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This is the diary of Chinio, a soldier in one of the armies. He mysteriously disappeared three years ago, with no trace. This diary is still being unearthed in bits and pieces, in hopes of finding clues to his location.

The Diary of Chinio

Hello people who find this book. I'm Chinio.

February 12, 20X0

This is another day in the army. Lunch today was bacon. Around 1:00 we were drilled on the importiance of battle safety. But it was so funny, because some of the gunpowder didn't ignite, the guy was like: "THIS IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN WHEN YOU FIRE A GUN!" And then the gun didn't fire, it just went *poof*. And then, everyone laughed, and the sergent was so embarressed. It was funny!

Today I've got news of a riot in Chatzia. It shouldn't be a problem. It's a minor one.

February 13, 20X0

I've been introducing a new recruit, Nakwam, to the base. I've shown him the battle area, the armory, the track area, the mess hall, and his bunk. Says he's a soldier from Chatzia... I guess his family was displaced in the riot.

The supply truck was sabatoged by the forces of the Chu. Because of that, there hasn't been any news today. I really hope that Chu doesn't pull anymore suprises.

February 14, 20X0

I'm still introducing Nakwam to the grounds. Did you know that there are exactly 57 flavors of bacon in Nakwam's backpack? Don't ask me how it got there, because I don't know. Nakwam is doing Archery right now, while I'm taking a required break.

The supply truck has been sabatoged again. Luckily we have greenhouses, factories, and other things in this complex, or I'd be worried. But, no need to worry!

February 15, 20X0

Still showing Nakwam the grounds. This is big place!And you can get lost! Like when we stumbled unto thte expirement labs, and the groups of robots kept moving around... we got stuck for an hour! Nakwam looks like a natural archer. Suspitious...

Our needed rations and supplies from the port of Vornok still haven't come in. Chu looks like it's on the brim of peace and war, from what our spy planes say. The industrial factories are on overtime there, and so are our radio experts, trying to intercept possible messages.

February 16, 20X0

Nakwam has become a real soldier, though maybe a bit raw. He officially has a room in Barrack H, Section 7, Hallway ACJ, Room 15. And did you know that Nakwan knows how to kill, disinfect, cut, cook, and serve a rat? And did you know that he can calculate the trajectory of an aircraft in less then one hour?

Our supplies from the port of Vornok have arrived. According to the crew, there was an attack, delaying the shipment. Chu is still on the brink of war, but a peace talker is en rout to the border town of Hormoz, where our delegate will talk with the leaders of Chu.