The RemolayRemadin Projects/Episode One

The Drow brothers move into their new apartment.

Transcript

{black screen with the words "It's time". Remolay and Remadin walk on screen.}

REMADIN: Uh, time for what?

REMOLAY: Time to find out what it's time for or I break this wall.

REMADIN: But that would be the fourth one this week.

REMOLAY: Well someone better tell us what it's time for then.

ANNOUNCER: {voiceover} It's time for the Remolay Remadin Variety hour with you hosts Remolay and Remadin!

{Remolay unsheathes his swords and jumps offscreen, an agonizing scream is heard}

REMADIN: Well... Now what.

{Cut to a montage of a bunch of really fast scenes, City Escape for Sonic Adventure 2 plays sped up. The words "Now What?" appear on screen. Cut to apartment hallway, Remadin carrying a couch upstairs.}

REMOLAY: Okay brother, just a couple of more steps and we're done.

{Remadin continues to move couch upstairs. Remolay is revealed to be laying on the couch}

REMADIN: This would be a lot easier if you were, you know, actually helping! Why don't you do something?

REMOLAY: {Apathetically} Eh, can't be bothered.

REMADIN: That does it!

{Remadin drops the couch. It falls to the bottom of the stairs}

REMADIN: If you want to lay on that couch, you take it up those stairs yourself!

{Cut to an empty hallway with the caption "48 hours later". Remolay comes in with the couch and knocks an an apartment door.}

REMADIN: Who is it?

REMOLAY: It's me you nimskull.

REMADIN: Don't you mean "numb"...

REMOLAY: I know what I said!

{Remadin opens the door}

REMADIN: What took you so long? I got everything else up here in much less time than that.

REMOLAY: I took a couple of naps here and there, and I stopped off at McDonalds on the way.

{Remolay produces a bag labeled "Fast Fud"}

REMADIN: I don't want to know where you were keeping that.

REMOLAY: Damn right you don't.

{Remolay tosses the bag to Remadin, who catches it.}

REMADIN: Eiughh!

{Remolay pulls the couch into the apartment, the screen fades to black}

REMOLAY: Did we just dedicate an entire episode to pulling a couch up stairs?

REMADIN: Not only that, our entire first episode was dedicated to it

REMOLAY: We are so going to get cancelled.