TheDenzel's Interview Show/Badstar

Summary

TheDenzel interviews Badstar

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Welcome, everyone, to the first ever interview in the new Wiki User Wiki edition of TheDenzel's Interview Show. I am TheDenzel. Today we have Badstar on the show. What are you up to, Badstar?

BADSTAR: Oh, just the usual stuff. I have some new projects I hope to discuss, but first, let me apologize for any past... errr... troubles I may have given you.

THEDENZEL: Don't worry, all is forgiven. Let's start off with what you're working on right now... what is it?

BADSTAR: Well, lets start off with my newest project, Jump! Ultimate Badstars!

THEDENZEL: And what's that all about?

BADSTAR: A brand new, action-packed, spaghetti flavored, fighting game beat-em-up thing type game!

THEDENZEL: And let me guess, you're the main character?

BADSTAR: Well, yeah, but theres actually multiple characters that are the main characters of their own story.

THEDENZEL: Please, elaborate.

BADSTAR: Well, heres the story. AN EVIL OVERLORD HAS TAKEN OVER THE FUTURE. Original, right? Anyway, Badstar and friends travel to the future to fight the overlord and bring peace to the world, but there is are huge plotwists to this simple sounding story. Anyway, the character select screen begins with yours truly. After you beat my story, you unlock then next story. When all stories are unlocked, this unlocks the final story in which you can play as any character. The character you pick determines a different ending, so that creates some replayabillaty.

THEDENZEL: And just how many characters are there?

BADSTAR: Well, I'm up to 14 to so far, but there may be more.

THEDENZEL: Crap, that's a lot of stories. How will they differ from one another?

BADSTAR: Well, it'll pretty much have all the same fights, but different cutscenes, different moves, and different subplots or something. Each story contains an important piece to the plot.

THEDENZEL: Can you give us any hint on just what characters will be seen?

BADSTAR: Well, pretty much all characters on my page will be in, as well as some other characters not belonging to me. As for unlockables... time will tell. But I hope to reach to a whopping 25 characters.

THEDENZEL: Well, heh, if you're looking for a... celebrity character {slides a picture of Ethan across the desk} they're never in too short of supply...

BADSTAR: ...Well, well! I'll heavily consider! Anyway, I would like to move on to my next project, if thats alright.

THEDENZEL: And what would that be?

BADSTAR: Badstar Strunner: Ace Attorney.

THEDENZEL: You've been doing that for a while now, haven't you?

BADSTAR: Pretty much.

THEDENZEL: And what is it, again?

BADSTAR: Well, in the game, you play as Badstar in up to 50 cases. The goal is to use evidence in court to reveal lies the witness may tell and clear the defendant's name. In the first and current case, Badstar must defend... well... {Taps Ethan picture on table}

THEDENZEL: Really? That sounds... undefendable!

BADSTAR: I know, right? Anyway, the case? Ethan has been framed for destroying an important machine Dolan was working on. Badstar accpets Ethan as a client but investigations reveal evidence which all point to him. And to make him worse Badstar has to go up against a seemingly undefeatable prosecutor. But the biggest question... did Ethan do it!?

{Long pause}

BADSTAR: Probably, but what the hell.

THEDENZEL: Well, I wouldn't doubt it. Ethan's always breaking Dolan's stuff. Especially when he isn't given credit for where credit is due. It makes him... angry. You could understand that, couldn't you?

BADSTAR: Yep, pretty easy to understand.

THEDENZEL: Good, well I hope that situation is resolved before any more problems erupt from it. What else have you been working on?

BADSTAR: ...Stuff. And things.

THEDENZEL: ...Such as?

BADSTAR: ...Well, I've been thinking of reviving my top ten lists which started the whole fad in the first place.

THEDENZEL: Okay, let's do it now. Who are your top ten favorite male interviewers?

BADSTAR: Uhhh, okay, lets see here... 10: Jay Leno. 9: Jay Leno. 8: Jay Leno 7: Jay Leno. 6: J-

THEDENZEL: Dude, no. Conan. Conan all the way. What's so great about Leno?

BADSTAR: ... I like his hair?

THEDENZEL: ...You like his hair?

BADSTAR: I like his hair.

THEDENZEL: What's so great about it?

BADSTAR: Its like a big fluffy gray marshmallow cloud!

IM A BELL:{in audience, wearing a sparkly pink shirt and sunglasses that are shaped like stars} You are so gay.

THEDENZEL: ...Okay. Moving on, what are your plans for the future?

BADSTAR: Well, when the fanstuff wiki is editable again, I'm probably gonna move a lot of my characters over there. I'll still be here through, but... with a name change.

THEDENZEL: Name change? To what?

BADSTAR: Well... my username. I'll still be Badstar on the fanstuff though. But since I'll be moving Badstar to the fanstuff, whats the point if theres no Badstar? So, on the WUW, I'm gonna focus on the wacky antics, of my character, Kyubii.

THEDENZEL: So you're gonna be Kyubii?

BADSTAR: When the Fanstuff wiki returns, yes.

THEDENZEL: But why not just stay Badstar on both wikis?

BADSTAR: Like I said before... what would be the point of being called Badstar here if there was no Badstar in sight? Plus, since this wiki doesn't focus on Homestar, its not entirely necessary.

THEDENZEL: Alright, but why Kyubii?

BADSTAR: He's just my favorite character for... reasons.

THEDENZEL: {sighs} ...why?

BADSTAR: REASONS

THEDENZEL: Dude, you're on an interview show. Spill your secrets.

BADSTAR: I SAID REASONS DAMN YOU

THEDENZEL: You've got five seconds or I kick you OUT!!

BADSTAR: UH OKAY UM... HE'S COOL AND STUFF?

THEDENZEL: Alright then. Do you have any other plans for the post-purge era?

BADSTAR: Well... yeah! An interactive (only one for obvious reasons), a fake game, and all that jazz. Maybe, if no good ones are taken, I'll even claim an Other Character Email show!

THEDENZEL: Which one would you take?

BADSTAR: Well, I've grown a rather strange liking to Homeschool Winner, so probably him.

THEDENZEL: Go for it, man! Is there anything else about your plans that you can tell us?

BADSTAR: Well, as for my only interactive, it'll be called "Free Country USA Cinema". You basically control a character from the Homestar universe and work at a movie theater. Another idea I've been having for a fan fic is "FCUSA Home Shopping Network", which is basically a fic where Homestar and Strong Bad host a home shopping show like you see on neglected TV channels that show nothing but soap operas and lame sitcoms.

THEDENZEL: Sounds nifty. Now, we're just about outta time here, is there anything else you'd like to throw in before we go?

BADSTAR: Yes, I'd just like to say, to all you users out there-

{Runs up to camera, shaking it.}

BADSTAR: {Frantic} PLEASE! SOMEBODY! PLAY BADSTAR STRUNNER: ACE ATTORNEY!!! I'M BEGGING YOU! {Drops down on knees, crying}

THEDENZEL: Well, way to keep your pride. Thanks for stopping by, Badstar. {shakes his hand} May the road rise to meet you and so on.... {to audience} And thanks for watching. Bye now!

{applause}

{fade out}

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