Super Smash Bros. Revolution/Dontknow/Cracked

I took it upon myself to crack the code created by Chaos. Frankly, I'm surprised at my own genius. Read the results of my labour and realize just how evil the world has become.

Investigation

The page was created on April 16, 2008 at 20:14. The numbers, converted to letters, are:

C Q V V O

Chaos's comment was posted on the same day, but at 20:22. This makes:

V X

The comment itself contains the numbers 59 and 81. 81 minus 59 equals 22.

X

Jared, Shadow, Joseph, Guitar, chance, and coming all have the same number of letters as Jehova.

J

But in the Latin alphebet, Jehova begins with an:

I

There are six words that contain the same number of letters as Jehova. Each of those has six letters, and Chaos's comment is composed of six words.

666

The first letter of the page is J. The page was created almost two weeks into April, plus two days. This leads us to the Book of Job in the Hebew Bible. Job 2-2 reads:

"And the LORD said to Satan, "Where have you come from?"

"Satan answered the LORD, "From roaming through the earth and going back and forth in it."

Everything goes back to the number 22. In the alphebet, 22 is:

X

Another recurring symbol is V. X could mean crossing, or confrontation. V appears to be the two lines of X about to cross. This phenomenon is backed up by the fact that, upon the second date, V appears before X. V first appeared after Q, 16. V appears a second time right after the first V. V is twenty, so that means 2020. The Q, 16, means the 16th day. In the Roman numerals, V also represents 5.

5, 16, 2020.

March 16, 2020.

The Ides of March, plus 1 day.

This phenomona is also found in another process. In the Roman Numerals, V is 5, and X is 10. Added together, they equal 15. As mentioned earlier, Jehova begins with an I in the Latin alphebet. In Roman numerals, I is 1.

The results

The message reads:

Upon March 15, 2020, on the 1st light of dawn, Satan will destroy God and overtake Heaven. The next day, Satan will send 22 of his most trusted minions upon Earth to destroy all but the most evil among the humans.