The RemolayRemadin Projects/Avatars

You turned of David Letterman, now you must DIE!

Transcript

{open on Remolay alone in a dark forest alone}

REMOLAY: Yeah, this isn't anywhere near where we set up camp, and I was literally just in the tent. Let's get this over with Eyeless!

{Remolay pulls out both sword as a strange unnatural noise plays in the background.}

REMOLAY:' Well that's mildly annoying. Get on with it already!

{A rustling is heard behind Remolay, he turns around and point his swords at Elipses and Tri coming out of a bush}

REMOLAY: Prove you aren't the avatar of the eyeless!

TRI: There's two of us

REMOLAY: That proves nothing!

ELIPSES: He has a point, brother. If three of us are here, it's very probable that there are three avatars.

REMADIN: Better make that four.

{Remadin comes out of the shadows, joining the other three}

TRI: Well shit

{Remolay points a scimitar at Remadin}

REMOLAY: Prove you're actually my brother!

REMADIN: The eyeless isn't a shapeshifter, Remolay! Jesus christ you're being paranoid!

REMOLAY: That proves nothing!

REMADIN: Will you shut the fuck up and just listen for him. It'll be obvious once you hear him.

{Everyone keeps quiet and listens, Remolay keeps his gaurd up, Tri and Elipses ready their Bow and Gun, Remadin Puts his head in his hands}

AVATARS: {In the background, singing} Floating along, floating floating along.

REMADIN: They're probably immortal you idiots!

{The singing stops and rustling is hear, soon the four are surrounded by four avatars of Sombaf}

AVATARS: Hi, how's it going. We have to kill you, but no hard feelings, okay? Still friends?

TRI: Retreat!

REMOLAY: Fucking WHERE!

ELIPSES: God dammit, Let me take care of this!

{Elipses points the gun at his avatar's head, pulls the trigger, and nothing happens}

ELIPSES: Okay, I know I loaded this baby before we went to bed

TRI: Which means my quiver is probably empty too... Although we do have sword training...

REMOLAY: Touch them and die.

AVATARS: You're going to do that anyway, so... goodbye.

{Remolay thrusts his scimitar into his avatar's head. The avatar survives. Remolay Slashes the arms of the avatar so that it can no longer attack, stabs it in the heart, and cuts the head off. The floating torso continues to advance towards him. Remolay cuts the torso in half to finally kill the avatar.}

REMOLAY: Okay, now we can retreat.

{Remolay turns to see the others being throttled and generally smacked around by the remaining avatars}

REMOLAY: Or we can't and I have to be one of those fucking hero things... Seriously you guys suck ass.

{Remolay slices the arms of the remaining avatars, gaining their attention and making them chase him. Remolay runs as fast as he possibly can, threading himself through trees to try to make the avatars run into them. The avatars keep their pace and remain behind him}

REMOLAY: Alright, now you can retreat!

{The three run away in three different directions}

REMADIN: Follow me you idiots! There is strength in numbers!

TRI: But I hate that phrase!

REMADIN: Just do it you enormous ignoramus!

{Tri sighs and Runs towards Remadin, Elipses soon follows. Meanwhile Remolay continues to run through the trees, trying to shake the avatars. Suddenly he gets an idea. He sticks his swords in a tree and starts using them to climb up it. Being now armless the avatars can not follow him and start slamming into the tree to make him fall out. Remolay begins hoping from tree to tree to catch up with the others, He finds all of them running and drops down in front of them}

REMOLAY: Lost em.

REMADIN: You can't climb worth beans, how did you get up a tree?

REMOLAY: Used my swords.

REMADIN: But that'll ruin them!

REMOLAY: So? It's not like they're real. They're dream swords. Look... {Remolay unsheathes two perfectly undamaged scimitars}

ELIPSES: Wait wait wait. If that's how that works then why isn't my gun loaded?

REMOLAY: I don't fucking know, load it with dream bullets.

ELIPSES: I wish I had dr- {Elipses suddenly feels a weight in his pocket as dream bullets suddenly appear. he loads his gun} Thank you dream logic.

TRI: And now I'd like my quiver to be filled with piercing arrows. {Tri's quiver is filled}

REMADIN: I wish I had an attack that does any damage {Nothing happens} Oh come on! This is my shared dream too!

REMOLAY: It's still your birthday, here. {Remolay hands Remadin his swords} The rest of these guys are yours. I killed mine. Good luck!

{Remolay runs off as the avatars find the group. Their arms are back on their bodies. They surround the three}

AVATARS: Hey guys, ready to do this again?

ELIPSES: More than ready.

{Elipses shoots his avatar through the head and heart. It falls to the ground but he keeps shooting until his magazine is empty to be certain. Tri fires 7 arrows into the head and torso of his avatar, pinning him to a tree. Remadin accidentally ends up throwing the swords due to his lack of training, but decapitates his avatar anyway, and the sword slices his torso in half}

ELIPSES: {Yelling} Avatars of the Eyeless, Your asses belong to us!

TRI: Ew.

ELIPSES: You know what I mean.

REMADIN: So are we going to have to do this every night?

TRI: I'm afraid so.

{Remolay walks back toward them}

REMOLAY: Hey I just remembered something, The avatars are weaker versions of the eyeless, couldn't Remadin just have banished his?

REMADIN: ... God dammit.

{The four start to fade away}

REMOLAY: What the shit is happening?

ELIPSES: We're going into our normal dreams now.

TRI: See you in the morning!

REMADIN: Good night everyone.

{Fade to white. I don't know how to end episodes}