TheDenzel's Interview Show/20eric06

Summary

TheDenzel interviews Eric

Transcript

THEDENZEL: Greetings, my humble servants. Today we have Eric on the show. Welcome to the show, Eric!

ERIC: {shifty eyes} Hello there... person.

THEDENZEL: How are you today?

ERIC: Being followed, I guess. Ain't easy these days. How about you?

THEDENZEL: I'm doin' all right. Who's following you?

ERIC: ...Angry... mobs... of gamers. With torches.

THEDENZEL: But why are they chasing you?

ERIC: Well, you see. There's. There's this company -- my company -- Electrokinesis Studios. Apparently, somehow, someone framed it for being the reason games aren't fun anymore.

THEDENZEL: I could believe that. Anyway, what else is new with you?

ERIC: Actually, we were about to release Airstriker Forever, but for some reason we had to switch to a newer engine, so I had to change the date to "when it's done", which might explain a few things about the recent set of events...

THEDENZEL: Which would be?

ERIC: ...the framing and the mob with torches? Did I not mention this? Is my mind playing tricks on me again? {takes pills from pockets and takes dozens of them}

THEDENZEL: Yes. Well, moving on, is there anything you've been working on recently here on the wiki?

ERIC: Actually, no. Except for fixing stuff around whenever I feel lik--I MEAN, on my free time, I guess.

THEDENZEL: Well, then what do you do?

ERIC: Lately, I've been either running/hiding from the angry mobs or trudging along trillions of unfinished projects at the same time, really. If you come to our office, you can find plans for tons of games, from shooters to racing. Actually, don't, the gamers would love taking someone as a hostage.

THEDENZEL: Well than, why not finish them?

ERIC: Our employees are highly procrastinative.

THEDENZEL: Well, just how many employees do you have?

ERIC: ...Three, at most.

THEDENZEL: And why don't you just fire them if they're such procrastinators?

ERIC: I'm the most procrastinative employee, out of us three. I motivate them to be, I think. Business has never been better.

THEDENZEL: Oh is it now?

ERIC: Yeah! We get to not work and still have a little appreciation by fans! ...Except, the recent gamer mob incident.

THEDENZEL: Well of course, that will go down in history. So, is there anything you do out... in the REAL WORLD?

ERIC: What's that novelty you speak of?

THEDENZEL: Nevermind. I'm just gonna open this here tub of generic interview questions. Ehem. What... is your favorite video game?

ERIC: Well, I'd have to say Airstriker Forever {dodges a flamimg spear which passes flying right next to his head} ...or, if something that my company didn't make... Hm, they are so many that I'd have to make a small Top 5 list. Long story short, Doom (PC), Duke Nukem 3D (PC), Lotus Turbo Challenge (Amiga), Shooting Gallery (SMS) and OutRunners (Arcade).