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The Office/Badstar
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STAN: Hello, Mr. Strunner! Take a seat, please.
BADSTAR: {Sits down}
STAN: Now tell me, how would you best describe yourself in curly brackets after a dialog cue?
BADSTAR: {Hmmm... well, I would say I'm a hard worker. I also think I can learn a lot about this place, so I'll always know what to tell people. My memory is pretty good, which makes ready for the job also. ...Can I stop talking like this now?}