The RemolayRemadin Projects/Episode Three

An update!

Transcript

{open on Remolay and Remadin in their apartment with beards}

REMADIN: Man, how long has it been since we went outside?

REMOLAY: About five minutes. You know, when we decided to buy these fake beards?

REMADIN: Oh yeah. This was a horrible idea. {rips off beard with a tearing sound effect, Remadin cringes in pain} GYAAAAAH! What the heck just happened!

{Remolay tries to pull off his beard, it stays on his face}

REMOLAY: What the hell? It's rooted itself in here!

{Remadins fake beard grows back in full}

REMADIN: These were just supposed to be a throw away gag! Now what?

{I Am The Doctor plays at incredibly fast speed while rapid clips of Full House are shown. Cut back to the two}

REMADIN: This is not a good time, theme music! Can't you see we're in a crisis!

REMOLAY: Yeah, the author can't stop using exclamation points!

{Tri barges into the room}

TRI: Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?

REMADIN: You're too early! Come back later!

TRI: Fine! {Tri walks out, sad} There's no need to yell...

REMOLAY: Wait a minute... That gives me an idea! {unsheathes his sword}

REMADIN: NO! Wait a second! I have a better idea.

{Remadin goes to the phone and dials the operator}

REMADIN: Operator, get me a beard abnormality specialist.

{Tri immediately barges into the room}

TRI: Did someone call for a beard abnormality specialist?

REMOLAY: What took you so long?

TRI: I was stuck in traffic. What seems to be the problem

REMADIN: We...

TRI: Fake beards stuck to your faces, eh? I can fix that.

{Tri stands there for a good thirty seconds}

REMADIN: Um... Will you fix it?

TRI: Yep!

{Tri stands there for another 15 seconds}

REMOLAY: Fix it now or I dismember you and not in the traditional sense?

{Tri jumps back}

TRI: Okay, I'll do it now! All I have to do is

{cut to a black screen with text that says "Lazy writing" and cut back to them with Tri now having a beard as well.}

TRI: Well...

REMADIN: Now what?

{The OP to Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger plays at rapid speed, a gunshot is heard and the screen cuts to black}