The Idiot's Keeper/5

"Here's your water, Shwoo." Homestar tiger said.

"Thanks, tiger." Shwoo said. She still had a few bumps and bruises and she had an ice pack on her head. She took the water bottle Homestar tiger was handing her and took a sip. "You know, I should get back on duty."

"No. You need to stay in bed until you're healed." Homestar tiger said.

"I'm one of the very few conscious admins. The vandals will probably take over." Shwoo noted.

"There's plenty of users on this wiki. And the sysops gave some trusted users blocking powers. I think we'll be fine." Homestar tiger stated.

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TheDenzel was walking around, wearing a Sysop badge and swinging a bobby club. He accidentally knocked himself in the head with the spinning bobby club and knocked himself out cold.

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Shwoo sighed. "You're right."

"I'm going to go to the store to pick up some clothes. I'll see you in a few minutes." Homestar tiger said, grabbing his keys.

"Alright, see ya later." Shwoo said. She laid back and closed her eyes.

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Shwoo opened her eyes. How long has it been? She looked at the clock. 3:47 pm. That's over an hour since Homestar tiger left. What's taking him so long? She asked herself. She decided to get up. She didn't care if she needed her rest. She got up and walked out the door.

Shwoo walked down the streets of the HRFWiki, looking for the store. She took a turn on a street, looking at skid marks.

Skid marks?

She ran back to the skid marks. She looked in a ditch, and saw the most horrifying thing.

Homestar tiger's Ram.

She gasped. Homestar tiger's car was in a huge wreck, and chances are, he was probably in it. She leaned forward. Unfortunately, she lost her balance and slid face-first into the ditch. She stood up, in pain and rubbed her scrapes. She ran around to the driver's seat. Sure enough, her friend was in there, face in the airbag and he was out cold. She reached for the door handle, but the door was beaten so badly that the handle wouldn't work. She needed to find another way to get him out of there. She ran to the back window. She could break it, but she didn't want to hurt Homestar tiger. The front windshield was off-limits, on account of the huge fallen tree. She saw the passenger door's handle was intact, but the door was blocked by a giant rock.

"Ohh, what do I do, what do I do?" She had no choice but to move the rock. She pushed with as hard as she could, but it didn't budge. She got on the ground and pushed with her feet. It budged a little. She thought about how her friend was at stake and how he saved her. She had to move that rock. That self-motivation moved the rock out of the way. She pulled on the handle. Crap! Locked. She broke the window. She reached in, winching in pain from the glass shards, and unlocked the door from the inside. She opened the Ram's door and crawled in.

She reached in, grabbed Homestar tiger by the back of his shirt, and pulled. When she finally got Homestar tiger out of the Ram, she dialed 911 and pulled herself and Homestar tiger up to the top of the ditch.

Homestar tiger opened his eyes. "Huh? What happened? Am I dead? Are you my angel?" Homestar tiger asked frantically.

"No, you moron, I'm your friend and rescuer." Shwoo said.

"You-you saved me?"

"Just returning a favor."

They heard Ambulance noises. Then they fell asleep.