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The Office
So you've got out of high school and barely passed college, haven't you? We-he-he-hell! Now it's time for you to face the real world! And what better way to immerse yourself in the rat race than a crappy job as an accountant or whatever?
Welcome to Rightclick Industries, a company that does... something. It involves computers, I bet. Whatever the case, you're a low-level peon with high hopes, and dreams even! Applying for the job is simple--head on over to the job interviewing site and let your heart spill out on the nicely-crafted ornate coffee table. If you're especially lucky, you'll get a cubicle that doesn't have the faint aroma of cheese pizza! From there, you've gotta battle your coworkers, your boss, and your crappy desktop in the fight of your life!
It sure sounds glamorous, doesn't it? Well sign up below and we'll try to fit you in!
Office Rules
- Respect your superiors; after all, they're the ones with their fingers on the "fire" button!
- Respect your coworkers--they are your equals, so treat them as you would yourself.
- Don't whine about the bathrooms. We can't fix them until we have janitors, alright?
- Quit stealing lunches from the fridges. We don't decide whether your wife packs you egg salad again for the fourth time in a row.
- If you need to smoke, go outside. Alternately, do it in somebody else's cubicle so you don't get that nasty smell in yours.
- Don't complain about how many rules there are. So help me God if you do.
- Put down the seat when you're done.
- Clean your plate. Last time somebody forgot this rule we got rats. Big ones, too. The size of chihuahuas.
- I said DON'T WHINE ABOUT THE BATHROOMS.
- Have fun!
- Addendum: having the wrong kinds of fun will result in loss of privileges and harsh words being thrown.
Getting a Job!
Want to join Rightclick Industries? Using our NEW online application form, it's as simple as copying a block of code and filling it in! Once you're done your interview, just use our NEW online application form, linked to below!
Jobs we have available are:
- Accountant - Numbers, numbers, numbers!
- Tech Support - Work with computers all day long!
- Human Resources - Just like the guidance counselor from school!
- Janitor - Clean up puke and stuff!
Employees
- Our Benevolent Dictators
- Stan - President and CEO of Rightclick Industries
- Accountants
- Tech Support
- Bling Bellstrom - Head of Tech Support
- Human Resources
- Janitors
- Jon - Head Janitor
Awaiting Application
Need a job? Apply for a job here, and we'll interview you to see if you get the job! Job!
Now, Then...
Now that you've applied to Rightclick Industries, you can start your day right and get to work!
