In order to understand that we must take you back through time.

TRI: {Voiceover} We did this part already/

ELIPSES: {Voiceover} Oh. Dammit.