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But will we ever see Remadin lawyering.

Transcript

{Open on Remadin storming out of his room as Remolay sits on the couch watching TV}

REMADIN: As if always I'm the only one supporting us, brother. You need to get a job or I'm kicking you out.

REMOLAY: Are we seriously starting this so forced?

REMADIN: Yep.

REMOLAY: Well in that case, no.

{cut to Remolay being thrown out of the apartment building}

REMOLAY: Jazzy Jeff style augh! {Gets up and brushes self off} Now what?

{The most annoying song in the world plays at 5x speed while images of random plain t-shirts are shown. The words "Now what" appear on screen. Cut to Remolay having an interview at Fast Fud with Tri}

TRI: And why do you want this job?

REMOLAY: My brother will not let me back in the house until I have one.

TRI: Right... And do you have any special skills?

REMOLAY: Does assassination count?

TRI: Alright then. Normally I'd be forced to ask you a few more questions, but I don't want to talk to you anymore so... I'm calling the cops.

{fade to Remolay walking out of a court house with Remadin with the words "After a lengthy court battle" on screen.}

REMADIN: As of right now you actually owe me money, so I'm going to help you get a job. Tip one. The assassinations you did or the village do not count as job experience.

{Remolay and Remadin walk by a cop}

REMOLAY: Don't mention how I've killed people, got it.

{cut to Remolay and Remadin walking out of the courthouse again with the words "After another lengthy court battle" on screen}

REMADIN: Tip number two, only talk about that stuff in the privacy of our own home.

{Remolay and Remadin walk by the same cop}

REMOLAY: Don't mention in public how-

{Remadin puts a hand over Remolay's mouth}

REMADIN: We are not going through that gag again. Tip 2: Do not say how you need a job. I don't know why you're not supposed to do that, just don't.

REMOLAY: {Muffled} That's stupid.

REMADIN: Agreed. Tip 3: You're actually not a bad cook, yo. Really. Talk about how you can actually cook damn well in these fast food jobs. Tip 4: I don't care anymore. Get a job.

{Cut to Remolay in an interview with Tri for "Better fud"}

TRI: Alright Mr. Da'aylf, it says here that you are known or your cooking skills.

REMOLAY: Yeah, uh... Wait on a minute... aren't you the same guy from fast fud?

TRI: If I give you the job will you never mention this to anyone?

REMOLAY: Deal.

TRI: Glad to have you aboard, Remolay.

{Remolay and Tri shake hands, cut to Remolay and Remadin at their apartment.}

REMADIN: You know, I should have guessed you'd somehow get a job with literally no effort.

REMOLAY: Really? I didn't see it coming.

REMADIN: Screw it, you're home and you have a job well done. End of episode.

{cut to black, the words "End of episode are on screen}